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Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.

#101 User is offline   MTS 

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:26 AM

Really? I've met several. What sad human beings they are too. Mind you, only one of those people is heterosexual.

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#102 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:27 AM

well i dont know that many persons and dont go out alot so there are proably a few... but you probably know more girls tha boys that like twilight ...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:29 AM

Well, of course. It's their own personal wet dream. While we man-gasm over cars, Wolverine, bacon and beer, they sparklegasm over Twilight.
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:31 AM

I know this has been posted somewhere before, but I feel it needs to be shown again...

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:31 AM

View Postberu, on May 15 2009, 12:05 PM, said:

then star with somthing else... somthing not hard fiction (so that it can happen) like... somthing... mabe thieves like us or somthing...

Try the Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, if you have it.

Not exactly Elves Dwarves etc...

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:32 AM

Don't start a sexist argument if you aren't prepared for Mezla to go all crazy lady on yo' ass.

Watch it, she may be hormonal, the only way to distract her is with pictures of babies and kittens!
I AM A TWAT
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:35 AM

Hey when you read them, MTS, make sure you play the game that goes along with it. :thumbsup: Just type "Twilight Sucks" into google images there are some pretty hilarious things, but this one was the best.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:36 AM

Look, Mezla. Babies!

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:36 AM

who would win?


I GOT 20 BUCKS

On the dude with the badass sword

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i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:40 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on May 15 2009, 09:35 PM, said:

Hey when you read them, MTS, make sure you play the game that goes along with it. :thumbsup: Just type "Twilight Sucks" into google images there are some pretty hilarious things, but this one was the best.

Dw Tiste I've had a hilarious time browsing through hundreds of anti-Twilight pics. And even more fun showing them to my gf and watching the histrionic rage :thumbup:

MTS, because 2 wrongs DO make a right...
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 12:53 PM

I am very curious of how many of you who gibe at Twilight series in earnest here, actually read and enjoyed the books but join the mockery here because you are afraid to sound like weirdos? :thumbsup:
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 01:19 PM

No one is going to answer yes to that question, even if it is true. Especially on this forum haha.
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 01:29 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on May 14 2009, 01:26 AM, said:

Teenage girls don't like immolated vampires. They like sparkles and LURVE!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:00 PM

View PostAstra, on May 15 2009, 05:53 AM, said:

I am very curious of how many of you who gibe at Twilight series in earnest here, actually read and enjoyed the books but join the mockery here because you are afraid to sound like weirdos? :thumbsup:


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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:13 PM

View PostSixty, on May 14 2009, 01:20 PM, said:

... I know only 2 guys who've read the book...1 lost a bet and the other is homosexual. And then I also know countless hordes of girls, ranging from teenagers to middle-age women, who like it...



If the straight guy has any mojo at all he will find a way to make this work to his advantage.

I'm telling you, there's an unexploited opportunity here...

- Abyss, sadly, is not in High School...
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:15 PM

View PostAbyss, on May 15 2009, 07:13 AM, said:

View PostSixty, on May 14 2009, 01:20 PM, said:

... I know only 2 guys who've read the book...1 lost a bet and the other is homosexual. And then I also know countless hordes of girls, ranging from teenagers to middle-age women, who like it...



If the straight guy has any mojo at all he will find a way to make this work to his advantage.

I'm telling you, there's an unexploited opportunity here...

- Abyss, sadly, is not in High School...


I've never read the books, I can still talk to a girl about them. Yes it has been used to my advantage :thumbsup:
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:17 PM

Unfortunately Abyss, there is NO opportunity there. You won't find anyone willing to drop their pants for a guy who reads Twilight (unless you count my gf, but that's different :thumbsup:). "He's just not Edward". I've seen it happen.
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:21 PM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 07:17 AM, said:

Unfortunately Abyss, there is NO opportunity there. You won't find anyone willing to drop their pants for a guy who reads Twilight (unless you count my gf, but that's different :thumbsup: ). "He's just not Edward". I've seen it happen.


Oh by no means man. But when you're trying to get with a girl who reads Twilight and then all of a sudden you know about it, they're like, "Aww we have the same interests." From there you agree with every perspective of hers on the book, add some pro-Twilight thoughts into it yourself and BANG, she goes from, "Aww we have the same interests", to "Aww, he totally understands me!"
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:23 PM

Yeah, maybe. My friend probably has no game. :thumbsup:
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:26 PM

View PostMappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 07:23 AM, said:

Yeah, maybe. My friend probably has no game. :thumbsup:


This could be it lol. Some people got it, some don't. Pity the fools who don't :thumbup:
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