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Bacon And why I don't like it.

#101 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 06:42 PM

Oh please, corn on the cob is delicious, corn kernals are delicious.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:06 PM

I agree, I'm not a fan of popcorn either. I can't stand the stuff.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:11 PM

Excellent.

Another convert.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:11 PM

the popcorn comes out whole afterwards for me. Just thought you'd like to know...

This post has been edited by Brynjar: 06 March 2009 - 07:11 PM

Legalise drugs! And murder!
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:14 PM

View PostBrynjar, on Mar 6 2009, 01:11 PM, said:

the popcorn comes out whole afterwards for me. Just thought you'd like to know...


Delicious
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 07:22 PM

Ewww! That definitely qualifies as something I could have gone without knowing!
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:15 PM

Great genre book titles...

A Game of Bacon
The Bacon Remains
Bacon Dies
Perdido Street Bacon
The Prince of Bacon
So Long And Thanks For All The Bacon
Lions of Al-Bacon


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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:19 PM

Bacon Dies is about the only one worth publishing.

Fish > Bacon.
Thrones > Bacon
Steel > Bacon
Station > Bacon
Everything > Bacon (c wut i did ther?)
Rassan > Bacon.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 08:28 PM

View PostMacros, on Mar 6 2009, 04:52 PM, said:

HP sauce

er, its the ultimate condiment for a fry

eta - its poretty hard to explain a taste, head to your local english market if you can't find it in your regular shops


Condiment?! what do u think this is?! a fucking little chef?!

Also hate popcorn
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:04 PM

You imbibe HP sauce to replenish your hit points. I mean, honestly, it's like you never played a RPG before.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:04 PM

REP!
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:05 PM

Definitely.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:14 PM

I had to google HP sauce, apparently we dont get it down here.

We just have Country Bobs.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:18 PM

I also hate popcorn....smells like cat's wee. :)

HP sauce is fab...especially with fried egg.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:26 PM

Popcorn isn't terribly bad, but it gets stuck in your teeth so badly that it's almost not worth eating.
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:45 PM

View PostCount Rugen, on Mar 6 2009, 04:04 PM, said:

You imbibe HP sauce to replenish your hit points. I mean, honestly, it's like you never played a RPG before.



View PostRodeoRanch, on Mar 6 2009, 04:04 PM, said:

REP!



View PostInigo Montoya, on Mar 6 2009, 04:05 PM, said:

Definitely.


Thirded!

Umm, i mean, ^ NERDS!


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Posted 06 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

ouch is that a one Abyss?

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Posted 09 March 2009 - 01:45 PM

i have a modifier


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Posted 09 March 2009 - 01:49 PM

View PostAbyss, on Mar 6 2009, 01:03 PM, said:

View PostHumperdinck, on Mar 5 2009, 03:21 PM, said:

So bacon is the remora of meat? It must suckle upon the bigger, stronger meats to survive, as it is not good enough to survive upon its own?
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Not at all. Bacon can stand on its own bacony feet, stand pround and tall amongst other titans of the meat world.

But if we had rep-powers i would rep you for the "bacon is the remora of meat" thing because that made me laugh.

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I had a rethink about this and i realized you've got it backwards...

Bacon is like the Great White MegaShark of Meats... it's all the OTHER meats that cling to it, remora-like, to feed on the scraps of its greatness and occassionally clear parasites off the bacon.

What does a truly epic burger require? Bacon.
Filet Mignon is incomplete if not wrapped in what? Bacon!
Why did the bbq chicken cross the road? BACON!!!.



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Posted 12 March 2009 - 08:07 PM

I've worked out a simple food chain for us

Bacon > Ribs > every other food in existence

I could eat crispy bacon and ribs all day long baby!
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