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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#301 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 10:00 AM

I'm having trouble deciding which version I prefer...




Or...






Quite possibly, it could be the second one....

This post has been edited by Loki: 15 May 2011 - 10:01 AM

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:28 PM

That's friggin' amazing.
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 12:10 AM

View PostLoki, on 15 May 2011 - 10:00 AM, said:

I'm having trouble deciding which version I prefer...
Quite possibly, it could be the second one....


Two for sure. Reminds me of this...


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Posted 16 May 2011 - 06:08 AM

Coming down the hill on the way home and noticed there were really large boats anchored just off the shore in various different places round the harbour, including just off an inhabited island. Are we being invaded?
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 06:30 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 16 May 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

Coming down the hill on the way home and noticed there were really large boats anchored just off the shore in various different places round the harbour, including just off an inhabited island. Are we being invaded?


Us? You're kidding. Nobody *wants* to, and if they did, it'd hardly require more than one large boat... :(
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 07:26 AM

Damn I love that song. And that literal version is terrific. I love literal trailers-the one for Assassin's Creed 2 is pwnage.

In other irrelevant news:


Suck it Errant!


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Posted 16 May 2011 - 07:38 AM

View PostSilencer, on 16 May 2011 - 06:30 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 16 May 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

Coming down the hill on the way home and noticed there were really large boats anchored just off the shore in various different places round the harbour, including just off an inhabited island. Are we being invaded?


Us? You're kidding. Nobody *wants* to, and if they did, it'd hardly require more than one large boat... :(



Maybe someone got pissed off at Kyle Chapman being such a douche, and decided to make his 'Asian Invasion' a reality.
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:05 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 16 May 2011 - 07:38 AM, said:

View PostSilencer, on 16 May 2011 - 06:30 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 16 May 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

Coming down the hill on the way home and noticed there were really large boats anchored just off the shore in various different places round the harbour, including just off an inhabited island. Are we being invaded?


Us? You're kidding. Nobody *wants* to, and if they did, it'd hardly require more than one large boat... :(



Maybe someone got pissed off at Kyle Chapman being such a douche, and decided to make his 'Asian Invasion' a reality.


Lots of people are, apparently. Though in all honesty, some of the stuff people are saying in response is just silly - especially if we consider that the man is a bigoted idiot and a bully, so he's just getting what he wants out of it. ;)

There's even been talk of a counter-march or some shit. Which is NEVER a good idea. Plus, again, gives him and his five friends too much publicity and credibility. *sigh* (The media really should not have given him air time in the first place, which is probably what he really wanted. I mean, he and his kind apparently came to Auckland from Chch for a 'recruiting drive' - congratulations, Close Up, you just beamed the man into the homes of half the freaking country and let him say his piece...)
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 08:44 AM

View PostSilencer, on 16 May 2011 - 08:05 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 16 May 2011 - 07:38 AM, said:

View PostSilencer, on 16 May 2011 - 06:30 AM, said:

View PostKing Lear, on 16 May 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

Coming down the hill on the way home and noticed there were really large boats anchored just off the shore in various different places round the harbour, including just off an inhabited island. Are we being invaded?


Us? You're kidding. Nobody *wants* to, and if they did, it'd hardly require more than one large boat... :(



Maybe someone got pissed off at Kyle Chapman being such a douche, and decided to make his 'Asian Invasion' a reality.


Lots of people are, apparently. Though in all honesty, some of the stuff people are saying in response is just silly - especially if we consider that the man is a bigoted idiot and a bully, so he's just getting what he wants out of it. ;)

There's even been talk of a counter-march or some shit. Which is NEVER a good idea. Plus, again, gives him and his five friends too much publicity and credibility. *sigh* (The media really should not have given him air time in the first place, which is probably what he really wanted. I mean, he and his kind apparently came to Auckland from Chch for a 'recruiting drive' - congratulations, Close Up, you just beamed the man into the homes of half the freaking country and let him say his piece...)


Argh, was he on Close Up? WHYYYYY?!? This is why I don't watch tv. That and I hate the Close Up guy's moustache. Besides, Chapman is such an un-supreme example of a man, how can anyone take him seriously as a supremacist?
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:03 AM

View PostKing Lear, on 16 May 2011 - 06:08 AM, said:

Coming down the hill on the way home and noticed there were really large boats anchored just off the shore in various different places round the harbour, including just off an inhabited island. Are we being invaded?

:(

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 09:15 AM

I'm with you MTS. I'd invade NZ. Just let me get my longboat sorted.
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 10:26 AM

Wait, we get our energy from gingers? Damn, if I'd known that while flatting the old electricity bills would have been a lot cheaper!
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 01:17 PM

Rodeo's new outdoor spa......

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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 02:42 PM

Nice...
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 02:54 PM

Eating healthy sucks.

Just, really,really,really, REALLY SUCKS!
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 03:04 PM

Fuck yeah, it does...
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:01 PM

View PostBriar King, on 16 May 2011 - 03:39 PM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 16 May 2011 - 02:54 PM, said:

Eating healthy sucks.

Just, really,really,really, REALLY SUCKS!


Eat Subway.

oh and watermellons!





I had a 6" sweet onion chicken teryaki and some canteloupe for lunch.

Thats pretty damn close.
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 04:35 PM

Salad is immensely improved when breaded and deep-fried.
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Posted 16 May 2011 - 05:21 PM

Everything improves when deep-fried :(
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Posted 17 May 2011 - 06:26 AM

View Postsappers rule, on 16 May 2011 - 05:21 PM, said:

Everything improves when deep-fried :(


Especially Mars Bars.

Yes, it exists.

Yes, it is nice,

Yes, each one takes five years or so off your life span.
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