Ye Big Movie thread
#10321
Posted 03 February 2019 - 12:03 AM
Crazy Rich Asians is not an average romantic comedy. The pieces fit together better than most produced in Hollywood for the last ten years. I'm not saying its the best, because it's not. It's one of the best Hollywood has made in a while.
But Bollywood fairly regularly pumps out equivalent or better. So that's what you're missing here, Slow Ben.
But Bollywood fairly regularly pumps out equivalent or better. So that's what you're missing here, Slow Ben.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
#10322
Posted 04 February 2019 - 09:59 AM
Assassins Creed is a very poor film.
2012
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#10323
#10324
Posted 07 February 2019 - 06:54 AM
So, How To Train Your Dragon The Hidden World.
It's good. It's the weakest of the three by a long stretch, because most of the plot is really just how to spend an hour getting to the inevitable ending we knew was coming (the last half an hour absolutely shines because of this).
Some of the best scenes in fact are Toothless and the Light Fury together without dialogue.
The villain is.... well, two dimensional would be generous. He's a space filler to get to that ending. I remember reading something a while back that originally Drago from film two was supposed to be the final villain and for some reason they bumped him a film forwards, leaving them with a gap filled by Grimmal. Not terrible but for me it does show.
However, when you get down to it the trilogy has been an absolute triumph. Toothless has to be one of the best-realised animated characters ever, and John Powell's score is still beautiful. All the voice actors are back giving it their best - Ruffnut and Tuffnut have always been the least funny aspect for me and this continues, but hey, horses for courses.
Yeah, I cried. My being a softy is long established though.
It's good. It's the weakest of the three by a long stretch, because most of the plot is really just how to spend an hour getting to the inevitable ending we knew was coming (the last half an hour absolutely shines because of this).
Some of the best scenes in fact are Toothless and the Light Fury together without dialogue.
The villain is.... well, two dimensional would be generous. He's a space filler to get to that ending. I remember reading something a while back that originally Drago from film two was supposed to be the final villain and for some reason they bumped him a film forwards, leaving them with a gap filled by Grimmal. Not terrible but for me it does show.
However, when you get down to it the trilogy has been an absolute triumph. Toothless has to be one of the best-realised animated characters ever, and John Powell's score is still beautiful. All the voice actors are back giving it their best - Ruffnut and Tuffnut have always been the least funny aspect for me and this continues, but hey, horses for courses.
Yeah, I cried. My being a softy is long established though.
This post has been edited by TheRetiredBridgeburner: 07 February 2019 - 06:58 AM
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#10325
Posted 07 February 2019 - 10:32 AM
There's a new Shaft movie. And it actually looks good compared to the last one.
http://youtu.be/0i6EKhAcApA
http://youtu.be/0i6EKhAcApA
This post has been edited by Alternative Goose: 07 February 2019 - 10:33 AM
#10326
Posted 07 February 2019 - 01:46 PM
Alternative Goose, on 07 February 2019 - 10:32 AM, said:
There's a new Shaft movie. And it actually looks good compared to the last one.
http://youtu.be/0i6EKhAcApA
http://youtu.be/0i6EKhAcApA
And the tagline on the poster is a dick joke. "More shaft Than You Can Handle"...LMAO
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#10328
Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:18 PM
I read that book 20 years ago. No way am I watching a movie adaption of that. I'd shit myself.
#10329
Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:38 PM
Doubt I'll watch it myself, tbh. Not that I'm freaked out by it or anything. Would check it out when/if it makes it to basic cable. Would require that there is nothing more worthwhile to watch on the telly though. Eventually I can see myself home after a night of heavy drinking with the lads, chillin' on the couch and flipping around the channels and landing on it. And thinking to myself "oh, yeah, I remember this, they did a reboot of the Pet Sematary movie, lets see if it is any good."
#10330
Posted 07 February 2019 - 11:04 PM
Spare yourself a dull couple of hours and skip Velvet Buzzsaw.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#10331
Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:12 PM
Illuyankas, on 07 February 2019 - 11:04 PM, said:
Spare yourself a dull couple of hours and skip Velvet Buzzsaw.
It was on my list, I shall take it off as you're the second person who has said it's not worth it.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
#10332
#10333
Posted 08 February 2019 - 06:28 PM
That's a shame. So if you want wacky Jake Gyllenhaal in a Netflix 'Original' film, go with Okja. It's wonderful!
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#10334
Posted 08 February 2019 - 06:43 PM
Isn't Velvet Buzzsaw the spiritual successor of Nightcrawler? I haven''t seen Nightcrawler but I've read excellent reviews about it. Shame Velvet Buzzsaw isn't making the grade.
In other news: I wish they would leave lying properties alone (not everything needs a reboot), but this as Aubrey Plaza, so that's a bonus. Brad Dourif better be doing Chucky's voice.
In other news: I wish they would leave lying properties alone (not everything needs a reboot), but this as Aubrey Plaza, so that's a bonus. Brad Dourif better be doing Chucky's voice.
#10335
Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:30 PM
QuickTidal, on 07 February 2019 - 01:46 PM, said:
Alternative Goose, on 07 February 2019 - 10:32 AM, said:
There's a new Shaft movie. And it actually looks good compared to the last one.
http://youtu.be/0i6EKhAcApA
http://youtu.be/0i6EKhAcApA
And the tagline on the poster is a dick joke. "More shaft Than You Can Handle"...LMAO
You're daaaaaamn right!
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#10336
Posted 09 February 2019 - 09:16 AM
Malankazooie, on 08 February 2019 - 06:43 PM, said:
Isn't Velvet Buzzsaw the spiritual successor of Nightcrawler? I haven''t seen Nightcrawler but I've read excellent reviews about it. Shame Velvet Buzzsaw isn't making the grade.
Nightcrawler was okay, but a bit overhyped. Ultimately it was a decent film with an excellent performance, no an excellent film.
I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you.
#10337
Posted 09 February 2019 - 08:49 PM
American History X is on TV.
Man, that anti-immigrant, racist rhetoric sure sounds familiar in 2019.
Also I'd forgotten how good Edward Norton was in early 00s.
Man, that anti-immigrant, racist rhetoric sure sounds familiar in 2019.
Also I'd forgotten how good Edward Norton was in early 00s.
#10338
Posted 10 February 2019 - 10:00 PM
It brought 'curb stomp' into the common vernacular.
#10339
Posted 10 February 2019 - 10:42 PM
It sure did. I was just thinking about how the phrase "bucket list" absolutely exploded from the movie. As far as I know, it's even the origin of the phrase, and it's become ingrained pretty universally. What other phrases came from movies like that (or at least, the movie greatly meme'd the concept)?
I can think of: Pay It Forward -- for such a goofy movie, it did kinda energize that phrase and the concept behind it. Reading up on it, the concept is (naturally) ancient, and the phrase itself is about 100 years old plus had a resurgence due to Robert Heinlein in the 1950s, but the c. 2000 book/movie really seemed to bring it back in a big way.
I can think of: Pay It Forward -- for such a goofy movie, it did kinda energize that phrase and the concept behind it. Reading up on it, the concept is (naturally) ancient, and the phrase itself is about 100 years old plus had a resurgence due to Robert Heinlein in the 1950s, but the c. 2000 book/movie really seemed to bring it back in a big way.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#10340
Posted 11 February 2019 - 09:58 PM
Won't You Be My Neighbor? -- formally, it's a pretty standard clips-and-interviews doc. But that's all it needs to be, cuz those scenes and stories are all so wonderful. If anything, I just wish the movie was longer. It's not even remotely trying to appeal to anyone who's seeking a takedown of the man, but that's to its credit. It also doesn't bypass his occasional gruffness, his tendency to judge other media harshly, or instances where he challenged the times or bent to them. But ultimately it's not shocking, and shouldn't be a knock, just how wide a swathe of people have undying affection for him.
Halloween (2018) -- forgot this was a direct sequel to the first movie, ignoring even the second. I liked it...not everything works, there's at least one goofy twist partway, but it definitely gets The Shape right and Jamie Lee Curtis gets her Linda Hamilton-in-T2 moments.
Halloween (2018) -- forgot this was a direct sequel to the first movie, ignoring even the second. I liked it...not everything works, there's at least one goofy twist partway, but it definitely gets The Shape right and Jamie Lee Curtis gets her Linda Hamilton-in-T2 moments.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.