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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#121 MTS

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:44 PM

Well, more people don't have it than do, I think. Then again, I don't know why. It's not that hard.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:45 PM

Assail, on May 15 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 07:17 AM, said:

Unfortunately Abyss, there is NO opportunity there. You won't find anyone willing to drop their pants for a guy who reads Twilight (unless you count my gf, but that's different :thumbsup:

). "He's just not Edward". I've seen it happen.

Oh by no means man. But when you're trying to get with a girl who reads Twilight and then all of a sudden you know about it, they're like, "Aww we have the same interests." From there you agree with every perspective of hers on the book, add some pro-Twilight thoughts into it yourself and BANG, she goes from, "Aww we have the same interests", to "Aww, he totally understands me!"

This is true. But never, ever, ever try and build any kind of relationship out of it. She will be batshit crazy (this is not debatable), and if she ever finds out you didn't really like the book, well, the consequences are too horrible to mention.

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#123 Lisheo

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:46 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 03:44 PM, said:

Well, more people don't have it than do, I think. Then again, I don't know why. It's not that hard.

I dunno, one of my mates has no game at all. I take him out to bars, act as his wingman, and try and set him up with women, but I've never succeeded, and he's had a damn good chance a few times. He just can't lol

#124 MTS

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:46 PM

Speaking from experience, Lish?

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:50 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 03:46 PM, said:

Speaking from experience, Lish?

Yes unfortunatly. This was when the books weren't popular, but I tell you, the fangirls were still crazy... I had literally never heard of this book, but she kept telling me to read it, and I kept agreeing, and saying complimentary shit.
Then I read the book.
Things went severly downhill from here.
I still get drunken texts from her occasionally saying just saying just plain nasty things lol

#126 MTS

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:52 PM

That is just ridiculous.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:54 PM

Oh no, looking back, it was very funny indeed. Could have been worse. Have you not read all the stories of young girls getting attacked by rabid twitards in the US? Some are plain scary, actually.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:58 PM

No, I haven't...Twitards have actually beat up girls who hate Twilight? Shit. That is beyond crazy.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:01 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 03:58 PM, said:

No, I haven't...Twitards have actually beat up girls who hate Twilight? Shit. That is beyond crazy.

Aye. I've heard one particularly unpleasant story of a girl who fired a fucking flare gun at the girls who disliked the books. Ridiculous.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:10 PM

What?! A fucking flare gun?! I hope the bumb bitch went to jail. I cannot believe how fucked up some people are. ITS JUST A FUCKING BOOK!!!!

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:15 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 04:10 PM, said:

What?! A fucking flare gun?! I hope the bumb bitch went to jail. I cannot believe how fucked up some people are. ITS JUST A FUCKING BOOK!!!!

From what I can remember, she was facing an attempted murder charge, those things are fucking dangerous.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:18 PM

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 03:52 PM, said:

That is just FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

Fixed for accuracy. :thumbsup:

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#133 Gothos

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:32 PM

I... I've watched the movie. A woman made me.
I stopped talking to her.
anyways, tons of hillarious stuff here. twilight is even worse than HP. I'm never gonna touch that shit.

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#134 Slum

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:46 PM

I tried to watch this movie. After about 20 minutes I gave up. I'd like to compare its suckiness to something, but I can't really think of anything else that sucks as hard. Well, it might suck as hard as a liposuction hose on a fat girl's tummy...maybe just a little more.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:50 PM

Lisheo, on May 15 2009, 05:01 PM, said:

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 03:58 PM, said:

No, I haven't...Twitards have actually beat up girls who hate Twilight? Shit. That is beyond crazy.

Aye. I've heard one particularly unpleasant story of a girl who fired a fucking flare gun at the girls who disliked the books. Ridiculous.

Link it or it never happened

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 05:04 PM

yup, that's fer sure...sounds like one of them urban leg-ends.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 06:27 PM

Slumgullion Spitteler, on May 15 2009, 04:46 PM, said:

Titanic

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:19 PM

I went to see the movie with a girl I was currently trying to get with. She loves the books, but luckily wasn't a rabid crazy Twitard(though she did wear a Twilight t-shirt to the movie). Afterwards, it was a quiet ride back to her place, until she admitted that the movie was horrible. Then we both made fun of it the rest of the ride.

Amusing, to say the least.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:34 PM

Tarcanus, on May 15 2009, 01:19 PM, said:

These, let's call them Type Y, have hope of change. Though they 'like' Twilight, they can be redeemed.

As opposed to TwiTard syndrome wherein there is 0 to 0% chance of success of rehabilitation.

I haven't heard of any news articles concerning TwiTard attacks, but this seems to be where they're originating from.

http://io9.com/5204316/twilight-fans-stab-...into-submission

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