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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#1601 QuickTidal

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Posted 25 April 2025 - 02:24 PM

worry, on 25 April 2025 - 01:20 PM, said:

Do British people not know how gross it is that you have a cookie called a "digestive" in the first place? Sounds like diarrhea medicine, not a sweet treat.

Digestives are great. We have them in Canada too, commonwealth and all.

We have British-sections in our Walmarts surprisingly...it's where I get Daddy's Brown sauce and Double Decker and Flake Chocolate bars.

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#1602 worry

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Posted 25 April 2025 - 04:43 PM

QuickTidal, on 25 April 2025 - 02:24 PM, said:

Daddy's Brown sauce

A digestive should help with this issue.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#1603 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 09 August 2025 - 03:36 PM

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#1604 worry

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Posted 09 August 2025 - 08:40 PM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#1605 Tsundoku

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Posted 17 September 2025 - 08:20 PM

Needed a bit of a chuckle this morning.

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#1606 Abyss

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Posted 18 September 2025 - 02:22 PM

QuickTidal, on 25 April 2025 - 02:24 PM, said:

worry, on 25 April 2025 - 01:20 PM, said:

Do British people not know how gross it is that you have a cookie called a "digestive" in the first place? Sounds like diarrhea medicine, not a sweet treat.

Digestives are great. We have them in Canada too, commonwealth and all.

Yes but anyone under the age of 60 calls them 'cookies'. Possibly 'biscuits'.

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We have British-sections in our Walmarts surprisingly...it's where I get Daddy's Brown sauce and Double Decker and Flake Chocolate bars.

worry, on 25 April 2025 - 04:43 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 25 April 2025 - 02:24 PM, said:

Daddy's Brown sauce

A digestive should help with this issue.

They also carry the (glorious) 'Dr Brown's Iced Coffee' ... make of that what you will.

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