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Bacon And why I don't like it.

#81 Abyss

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:57 PM

Humperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 04:47 PM, said:

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So what do you do with the teeth and the tail and the skeletal structure in the UK?

Skeleton War Pigs. BRITISH Skeleton War Pigs.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:58 PM

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:03 PM

Bring on death and carnage in a battle were there can be no death! skellitan wars!!!!!!!

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Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:14 PM

Shaddup Fools! Beer WINS!

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:20 PM

How about beer made out of bacon? or with bacon flavorings?

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 10:48 PM

Okay fine, but hold the sauce.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 12:05 AM

Yeah i love brown sauce but not in the beer man!

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:04 PM

I still say beer served in a bacon-mug is purest win when we're discussing mergers, but the level of frying sophistication necessary to assemble an effective beer-tight bacon mug is beyond most peoples, requiring years of practice and a masterful level of bacon-weaving skills, usually while drunk. Ensuring the beer does not leak thru the weave while requiring only a single layer is daunting, to say nothing of integrating the stable bacon mug handle...

That said, beer instead of oil or butter as a frying medium for bacon is pure win.

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#89 Macros

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:05 PM

That sounds like a challenge.
First man to create a leak proof bacon mug wins

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:57 PM

Easy to win. Form then Fry. Save the grease and pour your beer. Done.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:19 PM

its not done, until theres pics it didnt happen.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:50 PM

Can someone please explain to me what brown sauce is?

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#93 Macros

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:52 PM

HP sauce

er, its the ultimate condiment for a fry

eta - its poretty hard to explain a taste, head to your local english market if you can't find it in your regular shops

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#94 Malaclypse

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 04:54 PM

what he said, it's like HP sauce but it's not a 'special occasion' condiment here.

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 05:03 PM

Humperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

So bacon is the remora of meat? It must suckle upon the bigger, stronger meats to survive, as it is not good enough to survive upon its own?
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Not at all. Bacon can stand on its own bacony feet, stand pround and tall amongst other titans of the meat world.

But if we had rep-powers i would rep you for the "bacon is the remora of meat" thing because that made me laugh.

Malaclypse, on Mar 5 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

OMFG I love Abyss, I truly do. Who else is around from the old days? What is this place? But Abyss just gets better :respekt:

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Anomander, on Mar 5 2009, 04:21 PM, said:

I live in Canada, and am pretty sure I've not had the round 'Canadian' bacon. That stuff is pretty much balogna.

Pretty much. Canadian bacon has its place but i have to admit that notwithstanding being a proud canuck i always feel silly calling it 'bacon'.

Inigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 04:25 PM, said:

That's flawed logic because you are Canadian and talking meat and therefore untrustworthy.

BSE was the brits fault, not ours.

Arthur Dayne, on Mar 6 2009, 10:57 AM, said:

Easy to win. Form then Fry. Save the grease and pour your beer. Done.

Not so easy - unlike the bacon bowl (google it) which doesn't need to be liquid-tight and can be formed around a steel bowl, the bacon-mug must be free-formed in order for the handle to function, yet retain it's shape.

I imagine a sort of staged process would work... assemble the base, handle and mug body, semi-fry, attach with more bacon and then fry for the final form...

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