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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#321 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 07:26 AM

View PostCocoreturns, on 17 May 2011 - 06:26 AM, said:

View Postsappers rule, on 16 May 2011 - 05:21 PM, said:

Everything improves when deep-fried :(


Especially Mars Bars.

Yes, it exists.

Yes, it is nice,

Yes, each one takes five years or so off your life span.


Mmmm deep fried Mars Bars...
I haven't had one in years. Still haven't quite recovered from the last one.
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#322 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 07:30 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 17 May 2011 - 07:26 AM, said:

View PostCocoreturns, on 17 May 2011 - 06:26 AM, said:

View Postsappers rule, on 16 May 2011 - 05:21 PM, said:

Everything improves when deep-fried :(


Especially Mars Bars.

Yes, it exists.

Yes, it is nice,

Yes, each one takes five years or so off your life span.


Mmmm deep fried Mars Bars...
I haven't had one in years. Still haven't quite recovered from the last one.


I've never had one, even though every fish and chip shop in the country sells them, and everyone I know loves them. It always just seemed so WRONG.
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#323 User is offline   Juss 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 08:11 AM

Lol, I loved that in DoD

View PostAin, on 06 April 2011 - 10:36 PM, said:

You know what would be cool? A bee civil war.

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#324 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 08:14 AM

BABA YETU YETU ULIYE MBINGUNI YETU YETU AMINA!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#325 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 08:15 AM

View PostQuick Ben, on 17 May 2011 - 07:30 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 17 May 2011 - 07:26 AM, said:

View PostCocoreturns, on 17 May 2011 - 06:26 AM, said:

View Postsappers rule, on 16 May 2011 - 05:21 PM, said:

Everything improves when deep-fried :(


Especially Mars Bars.

Yes, it exists.

Yes, it is nice,

Yes, each one takes five years or so off your life span.


Mmmm deep fried Mars Bars...
I haven't had one in years. Still haven't quite recovered from the last one.


I've never had one, even though every fish and chip shop in the country sells them, and everyone I know loves them. It always just seemed so WRONG.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S WRONG, THEY'RE GLORIOUS
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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#326 User is offline   King Lear 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 08:37 AM

View PostGothos, on 17 May 2011 - 08:14 AM, said:

BABA YETU YETU ULIYE MBINGUNI YETU YETU AMINA!


Bits of the Lord's Prayer in Swahili?
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#327 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 08:41 AM

Well, yeah. Also one of the themes from Civ IV :(
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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#328 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 10:30 AM

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#329 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 01:36 PM

Deep fried ice cream.

MMMMmmmmmmmmmm.......
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#330 User is offline   Mott 

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Posted 17 May 2011 - 04:09 PM

Deep fried pizza!
Mottfather, who art in chat, hallowed be thy name, thy empire come, thy magic be done, on wu as it is in warren. give us this day our daily cahpters, and forgive us our timeline, as we forgive yours, lead us not into goodkind, but deliver us from ayn rand, for thine is the series, the epic, the glory, I<3WJ ~ Obdi and GH
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 03:24 AM

Not sure if this messes with my groove or makes me happy, so I'll post it here.

Médecins Sans Frontières called me up to get me to donate and the chick on the other end of the phone just wouldn't let me go. I could barely get a word in edgewise – fast-talking Irishwoman was reeling on and on and on. I ended up putting down a one-off donation after she told me who I was, where I lived, what my phone number is and wished me happy birthday in advance for December O_o
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 03:32 AM

STUPID YOU FOR CAVING IN TO STALKERS

I USED TO WORK FOR THE BRITISH RED CROSS

IT WAS TERRIBLE

I CAN'T PERSUADE PEOPLE TO SPARE TWEMTY EIGHT PENCE A DAY TO SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE TO SAVE THEIR LIFE, THE SELFISH FUCKBINS

CONGRATS FOR GIVING TO CHARITY

ALL OF YOU FUCKERS WHO DON'T, YOU ARE THE PEOPLE WHO OWE ME A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY SCROUNGING DICKSHITS

ALSO DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS? WHAT'S SO NOTICABLE ABOUT A MEDICAL PROFEESIONAL WITHOUT A NATIONAL MAP, I ASK YOU
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#333 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 04:40 AM

I can only offer "she was Irish" in explanation.
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 05:35 AM

View PostLoki, on 17 May 2011 - 10:30 AM, said:

dim
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dau
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pedwar
pump
chwech
saith
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Wat?
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#335 User is offline   King Bear 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 05:42 AM

Brandon was right!

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And something good came out of badkind

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though I can't shake the feeling that one of them is being compulsion raped

This post has been edited by Quick Ben's Magic Pants: 18 May 2011 - 05:43 AM

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#336 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 05:43 AM

Double post. :(
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 05:46 AM

View Postadjutant stormy, on 18 May 2011 - 05:43 AM, said:

Double post. :(


Fixed.

Thanks I wouldn't have picked up on it otherwise.
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#338 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 05:52 AM

No problemo.

This is my nerdy friends at a convention. They had the droids they were looking for.
EDIT: Spoiler for size.
Spoiler

This post has been edited by adjutant stormy: 18 May 2011 - 05:52 AM

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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#339 User is offline   Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast 

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 08:25 AM

Kinda awesome that he has a pretty spot on stormtrooper outfit. Not quite so awesome -- maybe a little weird -- that he went out wearing it and wasn't even being paid for it.

EDIT: Look at the background -- no one else is dressing up. Posted Image

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The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 09:26 AM

View PostJade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 18 May 2011 - 08:25 AM, said:


EDIT: Look at the background -- no one else is dressing up. Posted Image


Never stops me :(

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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