[Ain't_It_Just_]

beru, on May 16 2009, 08:13 AM, said:

itd official...

Lol, it's so true...

I feel we Malazans should take a stand...envelop the world in Malaz and directly oppose Twilight. Or stick Anomander Rake in the movie and have him go to town with Dragnipur.

Or maybe I've had too much sugar...

On my own personal Twilight sufferances-my parents and younger siblings returned from QLD, and I was sifting through one of the backpacks for something (no not pr0n). Then...SHOCK HORROR. There was a copy of Twilight in the bag. I immediately sprang back with a defant cry and whipped out my copy of GotM.

My brother, in his idiocy, remains steadfastly pledged to it. And when I asked him why he liked it, he said...

"Other people say it's good!"



-AIJ, melancholy...but not like Twilight! OH SHI-

[MTS]

Solution: Steal the book, rip it up into shreds, burn it and then scatter the ashes to the four winds. Then make him read GotM, so he knows what a horrible mistake he made.

And your brother is a moronic sheep.

[Slow Ben]

Do we have an update on the situation MTS?

Reading? Burning? Trying to wait it out?

[MTS]

I'm waiting her out at the moment. She thinks my stubbornness is amusing, and that give it a few more days and I'll be begging for it. She referred to herself as a "sex camel" when I mentioned how she would hold up, at which point I seized the opportunity for a hilarious camel-toe joke. She wasn't amused.

If I get bored or desperate I'll just wiki-summarise and hopefully I'll get my reward. I want to win this one, though.

[Slow Ben]

Stay strong brother.

I know its hard(hehe), but you can do it(well you cant, but you know).

[MTS]

Well, I've always got fapping to resort to, so I should be able to hold up. Good thing is, she doesn't ("ewww that's gross!").

[HoosierDaddy]

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 16 2009, 12:03 AM, said:

Well, I've always got fapping to resort to, so I should be able to hold up. Good thing is, she doesn't ("ewww that's gross!").

SHE'S A LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slow Ben]

Yeah, I get the same. ewww, no!

[HoosierDaddy]

SHE'S A LIAR TOO!

[MTS]

I honestly don't get it. What's so gross about it?

[Slow Ben]

I have no idea!

Maybe i should ask. Might be a bad idea, but i'm gonna do it anyway.

[HoosierDaddy]

Wait... what is she claiming is gross, her doing it or you? Both are faulty statements, but if she says she DOESN'T, I call SHENANIGANS!

[Slow Ben]

Just her, she doesnt care abou me. I tried calling shenanigans, but she swears its true.

[MTS]

Well, her doing it of course. Although she probablys thinks me fapping is gross lol.

She claims she's never done it, and never will, but I have my suspicions. She's been oddly cheerful when I've rocked up to her house some mornings...

[HoosierDaddy]

LIAR! They sooooooo do it. Maybe not when they have a boy around to fulfill their wishes, but when they are lonesome... check the statistics taken anonymously, and then think. How many SAY they don't to men, and how many SAY they do when anonymous?

[MTS]

Yeah true, more probably do it than they let on. Dunno why they won't just admit it, though. It's not like there's anything wrong with it.

[HoosierDaddy]

How old is she? I found once they hit around 25-27 they start admitting to it. The kinkiness increases exponentially as well. Mmmmm.

[MTS]

Oh, she's only 18, like moi. She's not a prude - at all - though, so I dunno why she won't admit it. She's a stubborn one.

Looking forward to the increased kinkiness.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 16 2009, 01:44 PM, said:

Solution: Steal the book, rip it up into shreds, burn it and then scatter the ashes to the four winds. Then make him read GotM, so he knows what a horrible mistake he made.

And your brother is a moronic sheep.

I keep telling him...but what's an evil mastermind to do, eh? Ironically, he actually wants to read GotM. I told him he was too stupid to comprehend Erikson's genius-didn't go down to well.

So, Mappo, are you having teh sexytimez once again, or are you still in forced celibacy?

[MTS]

Ain't_It_Just_, on May 16 2009, 05:33 PM, said:

Mappo's Travelling Sack, on May 16 2009, 01:44 PM, said:

Solution: Steal the book, rip it up into shreds, burn it and then scatter the ashes to the four winds. Then make him read GotM, so he knows what a horrible mistake he made.

And your brother is a moronic sheep.

I keep telling him...but what's an evil mastermind to do, eh? Ironically, he actually wants to read GotM. I told him he was too stupid to comprehend Erikson's genius-didn't go down to well.

So, Mappo, are you having teh sexytimez once again, or are you still in forced celibacy?

If he likes Twilight then he will possibly throw Erikson down in disgust because its awesome factor is just too great for his puny mind to comprehend.

Alas, I am not having teh sexytimez yet; my girlfriend is laughing maniacally at my struggles. Callous wench...but I'm gonna wait her out. She loves the sexytimez as much as I do(even if she won't admit it), so all I have to is sit back and watch her resolve crumble. Maybe I'll start a re-read of of the series for DoD to take my mind off it...