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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#1121 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 08:35 AM

will this never end?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1122 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 10:17 AM

Mother of a son of a...

GRAAAAAGH

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#1123 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 11:40 AM

View PostGothos, on 31 March 2010 - 08:35 AM, said:

will this never end?

When she dies in a couple of years after being killed by some crazed fan who wants that not-quite-finished 5th book?
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 11:45 AM

OR she gains enough mass to form a singularity and no more novels can cross the event horizon.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#1125 User is offline   Garak 

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Posted 31 March 2010 - 01:16 PM

Or we each add our money and hire an assassin or two. :D
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 02:18 PM

The main amount of psychotic media coverage and fan frenzy will come to an end when the movies do.
The problem is I'm not sure how many movies are left.
I've heard rumors that the last book will be split into two movies, like Harry Potter.
I hope not.
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#1127 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 01 April 2010 - 12:18 PM

Was browsing in the bookshop today, and I heard a conversation between a mother and a store clerk. The mother was discussing her child (young daughter, from what I could glean) and, with disgust and horror, I learned that she "did not want to be a princess, rather a vampire."

This young generation...
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 01 April 2010 - 04:36 PM

View PostAin, on 01 April 2010 - 12:18 PM, said:

Was browsing in the bookshop today, and I heard a conversation between a mother and a store clerk. The mother was discussing her child (young daughter, from what I could glean) and, with disgust and horror, I learned that she "did not want to be a princess, rather a vampire."

This young generation...


It does leave the position open for you though.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#1129 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 02 April 2010 - 12:11 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 01 April 2010 - 04:36 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 01 April 2010 - 12:18 PM, said:

Was browsing in the bookshop today, and I heard a conversation between a mother and a store clerk. The mother was discussing her child (young daughter, from what I could glean) and, with disgust and horror, I learned that she "did not want to be a princess, rather a vampire."

This young generation...


It does leave the position open for you though.


Blargh.

(Hey, it's early morning, most intelligible response I can come up with).
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:49 AM

whatever you say, princess.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 09:30 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 02 April 2010 - 04:49 AM, said:

whatever you say, princess.


EXACTLY what I say.

....um, carry on!
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 05 April 2010 - 02:18 PM

I am now a proud member of Team Guy-Who-Almost-Hit-Bella-With-A-Car.
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Posted 05 April 2010 - 09:56 PM

Or you could be on Team Edward.

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Posted 06 April 2010 - 01:56 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 05 April 2010 - 09:56 PM, said:

Or you could be on Team Edward.


Now THAT'S the social justice I'm up for!
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 08 April 2010 - 09:50 PM

Saw this earlier, thought it was worth screen-capping for the sheer coincidental (or not) irony.

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Posted 08 April 2010 - 10:22 PM

View PostGarak, on 31 March 2010 - 01:16 PM, said:

Or we each add our money and hire an assassin or two. :blink:


pay for my flights and provide me a rock-solid alibi.

that's all i need.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 09 April 2010 - 01:12 AM

OK then...

You were at my place shooting beer cans.
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 09 April 2010 - 07:55 PM

It's true, I was there.
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 05:17 AM

Remember when the bullet ricocheted off the can and it hit the mailman?
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 10 April 2010 - 09:27 AM

Who, it turned out was pregnant.
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