What's messing with your groove?

#3521 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:24 PM

everything seems to be messing with me today.

Nothing big, just a lot of little things. They sure add up though.

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#3522 Gothos

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:28 PM

I've been a really obnoxious individual last weekend, apparently, with much alcohol being consumed. A lot indeed. People don't really want to tell me what exactly I was saying, and that's a first. I've only just started climbing out of what we call a moral hangover. It's time for changes.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#3523 Cougar

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM

Once again my pony-arsed friends have conspired to leave me in alone on a Friday night, despite 2 weeks of trying to arrange something, the fuckers.

Guess I'll go out tonight and get ball-bagged with the PhD crowd.

I AM A TWAT

#3524 Tapper

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:59 PM

Cougar, on 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM, said:

I read it like this at first... kinky academics.

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#3525 Cougar

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 01:29 PM

Tapper, on 18 February 2010 - 12:59 PM, said:

Cougar, on 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM, said:

I read it like this at first... kinky academics.

Mezla isn't out tonight.

I AM A TWAT

#3526 Obdigore

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 02:16 PM

Cougar, on 18 February 2010 - 01:29 PM, said:

Tapper, on 18 February 2010 - 12:59 PM, said:

Cougar, on 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM, said:

I read it like this at first... kinky academics.

Mezla isn't out tonight.

So you can leave the bridle at home?

When I build a house, there will be a bathroom with two toilets right next to each other. Making that decision when you are sick can only end in pain and possible humiliation.

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#3527 Flashwit

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:49 PM

well, i was wondering what to talk about, and as i did that, my pup runs into my room and jumps on my bed, im like awww, pup. then she pees. and like like. aww pup you had better run before i kill you... now i have to wash my sheets, .god dammit

"The world, someone once said, gives back what is given. In abundance. But then, as I would point out, someone was always saying something. Until i get fed up and have them executed." Kallor

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#3528 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:10 PM

I definitely wore the wrong shoes for a day where it snowed heavily for a while and then turned to disgusting slush. My feet have been cold and wet all day, and are only just drying out and warming up!

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#3529 Cougar

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:38 PM

Flashwit, on 18 February 2010 - 03:49 PM, said:

Just cos that's what you told your Mum/partner happened, instead of "I pissed the bed," doesn't mean you have to lie to the internetz too.

I AM A TWAT

#3530 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:49 PM

Slept through my alarm and the first 2 hours of work today...

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#3531 Flashwit

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 07:31 PM

haha lies and defamation! it was the pup i swear! *how did he know?!*

#3532 tiam

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 07:48 PM

Any one know how to get the stain/smell of vomit out of a carpet? Come on one of you must have had to clean this stuff over the years

#3533 Jusentantaka

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 08:55 PM

tiam, on 18 February 2010 - 07:48 PM, said:

Any one know how to get the stain/smell of vomit out of a carpet? Come on one of you must have had to clean this stuff over the years

Nope. Sorry. This is a rite of passage into adulthood. You must discover it on your own.

#3534 Flashwit

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 09:53 PM

haha ask my girlfriend, she had to get out all of mine from new years. i vomited in her favorite pair of slippers.

#3535 tiam

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 04:42 AM

damn you you honky mo fo's. My flatmates arent happy and the smell is odd. come on what use is the internet if strangers aent gna help me :laughing:

#3536 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 04:58 AM

Google is RIGHT THERE.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3537 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 01:25 PM

Recruitment agents! They might as well just call themselves Pimps!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#3538 Obdigore

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:31 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 19 February 2010 - 01:25 PM, said:

Recruitment agents! They might as well just call themselves Pimps!

Are you implying that you had sex for money due the actions of a headhunter?

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#3539 Illuyankas

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:34 PM

Obdigore, on 19 February 2010 - 02:31 PM, said:

Mezla PigDog, on 19 February 2010 - 01:25 PM, said:

Recruitment agents! They might as well just call themselves Pimps!

Are you implying that you had sex for money due the actions of a headhunter?

Nice turn of phrase there. "No officer, I'm not curbcrawling for a blowjob from a hooker, I'm just a professional headhunter."

#3540 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 07:40 PM

Bleugh. Sunday night, had far too much food and far too much booze, all I want to do is mong on the sofa but I promised that frickin pimp a personal statement would be in his inbox for tomorrow morning. Anybody got any ideas why I want to work in the pharmaceutical industry when I've never thought about it before? The only thing I can think is "because it pays a shed load more than academia" but that won't take up 2 paragraphs. Unless I list all the things I could buy with the cash made from the misery of cancer sufferers!

1. A new tv
2. Some more gin
3. Time for a nap

Burn rubber =/= warp speed