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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#241 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 27 April 2011 - 06:38 PM

Today I learned what a "Shibboleth" is:

http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Shibboleth




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#242 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:53 AM

View PostAbyss, on 27 April 2011 - 03:27 PM, said:

does anyone actually like pistachio icecream?

it's sort of weird... and green... and possibly radioactive.



It is soooooooooo tasty! Even if it does look like Frosty's snot!

Pistachio fairy floss (cotton candy) is the best too!


I want some now....

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#243 User is offline   Bauchelain the Evil 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 05:17 AM

View PostAbyss, on 27 April 2011 - 03:27 PM, said:

does anyone actually like pistachio icecream?

it's sort of weird... and green... and possibly radioactive.


Hmmm,pistachio. My favourite ice cream flsvour.
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#244 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 10:39 AM

Got selected for the random explosives test at the airport today for what must be the 5th time in a row. The only logical conclusion I can draw from this is that I look like or am in fact a closet terrorist who might snap at any moment.
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#245 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 12:04 PM

Alalala!
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#246 User is offline   Matador 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:30 PM

So you know you're in Ipswich when a 17yr-old comes in to the ED with a swollen, painful tongue... Having just taken heroin drops. Orally.

I weep for humanity.
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#247 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:31 PM

View PostMatador, on 28 April 2011 - 01:30 PM, said:

So you know you're in Ipswich when a 17yr-old comes in to the ED with a swollen, painful tongue... Having just taken heroin drops. Orally.

I weep for humanity.


Cool story, bro

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:33 PM

WILL THE INTERNET STEAL FROM HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

COULD THE FRENCH KILL YOUR CHILDREN?

COULD CYCLISTS MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTERS?


You too can be a journalist Daily Mailify your day! here...

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#249 User is offline   Matador 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:51 PM

View PostTapper, on 28 April 2011 - 01:33 PM, said:

WILL THE INTERNET STEAL FROM HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

COULD THE FRENCH KILL YOUR CHILDREN?

COULD CYCLISTS MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTERS?


You too can be a journalist Daily Mailify your day! here...


And on a topical note (being completely irrelevant royal wedding week):

ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE HAVING SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

;)
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:52 PM

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:52 PM

View PostMatador, on 28 April 2011 - 01:51 PM, said:



And on a topical note (being completely irrelevant royal wedding week):

ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE HAVING SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

;)


How does one have sex with a memory....?


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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 01:56 PM

View PostMatador, on 28 April 2011 - 01:51 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 28 April 2011 - 01:33 PM, said:

WILL THE INTERNET STEAL FROM HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

COULD THE FRENCH KILL YOUR CHILDREN?

COULD CYCLISTS MOLEST YOUR DAUGHTERS?


You too can be a journalist Daily Mailify your day! here...


And on a topical note (being completely irrelevant royal wedding week):

ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE HAVING SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

;)



ARE NINJAS SMOKING YOUR DAUGHTERS?
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#253 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 02:14 PM

View PostKing Lear, on 28 April 2011 - 12:04 PM, said:

Alalala!

Allahu Akbar, praise be to Him...erhm, I mean, thank God! >_>
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 02:34 PM

View PostLoki, on 28 April 2011 - 01:52 PM, said:

View PostMatador, on 28 April 2011 - 01:51 PM, said:

And on a topical note (being completely irrelevant royal wedding week):

ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE HAVING SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

;)


How does one have sex with a memory....?
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You mean you don't remember???
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#255 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:20 PM

View PostAbyss, on 28 April 2011 - 02:34 PM, said:

View PostLoki, on 28 April 2011 - 01:52 PM, said:

View PostMatador, on 28 April 2011 - 01:51 PM, said:

And on a topical note (being completely irrelevant royal wedding week):

ARE THE P.C. BRIGADE HAVING SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

;)


How does one have sex with a memory....?
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You mean you don't remember???


It would explain the headache......

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#256 User is offline   Cyphon 

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 03:46 PM

View PostBriar King, on 28 April 2011 - 02:56 PM, said:

I need advice.

WIth todays gas prices the way they are should I go on a 3hr drive 6 hr round trip to get me some butt from this girl who almost took my virginity 15 yrs ago? Ive never slept with her yet so I would be putting another notch on my already (numerously lol) notched belt, but that boring ass drive by myself. ugh....

Should I do it? LMAO


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Posted 28 April 2011 - 04:19 PM

View PostBriar King, on 28 April 2011 - 02:56 PM, said:

I need advice.

WIth todays gas prices the way they are should I go on a 3hr drive 6 hr round trip to get me some butt from this girl who almost took my virginity 15 yrs ago? Ive never slept with her yet so I would be putting another notch on my already (numerously lol) notched belt, but that boring ass drive by myself. ugh....

Should I do it? LMAO

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Posted 28 April 2011 - 04:38 PM

View Postamphibian, on 28 April 2011 - 04:19 PM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 28 April 2011 - 02:56 PM, said:

I need advice.

WIth todays gas prices the way they are should I go on a 3hr drive 6 hr round trip to get me some butt from this girl who almost took my virginity 15 yrs ago? Ive never slept with her yet so I would be putting another notch on my already (numerously lol) notched belt, but that boring ass drive by myself. ugh....

Should I do it? LMAO


Yes. Go out to dinner at a decent restaurant first, so if things crash and burn, at least you'll have explored the city some.


Fixed.
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Posted 28 April 2011 - 05:08 PM

Meh. I'd probably just punch the clown then fall asleep watching TV.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:34 PM

Am I the only one who thinks that traditional British Guard dress clashes with modern assault rifles?
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