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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#281 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 08:26 AM

BA graduates officially cannot count to four.
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#282 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 09:39 AM

View PostLoki, on 27 April 2011 - 12:37 PM, said:

View Postsappers rule, on 27 April 2011 - 11:24 AM, said:

isit just me or is loki changing her picture all the time?

stop this loki and pick one pic goddam it :p


When you have been on the boards as long as I have then you can tell people what to do :p


OK. Loki, stop changing your avatar all the time.

Centz, cook for me, and wear low-cut tops!

Shiara, lend me your sexiest purple bra.

Mission accomplished. :p
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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#283 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 09:50 AM

View PostSombra, on 02 May 2011 - 09:39 AM, said:

View PostLoki, on 27 April 2011 - 12:37 PM, said:

View Postsappers rule, on 27 April 2011 - 11:24 AM, said:

isit just me or is loki changing her picture all the time?

stop this loki and pick one pic goddam it :p


When you have been on the boards as long as I have then you can tell people what to do :p


OK. Loki, stop changing your avatar all the time.

Centz, cook for me, and wear low-cut tops!

Shiara, lend me your sexiest purple bra.

Mission accomplished. :p


I don't have any purple bras anymore - the most outrageous colour I have at the moment is red. And no, you can't have it. I like that bra.
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#284 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 09:53 AM

View PostShiara, on 02 May 2011 - 09:50 AM, said:

View PostSombra, on 02 May 2011 - 09:39 AM, said:


OK. Loki, stop changing your avatar all the time.

Centz, cook for me, and wear low-cut tops!

Shiara, lend me your sexiest purple bra.

Mission accomplished. :p


I don't have any purple bras anymore - the most outrageous colour I have at the moment is red. And no, you can't have it. I like that bra.


But I don't want it permanently, just long enough to update my avatar.

Wait ... that didn't sound quite right ... :p
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#285 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 10:02 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 April 2011 - 07:26 PM, said:

I AM NOT YOUR PAINT SLAVE, DAMN IT, I'M NOT JUST GOIN- eh, why not.

Attachment Prick Ben.png

"Oh, I used to have a favourite band. No-one knew about them at all, not even me. Then when I got lost near their practice garage and heard them I became their only fan. Of course, since they had a fan they became too mainstream for me so I ditched those sellouts. Where are you going?"




Those glasses...I think you've just combined two of my favorite magic-wielding characters into one! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, ILLY@!??!?!!??!?!#$#%@#$#!~~~~~~~!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#286 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 02 May 2011 - 10:28 AM

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 April 2011 - 07:26 PM, said:




"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#287 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:23 PM

I have a mini-mouse for my laptop.......I wonder if anyone has accidently snorted a mouse before? *googles Charlie Sheen.....*

This post has been edited by Loki: 03 May 2011 - 03:24 PM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#288 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 05:20 PM

The Euthanasia Coaster

http://en.wikipedia....hanasia_Coaster

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#289 User is offline   Ceda Cicero 

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 06:44 PM

This is a beer/bar review blog based out of my hometown in SC. All the restaurants the guy reviews are, of course, local, the beers come from all over. In addition to knowing the shit out of his beer, it's arguably one of the funniest (and foulest) blogs I've ever read.

http://itsafuckingbeer.com/

View PostIlluyankas, on 07 April 2011 - 08:37 PM, said:

How do you rape a cave? Do you ask, "You want to fuck, yes?" hear the echo come back, "Yes... es... es..." and get your barnacle-gouged groove on?

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#290 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 07:04 PM

View PostLoki, on 03 May 2011 - 03:23 PM, said:

I have a mini-mouse for my laptop.......I wonder if anyone has accidently snorted a mouse before? *googles Charlie Sheen.....*


Only anally.

I hear.
From a friend.
Who knows a guy.

Stop STARING at me!!!!
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 07:40 PM

View PostAbyss, on 03 May 2011 - 07:04 PM, said:

View PostLoki, on 03 May 2011 - 03:23 PM, said:

I have a mini-mouse for my laptop.......I wonder if anyone has accidently snorted a mouse before? *googles Charlie Sheen.....*


Only anally.

I hear.
From a friend.
Who knows a guy.

Stop STARING at me!!!!



YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D NEVER TELLANYONE ABOUT THAT,

YOU FILTHY BASTARD!

I mean, uhm, really? Yikes, sounds awkward
meh. Link was dead :(
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#292 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 03 May 2011 - 10:30 PM

Posted Image
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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#293 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 02:15 AM

View PostCeda Cicero, on 03 May 2011 - 06:44 PM, said:

This is a beer/bar review blog based out of my hometown in SC. All the restaurants the guy reviews are, of course, local, the beers come from all over. In addition to knowing the shit out of his beer, it's arguably one of the funniest (and foulest) blogs I've ever read.

http://itsafuckingbeer.com/



I checked this out, was funny for a while, made me want some beer, but then the F-word kept popping into my stream of conciousness

Bet he's a Jay & Silent Bob fan
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#294 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 11:25 AM

three hams will kill him
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#295 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 11:51 PM

Has anyone seen the animation for the Google logo today? It's awesome.

This post has been edited by MTS: 10 May 2011 - 11:51 PM

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#296 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 12:30 AM

Interpretive dance is NEVER awesome

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#297 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 02:41 AM

Unless you use it to say "I hate interpretive dance".
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#298 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 03:46 AM

Shiara....you live in a scary place - I actually think moving closer to Sombra is LESS terrifying then remaining in close proximity to the Valley....I need hugs :)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 12:28 AM

HYBRID ANIMALS

female donkey + male horse = Hinny
female horse + male donkey = Mule
female tiger + male lion = Liger
female lion + male tiger = Tigon
female horse + male zebra = Zorse
female donkey + male zebra = Zonkey
female shetland pony + male zebra = Zetland
bison bull + female cow = Beefalo
female llama + male camel = Cama
swan + goose = Swoose
sheep + goat = Shoat (or Geep)

#300 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 04:55 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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