This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 15 May 2009 - 11:26 AM
Twilight: Wet dreams becoming reality... ...and not in a good way.
#101
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:26 AM
Really? I've met several. What sad human beings they are too. Mind you, only one of those people is heterosexual.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#102
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:27 AM
well i dont know that many persons and dont go out alot so there are proably a few... but you probably know more girls tha boys that like twilight ...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#103
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:29 AM
Well, of course. It's their own personal wet dream. While we man-gasm over cars, Wolverine, bacon and beer, they sparklegasm over Twilight.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#104
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:31 AM
I know this has been posted somewhere before, but I feel it needs to be shown again...
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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
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We all Scream
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#105
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:31 AM
beru, on May 15 2009, 12:05 PM, said:
then star with somthing else... somthing not hard fiction (so that it can happen) like... somthing... mabe thieves like us or somthing...
Try the Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, if you have it.
Not exactly Elves Dwarves etc...
Cougar said:
Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful
worry said:
Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
#106
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:32 AM
Don't start a sexist argument if you aren't prepared for Mezla to go all crazy lady on yo' ass.
Watch it, she may be hormonal, the only way to distract her is with pictures of babies and kittens!
Watch it, she may be hormonal, the only way to distract her is with pictures of babies and kittens!
I AM A TWAT
#107
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:35 AM
Hey when you read them, MTS, make sure you play the game that goes along with it.
Just type "Twilight Sucks" into google images there are some pretty hilarious things, but this one was the best.

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#108
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:36 AM
Look, Mezla. Babies!
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This post has been edited by Mappo's Travelling Sack: 15 May 2009 - 11:41 AM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#109
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:36 AM
who would win?
I GOT 20 BUCKS
On the dude with the badass sword
I GOT 20 BUCKS
On the dude with the badass sword
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This post has been edited by beru: 15 May 2009 - 11:38 AM
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#110
Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:40 AM
Tiste Simeon, on May 15 2009, 09:35 PM, said:
Hey when you read them, MTS, make sure you play the game that goes along with it.
Just type "Twilight Sucks" into google images there are some pretty hilarious things, but this one was the best.

Dw Tiste I've had a hilarious time browsing through hundreds of anti-Twilight pics. And even more fun showing them to my gf and watching the histrionic rage

MTS, because 2 wrongs DO make a right...
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#111
Posted 15 May 2009 - 12:53 PM
I am very curious of how many of you who gibe at Twilight series in earnest here, actually read and enjoyed the books but join the mockery here because you are afraid to sound like weirdos?

Only Two Things Are Infinite, The Universe and Human Stupidity, and I'm Not Sure About The Former.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
#112
Posted 15 May 2009 - 01:19 PM
No one is going to answer yes to that question, even if it is true. Especially on this forum haha.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#113
Posted 15 May 2009 - 01:29 PM
HoosierDaddy, on May 14 2009, 01:26 AM, said:
Teenage girls don't like immolated vampires. They like sparkles and LURVE!!!!!!!!!!
Twilightaward.jpg
I heart Pedobear. He's so cute.

I heart Pedobear. He's so cute.

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#114
Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:00 PM
Astra, on May 15 2009, 05:53 AM, said:
I am very curious of how many of you who gibe at Twilight series in earnest here, actually read and enjoyed the books but join the mockery here because you are afraid to sound like weirdos? 

We will never again speak of this.
I still heart Goodkind.
#115
Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:13 PM
Sixty, on May 14 2009, 01:20 PM, said:
... I know only 2 guys who've read the book...1 lost a bet and the other is homosexual. And then I also know countless hordes of girls, ranging from teenagers to middle-age women, who like it...
If the straight guy has any mojo at all he will find a way to make this work to his advantage.
I'm telling you, there's an unexploited opportunity here...
- Abyss, sadly, is not in High School...
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#116
Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:15 PM
Abyss, on May 15 2009, 07:13 AM, said:
Sixty, on May 14 2009, 01:20 PM, said:
... I know only 2 guys who've read the book...1 lost a bet and the other is homosexual. And then I also know countless hordes of girls, ranging from teenagers to middle-age women, who like it...
If the straight guy has any mojo at all he will find a way to make this work to his advantage.
I'm telling you, there's an unexploited opportunity here...
- Abyss, sadly, is not in High School...
I've never read the books, I can still talk to a girl about them. Yes it has been used to my advantage

I still heart Goodkind.
#117
Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:17 PM
Unfortunately Abyss, there is NO opportunity there. You won't find anyone willing to drop their pants for a guy who reads Twilight (unless you count my gf, but that's different
). "He's just not Edward". I've seen it happen.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
#118
Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:21 PM
Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 15 2009, 07:17 AM, said:
Unfortunately Abyss, there is NO opportunity there. You won't find anyone willing to drop their pants for a guy who reads Twilight (unless you count my gf, but that's different
). "He's just not Edward". I've seen it happen.

Oh by no means man. But when you're trying to get with a girl who reads Twilight and then all of a sudden you know about it, they're like, "Aww we have the same interests." From there you agree with every perspective of hers on the book, add some pro-Twilight thoughts into it yourself and BANG, she goes from, "Aww we have the same interests", to "Aww, he totally understands me!"
I still heart Goodkind.
#119
Posted 15 May 2009 - 02:23 PM
Yeah, maybe. My friend probably has no game.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.