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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#261 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 03:55 PM

it's the traditional guard dress uniform.

it's been in service since loooooooooong before assault rifles came about.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 04:07 PM

View PostDarkwatch, on 29 April 2011 - 03:34 PM, said:

Am I the only one who thinks that traditional British Guard dress clashes with modern assault rifles?



View PostCocoreturns, on 29 April 2011 - 03:55 PM, said:

it's the traditional guard dress uniform.

it's been in service since loooooooooong before assault rifles came about.



Hence the lack of kevlar.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 05:41 PM

I wish you Quick Ben avatar guys would at least edit them slightly to tell yourselves apart at a glance. Feel free to do your own but here's a few starter images to get the ball rolling gently down a mild incline into a wall five seconds from now.

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Attached File  Ninja Ben.png (233.93K)
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Attached File  Googly Ben.png (298.79K)
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Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:05 PM

brilliant!

Now do a pirate eyepatch, Mickey Mouse ears and a 'fro.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:39 PM

Well, this one is the worst by far. He just looks silly.

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This one however is dynamite!

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The pirate one took two tries, this one:

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And the first attempt, which went somewhere... different.

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QUICK FURY, AGENT OF C.U.S.S.E.R





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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:42 PM

I bet the TQB will split into two camps of Afro-ben and Quick Fury.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:45 PM

Don't dismiss Googly Ben so quickly!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 06:47 PM

Afro-Ben and Quick Fury are pure win, but the stubble on Pirate Ben v 1 is not to be overlooked.


Now i want to see Academic Ben with glasses and a little pretentious goatee, and porn-star mustache Ben!!!!
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:26 PM

I AM NOT YOUR PAINT SLAVE, DAMN IT, I'M NOT JUST GOIN- eh, why not.

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This one I'm not so sure about. Not only is it badly done (like the rest of them) but there's something missing...

Wait, I've got it!

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Problem solved. Now I just need to learn how to draw.
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:29 PM

I think I'll use this one soon:

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:31 PM

OH FINE JUST SHOW UP MY FINELY DULLED MSPAINT SKILLS WHY DON'T YOU
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:32 PM

:p

I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that! Honest!
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:37 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 29 April 2011 - 07:32 PM, said:

:p

I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that! Honest!

yes he did!
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Posted 29 April 2011 - 07:39 PM

View PostCocoreturns, on 29 April 2011 - 07:37 PM, said:

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 29 April 2011 - 07:32 PM, said:

:p

I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that! Honest!

yes he did!


I heard what you said!

You're making me look bad, damnit!
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 09:33 AM

I just found out our family is related to Horatio Nelson's mistress. Awesome.
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 11:31 AM

Not as awesome as being related to Horatio Caine...:p
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Posted 30 April 2011 - 09:44 PM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 30 April 2011 - 11:31 AM, said:

Not as awesome as being related to Horatio Caine...:p

Not as awesome as being related to Caine Blackknife.... :p

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 03:46 AM

I just removed Flash Gordon from under my arse........I really should pay more attention to where I sit and on whom.

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And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 02:56 PM

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Posted 01 May 2011 - 04:26 PM

View PostLoki, on 01 May 2011 - 03:46 AM, said:

I just removed Flash Gordon from under my arse........I really should pay more attention to where I sit and on whom.



or, you could just DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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