[Obdigore]

What is the big hub-ub about Bacon? All it is is fried (to a crisp, generally) pig. I would much rather have a nice slice of properly cooked ham, or a steak. Maybe even chicken.


Steak > Bacon
Ham > Bacon
Chicken > Bacon
Lamb > Bacon
Cheesecake > Bacon
Sourpatch Kids > Bacon
Whiskey > Bacon

If you want to clog your arteries, eat a cheesesteak and fall in love with true food.

Bacon is pointless when you can have much better meat. It makes nothing better, in fact it reduces the quality of every other meat it could be eaten with or compared too.

A Pox Upon Bacon, and Bacon-Lovers. Pigs are delicious, bacon is not. Crunchy meat = overcooked and pointless.

That is all.

[Macros]

theres the door.
leave
just leave

[Obdigore]

Why do you want crispy/crunchy meat Macros, when you could have something so much better?

[Hinter]

I am speechless. That is all.

[RodeoRanch]

I like bacon but I sure don't get the obsession people have with it.

And holy cow, I want a cheese-steak sandwich now.

[bubba]

to quote Rodeo....."Your dead to me now"

[Giles]

Il agree crispy bacon isnt particularly good, its overcooked. But Bacon that isnt fried to a crisp is awesome!

[Obdigore]

None of you are defending your love of bacon.

Is that because you only claim to love bacon to fit in with your peers, and as everyone knows, bacon is the worst meat from a pig?

Edit: For instance, a Georga Chopped Pork sandwich with coleslaw piled on it on a big-old wheat bun with some fries on the side. That use of pig meat is about three hundred and fourty six times better than bacon.

This post has been edited by Humperdinck: 05 March 2009 - 05:15 PM

[bubba]

I come from a country that was founded on bacon......hell our flag is a pic of the greatest package of bacon ever made.....52 star rated BACON...........Bacon I salute you

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[teholbeddict]

Wat in the hell? That is just crazy talk! How can you not like bacon! I don't care if it's the worst meat of the pig I still love it! How can you not appreciate it's crispy, salty greasy goodness? Bacon makes everything better and I mean everything! I'm sorry I just don't understand this.

Edit to add: I will say though that I really do love all things pork so you do have a point there. I could survive on nothing but ham for days! It's sad I know but it is true!

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 05 March 2009 - 05:19 PM

[cerveza_fiesta]

I believe there was a poll thread on the old forum where it was definitively proven that beer > bacon

started by me....I don't know if it survived the migration

that's all that must be said really.

Beer clocked in at 56% with Bacon at a measly 44% of votes...and a lot of people voted.

This post has been edited by cerveza_fiesta: 05 March 2009 - 05:18 PM

[Obdigore]

More delicious than bacon:

[Giles]

If your bacon is crispy then you've cooked it for too long

[cerveza_fiesta]

http://www.malazanempire.com/IPBforum/inde...p;hl=beer+bacon

aha! found it.

[Obdigore]

If you want a delicious, greasy, salty food, then this is the food of choice:


Make sure you put malt vinegar on the fries.... mmmmmm....

[teholbeddict]

baudin, on Mar 5 2009, 11:19 AM, said:

If your bacon is crispy then you've cooked it for too long

Well I don't like it falling apart burned type of crispy. Just slightly crisp around the edges, but still flexible otherwise. I hate it when people cook bacon until it's stiff as a board!

[bubba]

Heretics!!!!!!!!

[cerveza_fiesta]

I eat my bacon raw sometimes.

Its *really* good

[bubba]

When I cook breakfast at my weekend job, I cook 5-10 sheet trays of bacon at a time........I feel like a Rock Star

[Macros]

bacon thats has been cooked just that right amount.
not burnt hard, just until the fatty bits a starting to turn golden, and are no longer chewy.

That my good man, is the definition of heaven