[Mezla PigDog]

I'm bloody sick. It's doing my head in, I've been ill for a week. I'm not ill enough to stay off work and get over it so it is just dragging on and on with every day going by in a haze.

[Cougar]

Macros, on 16 February 2010 - 12:13 AM, said:

all in, two pair and 2 outs to hit a flush, fucker calls me, sitting on three of a kind, still optimistic to get him but absolutely nothing falls. Took me from near chip leader to chasing the antes, tourney effectively over. dear gods why does this happen 2 hours in, do it the first fucking hand next time poker gods, save me the effort!

Nope, didn't understand any of that. I think you were just finishing off a crap when you got a phonecall, then something about an oddly named local waterfall. It sounds like you were then getting a portion of chips when they got stolen by your Mum's sisters so you missed the jousting, is that close? Huh, Omagh, what an odd place it must be.

[Tiste Simeon]

It distresses me that I knew exactly what Macros was on about.

[Tsundoku]

@MTS
Dr Sombra advises that due to the nature of the breakup, you have a 1 week free pass to wreak some sort of revenge on the bitch. The more malicious and long lasting the better (but not rape, drugging, murder etc of course). It's OK because it's therapy, and you will be within the prescribed 1 week prescribed revenge period. It's in the handbook!

Something that will poison her new relationship, or her relationships with her family and/or her best friends is highly recommended. Nude pics of her online for instance, and straight to her dads email. Shag her best (female) friend.

Of course, some say the best revenge is having a good life. Those people are pussies.

[drinksinbars]

Sombra, on 17 February 2010 - 10:51 AM, said:

@MTS
Dr Sombra advises that due to the nature of the breakup, you have a 1 week free pass to wreak some sort of revenge on the bitch. The more malicious and long lasting the better (but not rape, drugging, murder etc of course). It's OK because it's therapy, and you will be within the prescribed 1 week prescribed revenge period. It's in the handbook!

Something that will poison her new relationship, or her relationships with her family and/or her best friends is highly recommended. Nude pics of her online for instance, and straight to her dads email. Shag her best (female) friend.

Of course, some say the best revenge is having a good life. Those people are pussies.

revenge though has a tendency of biting you in the ass. especially in a situation where you have mutual friends or want to maybe go back there down the line

[Tsundoku]

drinksinbars, on 17 February 2010 - 10:59 AM, said:

Sombra, on 17 February 2010 - 10:51 AM, said:

@MTS
Dr Sombra advises that due to the nature of the breakup, you have a 1 week free pass to wreak some sort of revenge on the bitch. The more malicious and long lasting the better (but not rape, drugging, murder etc of course). It's OK because it's therapy, and you will be within the prescribed 1 week prescribed revenge period. It's in the handbook!

Something that will poison her new relationship, or her relationships with her family and/or her best friends is highly recommended. Nude pics of her online for instance, and straight to her dads email. Shag her best (female) friend.

Of course, some say the best revenge is having a good life. Those people are pussies.

revenge though has a tendency of biting you in the ass. especially in a situation where you have mutual friends or want to maybe go back there down the line

Any mutual friends worth your time will take your side. And the only way you should go back is for a secretly-filmed revenge shag, where you get her to do all sorts of degrading shit and then you post it on the web, and her new shags Facebook ...

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Sombra, on 17 February 2010 - 11:05 AM, said:

drinksinbars, on 17 February 2010 - 10:59 AM, said:

Sombra, on 17 February 2010 - 10:51 AM, said:

@MTS
Dr Sombra advises that due to the nature of the breakup, you have a 1 week free pass to wreak some sort of revenge on the bitch. The more malicious and long lasting the better (but not rape, drugging, murder etc of course). It's OK because it's therapy, and you will be within the prescribed 1 week prescribed revenge period. It's in the handbook!

Something that will poison her new relationship, or her relationships with her family and/or her best friends is highly recommended. Nude pics of her online for instance, and straight to her dads email. Shag her best (female) friend.

Of course, some say the best revenge is having a good life. Those people are pussies.

revenge though has a tendency of biting you in the ass. especially in a situation where you have mutual friends or want to maybe go back there down the line

Any mutual friends worth your time will take your side. And the only way you should go back is for a secretly-filmed revenge shag, where you get her to do all sorts of degrading shit and then you post it on the web, and her new shags Facebook ...

Will there be a shaggy dog involved?

[Darkwatch]

Sombra, on 17 February 2010 - 11:05 AM, said:

drinksinbars, on 17 February 2010 - 10:59 AM, said:

Sombra, on 17 February 2010 - 10:51 AM, said:

@MTS
Dr Sombra advises that due to the nature of the breakup, you have a 1 week free pass to wreak some sort of revenge on the bitch. The more malicious and long lasting the better (but not rape, drugging, murder etc of course). It's OK because it's therapy, and you will be within the prescribed 1 week prescribed revenge period. It's in the handbook!

Something that will poison her new relationship, or her relationships with her family and/or her best friends is highly recommended. Nude pics of her online for instance, and straight to her dads email. Shag her best (female) friend.

Of course, some say the best revenge is having a good life. Those people are pussies.

revenge though has a tendency of biting you in the ass. especially in a situation where you have mutual friends or want to maybe go back there down the line

Any mutual friends worth your time will take your side. And the only way you should go back is for a secretly-filmed revenge shag, where you get her to do all sorts of degrading shit and then you post it on the web, and her new shags Facebook ...

Wouldn't the best revenge be to simply say to the new BF "The first crime makes the second easier"?
I mean she cheated once, she's liable to do it again.
Put that in the guy's head and he'll be paranoid.
Not only would you be right in saying it, it comes off with more class than a revenge shag that just looks petty.
Do it right and it might even look like real friendly advice between guys.

[Satan]

Or, possibly, he's like me, with no intention of ever forming a proper, monogamical relationship with her - the sole intent is that of sex, regardless of whatever other commitments she may have. That "The first crime makes the second easier" line wouldn't really sting all that much then.

[tiam]

I got absolutely hamered last night though atleast had the sense to leave before i really fucked everyone off at my flatmates birthday. I also told the gf id be round then passed out drunk and she was up till like 6 in the morning thinking ive been raped and killed or something. I was also sick just outside my door and had to buy a load of carpet cleaning stuff.

Hangover and a shame hangover.

[amphibian]

Sombra, on 17 February 2010 - 10:51 AM, said:

@MTS
Dr Sombra advises that due to the nature of the breakup, you have a 1 week free pass to wreak some sort of revenge on the bitch. The more malicious and long lasting the better (but not rape, drugging, murder etc of course). It's OK because it's therapy, and you will be within the prescribed 1 week prescribed revenge period. It's in the handbook!

Something that will poison her new relationship, or her relationships with her family and/or her best friends is highly recommended. Nude pics of her online for instance, and straight to her dads email. Shag her best (female) friend.

Of course, some say the best revenge is having a good life. Those people are pussies.

I know this was largely meant as a joke, but it comes off as really bitter and beyond immature. Those kinds of things are painful, but geez, that's someone you were involved in.

[caladanbrood]

 

amphibian, on 17 February 2010 - 07:42 PM, said:

it comes off as really bitter and beyond immature.

You've never met Sombra, have you?








What? I joke!

[LadyMTL]

What's messing with my groove is the fact that I'm craving fried chicken. Alas, I have no money with which to go out and buy said fried chicken and I don't fry stuff myself so I'm going to have to settle for a chicken salad sandwich. It's so not the same.

[Illuyankas]

Maia Irraz, on 17 February 2010 - 09:46 PM, said:

What's messing with my groove is the fact that I'm craving fried chicken. Alas, I have no money with which to go out and buy said fried chicken...

This is essentially my life.









I forgot to put the bins out before I left, and there's no way in hell I'm going to be up early enough to put them out before the binmen cometh, so I had to manhandle two full bins down a flight of steps without making enough noise to disturb the neighbours, and now my back is full of argh.

[Centzon Totochtin]

fucking people


I hate people sometimes


they yell at me for no good reason


then I get work that shouldn't be given to me


then I get yelled at again


I am not liking my job today

[Ain't_It_Just_]

Centzon Totochtin, on 18 February 2010 - 05:49 AM, said:

fucking people


I hate people sometimes


they yell at me for no good reason


then I get work that shouldn't be given to me


then I get yelled at again


I am not liking my job today

Poor Centz...burn the building down and shoot any who try to escape.

[Tsundoku]

amphibian, on 17 February 2010 - 07:42 PM, said:

I know this was largely meant as a joke, but it comes off as really bitter and beyond immature. Those kinds of things are painful, but geez, that's someone you were involved in.

I know this was meant as serious helpful commentary, but it comes off as really patronising and sanctimonious.

Seriously, it's OK for MTS to entertain nasty thoughts at the present time if he feels like it. It's sorta like emotional venting, scrunching up all the bad feelings, indulging them in a purely virtual fashion and then purging them. Then, one just moves on.

This post has been edited by Sombra: 18 February 2010 - 06:58 AM

[Adjutant Stormy~]

I frequently make allusions to burning people alive, etc. And I'd like to think that it doesn't reflect anything of my character.

[Tiste Simeon]

Adjutant Stormy, on 18 February 2010 - 06:53 AM, said:

I frequently make allusions to burning people alive, etc. And I'd like to think that it doesn't reflect anything of my character.

I once had a dream that I tried to drown a particular person who had been making my life hell... I never would of course, but there must have been something in my subconscious that was really angry!

[Centzon Totochtin]

I can't burn the building down, I am a fire warden, I would then have to evacuate everyone and do more fucking work