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Darkwatch, on 11 March 2010 - 03:16 PM, said:
That would be Tayler Lautner also known as Sharkboy from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D".
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 11:11 AM
Also....
That would be Tayler Lautner also known as Sharkboy from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D".
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Happily, no I do not.
That would be Tayler Lautner also known as Sharkboy from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D".
Remember?
Happily, no I do not.
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:23 PM
So is this Taylor guy a vampire?
I assume he has plenty of practice biting people since he was sharkboy?
I assume he has plenty of practice biting people since he was sharkboy?
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:30 PM
I thought he was a werewolf? Either way....
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:38 PM
yes he is a weredog with pooooooooooooooooooooor CGI...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 01:39 AM
beru, on 12 March 2010 - 04:57 PM, said:
I would love to see ANYONE destory him...
Including:
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 09:06 AM
I don't know if you all read cracked but they did a pretty good screen play like parody of the last twilight movie its a little long but I found it pretty damn funny and towards the end is the best part IMAO, check it out
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 06:06 PM
That the highlighted Editing Room script? http://www.the-editing-room.com/ for more, the dude is pretty hilarious.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 06:29 PM
Sure. The chick is hot.
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 06:52 PM
This, er, person sure did!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 05:54 AM
Crone, on 16 March 2010 - 02:19 AM, said:
I don't understand. Why would would you do that to yourself?
The old mule and stick and carrot analogy?
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 07:40 AM
No...reallly... the trailer for the next twilight is already out.
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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Posted 16 March 2010 - 08:08 AM
I ended up overhearing a group of girls playing it on a library computer today. Sounded like your typical fare, although one line ('I'll fight for you till your heart stops beating') was hilariously bad, and not downright terrible.
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Posted 20 March 2010 - 03:29 AM
Since you all insist on talking about Twilight, I'll tell you a short story.
I was sitting in a lobby, reading and being asked if I needed any help. When the fourth person came to ask, I was surprised to find that she didn't want to ask me if I needed help. She wanted to ask about my ebook reader. She asked me how it was to read with and what types of books I could put on it. It was a delightful conversation about books and about a cool piece of technology that I own. I felt like a technological wizard and my impression of her was equally coloured by my ego. Then she asked me where I get my books. I said, "I usually just get free books from places like Feedbooks or Project Gutenburg. Our library will even lend ebooks." And she was all like, "Yeah, I was just curious because I torrented the Twilight series and read it on my computer and it was great."
I am haunted by that conversation every time I read in public. Is someone going to walk up to me and loudly declare that they did something illegal because they like Twilight?
I was sitting in a lobby, reading and being asked if I needed any help. When the fourth person came to ask, I was surprised to find that she didn't want to ask me if I needed help. She wanted to ask about my ebook reader. She asked me how it was to read with and what types of books I could put on it. It was a delightful conversation about books and about a cool piece of technology that I own. I felt like a technological wizard and my impression of her was equally coloured by my ego. Then she asked me where I get my books. I said, "I usually just get free books from places like Feedbooks or Project Gutenburg. Our library will even lend ebooks." And she was all like, "Yeah, I was just curious because I torrented the Twilight series and read it on my computer and it was great."
I am haunted by that conversation every time I read in public. Is someone going to walk up to me and loudly declare that they did something illegal because they like Twilight?
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Posted 22 March 2010 - 10:48 AM
MTS, on 16 March 2010 - 08:08 AM, said:
I ended up overhearing a group of girls playing it on a library computer today. Sounded like your typical fare, although one line ('I'll fight for you till your heart stops beating') was hilariously bad, and not downright terrible.
Has a kind of poetry to it...in a way that has you biting the palm of your hand.
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 08:27 AM
Oh noes!!! 
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http://www.news.com....r-1225847783659
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner out by June, says Stephenie Meyer
* From correspondents in New York
* From: NewsCore
* March 31, 2010 8:34AM
* Twilight author pens 200-page novella
* Online for free; hardcover version also
* Story meant for Guide, but was too long
THE characters in Stephenie Meyer's novels sure know how to suck a lot of blood, but she's
The Twlight series author says she will release a 200-page novella titled The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner before the next film adaptation of the series, Eclipse, comes out on June 30.
"There was one thing I asked for: since this story had always been an extra for me, and was meant to be released with the Guide, I wanted to be able to offer it to my fans for free.
"You all have bought a ton of my books, and I wanted to give you this story as a gift. My publisher was awesome and embraced this idea.
"We still wanted to also produce a physical book with a cool cover that you can add to your set if you like, but starting at noon on June 7th until July 5th, it will also be available online at www.breetanner.com", Meyer said in a message to fans posted on her website.
Not coincidentally, Tanner has a brief role in that movie as a newborn vampire.
In a twist, the story will be available online in its entirety for free, though a hard copy will also be sold in stores.
The Twilight series has sold more than 100 million copies worldwide, according to publisher Little, Brown books.
One dollar from each hard-copy book will be donated to the American Red Cross International Response Fund.
"One other aspect of this release is the plan to give a more important gift to people who really need it," Meyer said.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the bookstore. Or online.
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http://www.news.com....r-1225847783659
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner out by June, says Stephenie Meyer
* From correspondents in New York
* From: NewsCore
* March 31, 2010 8:34AM
* Twilight author pens 200-page novella
* Online for free; hardcover version also
* Story meant for Guide, but was too long
THE characters in Stephenie Meyer's novels sure know how to suck a lot of blood, but she's
The Twlight series author says she will release a 200-page novella titled The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner before the next film adaptation of the series, Eclipse, comes out on June 30.
"There was one thing I asked for: since this story had always been an extra for me, and was meant to be released with the Guide, I wanted to be able to offer it to my fans for free.
"You all have bought a ton of my books, and I wanted to give you this story as a gift. My publisher was awesome and embraced this idea.
"We still wanted to also produce a physical book with a cool cover that you can add to your set if you like, but starting at noon on June 7th until July 5th, it will also be available online at www.breetanner.com", Meyer said in a message to fans posted on her website.
Not coincidentally, Tanner has a brief role in that movie as a newborn vampire.
In a twist, the story will be available online in its entirety for free, though a hard copy will also be sold in stores.
The Twilight series has sold more than 100 million copies worldwide, according to publisher Little, Brown books.
One dollar from each hard-copy book will be donated to the American Red Cross International Response Fund.
"One other aspect of this release is the plan to give a more important gift to people who really need it," Meyer said.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the bookstore. Or online.
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