Malazan Empire: Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... - Malazan Empire

Jump to content

  • 63 Pages +
  • « First
  • 54
  • 55
  • 56
  • 57
  • 58
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#1101 User is offline   Terez 

  • High Analyst of TQB
  • Group: Team Quick Ben
  • Posts: 4,981
  • Joined: 17-January 07
  • Location:United States of North America
  • Interests:WWQBD?
  • WoT Fangirl, Rank Traitor

Posted 12 March 2010 - 11:11 AM

Also....

View PostDarkwatch, on 11 March 2010 - 03:16 PM, said:


That would be Tayler Lautner also known as Sharkboy from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D".

Remember?

Happily, no I do not.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
0

#1102 User is offline   Obdigore 

  • ThunderBear
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 6,165
  • Joined: 22-June 06

Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:23 PM

So is this Taylor guy a vampire?

I assume he has plenty of practice biting people since he was sharkboy?
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
0

#1103 User is offline   Terez 

  • High Analyst of TQB
  • Group: Team Quick Ben
  • Posts: 4,981
  • Joined: 17-January 07
  • Location:United States of North America
  • Interests:WWQBD?
  • WoT Fangirl, Rank Traitor

Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:30 PM

I thought he was a werewolf? Either way....

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
0

#1104 User is offline   beru 

  • shy guy
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 780
  • Joined: 14-December 08
  • Location:norway
  • Interests:gaming (strategy/tactic first persons)<br />reading<br />swiming

Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:38 PM

yes he is a weredog with pooooooooooooooooooooor CGI...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
0

#1105 User is offline   Obdigore 

  • ThunderBear
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 6,165
  • Joined: 22-June 06

Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:56 PM

I would love to see Benecio destroy him.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
0

#1106 User is offline   beru 

  • shy guy
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 780
  • Joined: 14-December 08
  • Location:norway
  • Interests:gaming (strategy/tactic first persons)<br />reading<br />swiming

Posted 12 March 2010 - 04:57 PM

I would love to see ANYONE destory him...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
0

#1107 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

  • The Recidivist
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,371
  • Joined: 17-January 08
  • Location:Oz
  • Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
  • The AIJman cometh

Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:39 AM

View Postberu, on 12 March 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:

I would love to see ANYONE destory him...


Including:

Posted Image
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


0

#1108 User is offline   knight of shadows 

  • Corporal
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 59
  • Joined: 15-September 09
  • Location:Colorado or New York
  • Interests:cycling, fishing, skiing, video games, and just being a general bad ass

Posted 13 March 2010 - 09:06 AM

I don't know if you all read cracked but they did a pretty good screen play like parody of the last twilight movie its a little long but I found it pretty damn funny and towards the end is the best part IMAO, check it out
1

#1109 User is offline   Illuyankas 

  • Retro Classic
  • Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
  • Posts: 7,254
  • Joined: 28-September 04
  • Will cluck you up

Posted 13 March 2010 - 06:06 PM

That the highlighted Editing Room script? http://www.the-editing-room.com/ for more, the dude is pretty hilarious.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
1

#1110 User is offline   dktorode 

  • Luck is my middle name, Mind you, my first name is Bad."
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 2,188
  • Joined: 03-September 05

Posted 15 March 2010 - 01:11 PM

So who wants to see the new twilight trailer?
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
0

#1111 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

  • The Midnight Special
  • Group: Administrators
  • Posts: 5,811
  • Joined: 01-January 03
  • Location:Alberta, Canada

Posted 15 March 2010 - 06:29 PM

Sure. The chick is hot.
0

#1112 User is offline   Illuyankas 

  • Retro Classic
  • Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
  • Posts: 7,254
  • Joined: 28-September 04
  • Will cluck you up

Posted 15 March 2010 - 06:52 PM

This, er, person sure did!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
0

#1113 User is offline   King Lear 

  • Une belle quelquesomething sans merci
  • Group: Mott Irregulars
  • Posts: 678
  • Joined: 01-October 09

Posted 16 March 2010 - 02:19 AM

I don't understand. Why would would you do that to yourself?
*Men's Frights Activist*
0

#1114 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

  • The Recidivist
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,371
  • Joined: 17-January 08
  • Location:Oz
  • Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
  • The AIJman cometh

Posted 16 March 2010 - 05:54 AM

View PostCrone, on 16 March 2010 - 02:19 AM, said:

I don't understand. Why would would you do that to yourself?


The old mule and stick and carrot analogy?
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


0

#1115 User is offline   dktorode 

  • Luck is my middle name, Mind you, my first name is Bad."
  • Group: High House Mafia
  • Posts: 2,188
  • Joined: 03-September 05

Posted 16 March 2010 - 07:40 AM

No...reallly... the trailer for the next twilight is already out.

This post has been edited by dktorode: 16 March 2010 - 07:41 AM

...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
0

#1116 User is offline   MTS 

  • Fourth Investiture
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 4,334
  • Joined: 02-April 07
  • Location:Terra Australis

Posted 16 March 2010 - 08:08 AM

I ended up overhearing a group of girls playing it on a library computer today. Sounded like your typical fare, although one line ('I'll fight for you till your heart stops beating') was hilariously bad, and not downright terrible.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
0

#1117 User is offline   King Lear 

  • Une belle quelquesomething sans merci
  • Group: Mott Irregulars
  • Posts: 678
  • Joined: 01-October 09

Posted 17 March 2010 - 04:19 AM

This was posted on a friends facebook page. And I was amused.
*Men's Frights Activist*
0

#1118 User is offline   Apsalar 

  • Fist
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 203
  • Joined: 02-January 03

Posted 20 March 2010 - 03:29 AM

Since you all insist on talking about Twilight, I'll tell you a short story.

I was sitting in a lobby, reading and being asked if I needed any help. When the fourth person came to ask, I was surprised to find that she didn't want to ask me if I needed help. She wanted to ask about my ebook reader. She asked me how it was to read with and what types of books I could put on it. It was a delightful conversation about books and about a cool piece of technology that I own. I felt like a technological wizard and my impression of her was equally coloured by my ego. Then she asked me where I get my books. I said, "I usually just get free books from places like Feedbooks or Project Gutenburg. Our library will even lend ebooks." And she was all like, "Yeah, I was just curious because I torrented the Twilight series and read it on my computer and it was great."

I am haunted by that conversation every time I read in public. Is someone going to walk up to me and loudly declare that they did something illegal because they like Twilight?
0

#1119 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

  • The Recidivist
  • Group: LHTEC
  • Posts: 2,371
  • Joined: 17-January 08
  • Location:Oz
  • Interests:Dungeons and Dragons, and the odd caramel slice.
  • The AIJman cometh

Posted 22 March 2010 - 10:48 AM

View PostMTS, on 16 March 2010 - 08:08 AM, said:

I ended up overhearing a group of girls playing it on a library computer today. Sounded like your typical fare, although one line ('I'll fight for you till your heart stops beating') was hilariously bad, and not downright terrible.


Has a kind of poetry to it...in a way that has you biting the palm of your hand.
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


0

#1120 User is offline   Tsundoku 

  • A what?
  • Group: Malaz Regular
  • Posts: 4,933
  • Joined: 06-January 03
  • Location:Maison de merde

Posted 31 March 2010 - 08:27 AM

Oh noes!!! :D

------------------------------

http://www.news.com....r-1225847783659

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner out by June, says Stephenie Meyer

* From correspondents in New York
* From: NewsCore
* March 31, 2010 8:34AM

* Twilight author pens 200-page novella
* Online for free; hardcover version also
* Story meant for Guide, but was too long

THE characters in Stephenie Meyer's novels sure know how to suck a lot of blood, but she's

The Twlight series author says she will release a 200-page novella titled The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner before the next film adaptation of the series, Eclipse, comes out on June 30.

"There was one thing I asked for: since this story had always been an extra for me, and was meant to be released with the Guide, I wanted to be able to offer it to my fans for free.

"You all have bought a ton of my books, and I wanted to give you this story as a gift. My publisher was awesome and embraced this idea.

"We still wanted to also produce a physical book with a cool cover that you can add to your set if you like, but starting at noon on June 7th until July 5th, it will also be available online at www.breetanner.com", Meyer said in a message to fans posted on her website.

Not coincidentally, Tanner has a brief role in that movie as a newborn vampire.

In a twist, the story will be available online in its entirety for free, though a hard copy will also be sold in stores.

The Twilight series has sold more than 100 million copies worldwide, according to publisher Little, Brown books.

One dollar from each hard-copy book will be donated to the American Red Cross International Response Fund.

"One other aspect of this release is the plan to give a more important gift to people who really need it," Meyer said.

----------------------------------

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the bookstore. Or online. :D
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
0

Share this topic:


  • 63 Pages +
  • « First
  • 54
  • 55
  • 56
  • 57
  • 58
  • Last »
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • You cannot reply to this topic

4 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 4 guests, 0 anonymous users