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Bacon And why I don't like it.

#61 User is offline   Anomander 

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:21 PM

I live in Canada, and am pretty sure I've not had the round 'Canadian' bacon. That stuff is pretty much balogna.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:21 PM

I've heard that, in Canada, they have something called bacon that is actually like ham. In other words, never trust a Canadian when he's talking meat.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:24 PM

That's flawed logic, because half the bacon supporters are Canadian, and the hater is American.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:25 PM

That's flawed logic because you are Canadian and talking meat and therefore untrustworthy.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:26 PM

Bacon?! how can you not like bacon?! its awsume! a pic is awsume the only part of a big you should waste is it squeek! Fried lambs balls are good too! hmmmmmm black pudding!!!!!!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:27 PM

Okay.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:28 PM

View PostStradivarius, on Mar 5 2009, 03:26 PM, said:

Bacon?! how can you not like bacon?! its awsume! a pic is awsume the only part of a big you should waste is it squeek! Fried lambs balls are good too! hmmmmmm black pudding!!!!!!


I pretty much never have any idea what you are trying to say when you post.

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:30 PM

Dont worry i struggle most of the time too! what inparticular are you confussed about this time?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:31 PM

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:32 PM

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ah bad spelling sorry! been drinking! a pig is awsume the only part of a pig you should waste is it squeek
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:33 PM

What is a squeek?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:34 PM

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What is a squeek?


I assume he means its squeal.

And you eat pig hooves? That is.. disgusting.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:34 PM

View PostInigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 09:33 PM, said:

What is a squeek?


the noise a pig makes! every thing else can be used and eaten!!!! :p
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:35 PM

View PostHumperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 09:34 PM, said:

View PostInigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 03:33 PM, said:

What is a squeek?


I assume he means its squeal.

And you eat pig hooves? That is.. disgusting.


ah never managed that myself yet! but u can eat them and apparantly they are really nice!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:36 PM

It's teeth and tail? Are you secretly a native american referring to buffalo?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:43 PM

View PostInigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 09:36 PM, said:

It's teeth and tail? Are you secretly a native american referring to buffalo?


no just the way we do it in the uk!!! and only for pigs really! hmmmm ham with honey glaze!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

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View PostInigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 09:36 PM, said:

It's teeth and tail? Are you secretly a native american referring to buffalo?


no just the way we do it in the uk!!! and only for pigs really! hmmmm ham with honey glaze!


So what do you do with the teeth and the tail and the skeletal structure in the UK?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:48 PM

Marmite? Tea? Biscuits?
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:49 PM

View PostHumperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 09:47 PM, said:

View PostStradivarius, on Mar 5 2009, 03:43 PM, said:

View PostInigo Montoya, on Mar 5 2009, 09:36 PM, said:

It's teeth and tail? Are you secretly a native american referring to buffalo?


no just the way we do it in the uk!!! and only for pigs really! hmmmm ham with honey glaze!


So what do you do with the teeth and the tail and the skeletal structure in the UK?


mash the bones to get the marrow then use the bones and teath for jewery for loved ones!!!!
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:53 PM

My uses are way better at stereotyping.
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