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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#1081 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:00 AM

Sombra, on 20 February 2010 - 03:42 AM, said:

"Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now you hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!"

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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I swear to God, the depths of human stupidity know no bounds.

Suck it Errant!

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#1082 Gothos

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 11:15 AM

That just couldn't have been a serious letter... could it?

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#1083 MTS

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:07 PM

No, it just couldn't have. I refuse to believe it. We invented the wheel, put a man on the moon, created a bacon flavoured vodka...there's just no way in hell someone could be that stup-

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...touche, universe, touche.

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#1084 dktorode

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 12:16 PM

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That latino review story had to be a troll.... please someone tell me it was a troll 0_o

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:32 PM

My sister (who is an English major) informed me yesterday of a most horrible thing. Her faculty offers a 3rd year course called "Writing By Women" which showcases authors such at Margaret Atwood, etc. Apparently they've added a new (and somewhat large) section to the syllabus devoted to Stephanie Meyers and the Twilight series. In protest most every serious English student has refused to take the course.

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#1086 Gothos

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:43 PM

It might be a bit off-topic, but that dragon of yours still looks like a branch, Ano.

#1087 Darkwatch

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:55 PM

Anomander, on 09 March 2010 - 08:32 PM, said:

I sure as hell hope that the portion of students not taking the course are the majority.

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#1088 Terez

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:37 PM

stone monkey, on 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:

Oh Good Grief!

It's one thing to be a fan, I think we can all agree on that given the circumstances under which we're having this conversation, but it's another thing to be both painfully and monumentally stupid.

Yummmm.....

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I mean......wat?

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#1089 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 02:47 PM

*drool*

Oh, um, yes, Meyers == crap. What was I saying?

Who IS that fine young man?

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#1090 Darkwatch

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 03:16 PM

jitsukerr, on 11 March 2010 - 02:47 PM, said:

*drool*

Oh, um, yes, Meyers == crap. What was I saying?

Who IS that fine young man?

Yes young is the operative word there, though luckily for you two and twimoms everywhere he was born in '92. Which means that legally it's no longer considered pedophilia.

That would be Tayler Lautner also known as Sharkboy from "Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D".

Remember?

Sharkboy circa 2004-2005

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To be honest I'm not sure if his career has gotten better or worse since he signed on to Twilight.

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#1091 Morgoth

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 03:53 PM

Gothos, on 09 March 2010 - 08:43 PM, said:

It might be a bit off-topic, but that dragon of yours still looks like a branch, Ano.

Its a dragon?

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#1092 beru

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 05:52 PM

its a dragon...

blew my mind to

i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels

#1093 Illuyankas

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:21 PM

It's actually an Elient Soletaken tree.

ALSO:

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#1094 Anomander

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 09:22 PM

@Darkwatch: Yes that portion is the majority. Prior to the "addition" it was one of the more popular courses too.

Morgoth, on 11 March 2010 - 03:53 PM, said:

Gothos, on 09 March 2010 - 08:43 PM, said:

It might be a bit off-topic, but that dragon of yours still looks like a branch, Ano.

Its a dragon?

beru, on 11 March 2010 - 05:52 PM, said:

its a dragon...

blew my mind to

Yes, it's a dragon. I'm thinking about adding a by-line in my signature for clarification.

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#1095 rhulad

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 11:00 PM

I see the dragon now that it has commented on, excuse me while I gather up what remains of my mind.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 11:36 PM

rhulad, on 11 March 2010 - 11:00 PM, said:

I see the dragon now that it has commented on, excuse me while I gather up what remains of my mind.

your probably in the majority

i definitely didnt notice it till somebody pointed it out a few months (i think) back

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#1097 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 07:05 AM

Terez, on 09 March 2010 - 09:37 PM, said:

stone monkey, on 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:

Yummmm.....

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I mean......wat?

Terez...

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Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#1098 King Lear

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 10:03 AM

Terez, on 09 March 2010 - 09:37 PM, said:

stone monkey, on 19 February 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:

Yummmm.....

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I mean......wat?

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#1099 Tapper

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 10:26 AM

I thought the HAWT thread was closed?

Tapper, still in mourning.
Not that I do not want to deny you ladies the opportunity to ~~collectively drool/fantasize~~ admire the aesthetics of a well toned body...

This post has been edited by Tapper: 12 March 2010 - 10:26 AM

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