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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#1061 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 10:09 AM

If only more people were so civic minded.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1062 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 10:53 AM

Double post, or as the French say: Doo-BLAY ... ummm ... post.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1063 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 31 January 2010 - 01:43 PM

Triple play! OK I was bored tonight and read the entire 2.5 years worth of strangegods.net

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 06:31 AM

Haha, excellent. And the triple post was pretty cool.
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 11:53 AM

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Posted 01 February 2010 - 04:58 PM

This weekend I was talking with the ole lady. I make a twilight joke. She responds with

"Fine! You want me to say it! Twilight sucks! The story's terrible. I dont like it anymore."

Victory my friends. Posted Image


I win.
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Posted 01 February 2010 - 05:27 PM

GLORIOUS
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 02 February 2010 - 06:25 AM

"pops the champagne cork"

Here's to another enlightened mind!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 16 February 2010 - 07:48 PM

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Robert Pattinson, he of the sparkly vampire acting gigs and legions of fans, revealed some intriguing tidbits about his personal life during a reported pint-laden interview with Details magazine.

After a beer or two and plenty of chili-spiced bar snacks, Pattinson said that when it comes down to it, his biggest emotional attachment is to his dog.

"There might be something wrong with my emotional sight," the 23-year-old actor said. "The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."



Which is more than he can say about his relationship with vaginas.

The racy photo shoot he did for Details positioned the heartthrob between the legs of a female model, and Pattinson said it made him a bit antsy.

"I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

There was, however, a redeeming quality of the shoot for Pattinson.

"This shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community," Pattinson explained. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere."

Pattinson is currently working on an adaptation of the Guy de Maupassant novel "Bel Ami," and will make his next appearance on the silver screen in March in the drama "Remember Me."

The President (2012) said:

Please proceed, Governor.

Chris Christie (2016) said:

There it is.

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 08:48 PM

Oh, that is glorious. You have to respect a man who's spending pretty much every moment of press time trolling his fanbase.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 08:49 PM

Are people still talking about this(twilight)? I thought it had died the horrible death it deserved.
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Posted 16 February 2010 - 09:00 PM

Oh no. If there's one thing that will outlive twitards, it's people taking the piss out of twitards.
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 02:40 AM

There's still two more movies yet to be released we have tons of time to insult twitards.
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 11:05 AM

View PostDarkwatch, on 17 February 2010 - 02:40 AM, said:

There's still two more movies yet to be released we have tons of time to insult twitards.


Yep. May as well kick back and prepare our bags of flaming dog poo.
Suck it Errant!


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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM

Oh Good Grief!

It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.

This post has been edited by stone monkey: 19 February 2010 - 08:55 PM

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:18 PM

View Poststone monkey, on 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:

Oh Good Grief!

It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.


Impressive.
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:29 PM

Michael J. Fox just called, Teen Wolf > Jacob. Can Jacob DUNK? Huh? Can he? FUCK NO!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:34 PM

I should be surprised. But sadly, I'm not anymore.
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Posted 20 February 2010 - 02:57 AM

View Poststone monkey, on 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:

Oh Good Grief!

It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.


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Posted 20 February 2010 - 03:42 AM

"Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!"

Bwahahahahahaha!!! :laughing:

This chicks stupidity should be spread across all forms of media, and her letter delivered to her parents. On camera.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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