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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#1241 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 11:00 AM

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He got into the shark tank and fought fire with fire and won.


Like this, but with fire:

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*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#1242 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 11:08 AM

No, no no....like this!

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The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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#1243 User is offline   Terez 

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 03:43 PM

I went back through the thread and saw that I had been appreciative of Taylor Lautner before (I didn't even remember him by the time I got around to reading/watching). Interestingly, the pic I posted of him a few pages back was a fan-made movie poster which was photoshopped (um...NSFW?):

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Apparently the fan made the poster before Lautner's very real abs (pictures a few posts back from GQ's photoshoot) were exposed to the public. Just figured I'd point that out since there were a few other admirers of the fake abs.

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:

And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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#1244 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 11:16 AM

I'd be upset, if I hadn't seen the gratuitous shirt removals in the films. Taylor Lautner's abs were the only good thing about the second movie. That, and the appreciative sighs from the audience ;)
*Men's Frights Activist*
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#1245 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 02:57 PM

meh...I prefer a good chest minge.
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Posted 21 March 2011 - 03:49 PM

View PostGrimface Insultbear, on 21 March 2011 - 02:57 PM, said:

meh...I prefer a good chest minge.


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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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#1247 User is offline   Grimjust Bearegular 

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 07:26 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 21 March 2011 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostGrimface Insultbear, on 21 March 2011 - 02:57 PM, said:

meh...I prefer a good chest minge.


Cougar is your man.




I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever single again :rolleyes:
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#1248 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 05:03 PM

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#1249 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 05:30 PM

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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 22 March 2011 - 05:33 PM

That's just wrong, both of you.
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#1251 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 06:10 PM

Don't blame us, blame George Lucas.

HAPPY LIFE DAY
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 21 May 2011 - 01:24 AM

yeah, Nightwatch was pretty good, but Daywatch was a mess...

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Ok, I just have to respond here. Have you finished the series? It just gets better and better, esp. with the plains of existence. Currently, it is at the top of my recommended book list. And if you watch the campy movies, you have to watch them in Russian with subtitles. Dubbed, NO GOOD!
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