[Stradivarius]

Dont forget steak! my world would end without steak!!!!

[Mezla PigDog]

Inigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 02:23 PM, said:

Didn't Mezla subsist for about an entire 2 week period on just ham?

I missed this the first time around. I think it was about 5 days where every meal included some form of pig. There was bacon, ham, pepperoni, pork pies, ribs, dim sum and sausages. It was glorious, but you wouldn't have wanted to be in the bathroom straight after me!

[Macros]

and you claim to be disgusted by my discourses on bowel movements!

[HoosierDaddy]

Hers is a little less... detailed, Mac.

[Macros]

descriptive terminology happens to be my forte, I apologise if my expertise offends

[Mezla PigDog]

Macros, on Mar 12 2009, 04:41 PM, said:

and you claim to be disgusted by my discourses on bowel movements!

I don't recall claiming to be disgusted! I think I thanked you for the detail and suggested a neat little package be sent to Gillian McKeith. If you read into it that the world finds you disgusting and horrible and thinks you should crawl under a rock and never darken our lives again.....well, it's not my fault you secretly find yourself disgusting, is it?!

[Macros]

touche

[masan's saddle]

Anomander, on Mar 5 2009, 07:52 PM, said:

Those poor bulls. *shivers*

I remember something I forgot in my last post. The absolute best use of bacon is making bacon wrapped scallops. Take a decent sized scallop, roll around in some finely shredded parmesan cheese, then wrap in bacon, secure with a toothpick and cook under a broiler. Mmmmm....

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

Only tried " American bacon " once in a diner in NY, looked like a plate of scabs and tasted far too salty.

Sweet/ maple cured back bacon of the Canadian/ British persuasion cooked correctly and placed on a fork with black pudding, dipped in a snotty egg with a tad of brown sauce....... I hear trumpets !

( not my arse )

[Thelomen Toblerone]

A snotty egg? Ewwww, I hope you mean runny, or we cook our eggs in very different ways.

[Slow Ben]

Uh yeah, thats what he means. Its just funnier to call it snotty.

[Abyss]

snotty eggs are nothing to sneeze at.

- Abyss, ..wait, ew....

[Slow Ben]

Update to the bacon debate. Bacon is all that is good.

http://sports.espn.g...ge=lukas/090323

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Slow Ben, on Mar 23 2009, 04:42 PM, said:

Update to the bacon debate. Bacon is all that is good.

http://sports.espn.g...ge=lukas/090323

This criminal should be put to death, but have his sentence commuted for nearly good taste. Bacon a mere second??

[Sixty]

Bacon is merely average on the scale of meat-based deliciousness.

In fact, it goes something like this:

Chicken Parm
Roast Pork (asian style)
Steak (legit good steak)
Roast Beef
Fried Chicken
Bacon
Burgers

[Ain't_It_Just_]

It is time to put an enormous philosophical question to you all.

Is chicken schnitzel and steak the same thing?

[Aptorian]

Something made out of chicken can never be steak.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Aptorian, on Mar 24 2009, 05:50 PM, said:

Something made out of chicken can never be steak.

....Amen, praise his precious name.

[Thelomen Toblerone]

I had a chicken schnitzel in Berlin that was one of the worst things I've ever eaten. Yet I've never had bad bacon. Coincidence? I think not. Tenouous link? Perhap, perhap.

[Sixty]

What's Chicken Schnitzel? O.o

Sounds like a defilement of all that is chicken.

[Abyss]

chicken shnitzel is just a piece of chicken breast, pounded flat then breaded, more or less the same as veal or pork shnitzel. Think chicken fingers but instead of narrow 'fingers' of bird it's a wider flat piece of chicken. Done properly, a more or less acceptable shnitzeled alternative to veal or pork if you have an anti-meatist present and drugging them is out of the question. Some cooks massacre this dish by simply using a chicken breast without pounding or at least cutting it in half, hence you end up with a thick dried out chunk of breaded chicken which can only be saved my wrapping it in bacon and slathering it in cheese sauce.


- Abyss, notes that cat shite can be saved if wrapped in bacon and slathered in cheese sauce...