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What's messing with your groove?

#3521 User is offline   cerveza_fiesta 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:24 PM

everything seems to be messing with me today.

Nothing big, just a lot of little things. They sure add up though.
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:28 PM

I've been a really obnoxious individual last weekend, apparently, with much alcohol being consumed. A lot indeed. People don't really want to tell me what exactly I was saying, and that's a first. I've only just started climbing out of what we call a moral hangover. It's time for changes.
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#3523 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM

Once again my pony-arsed friends have conspired to leave me in alone on a Friday night, despite 2 weeks of trying to arrange something, the fuckers.

Guess I'll go out tonight and get ball-bagged with the PhD crowd.
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 12:59 PM

View PostCougar, on 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM, said:

Once again my pony-arsed friends have conspired to leave me in alone on a Friday night, despite 2 weeks of trying to arrange something, the fuckers.

Guess I'll go out tonight and get ball-gagged by the PhD crowd.

I read it like this at first... kinky academics.
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#3525 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 01:29 PM

View PostTapper, on 18 February 2010 - 12:59 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM, said:

Once again my pony-arsed friends have conspired to leave me in alone on a Friday night, despite 2 weeks of trying to arrange something, the fuckers.

Guess I'll go out tonight and get ball-gagged by the PhD crowd.

I read it like this at first... kinky academics.


Mezla isn't out tonight.
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#3526 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 02:16 PM

View PostCougar, on 18 February 2010 - 01:29 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 18 February 2010 - 12:59 PM, said:

View PostCougar, on 18 February 2010 - 12:36 PM, said:

Once again my pony-arsed friends have conspired to leave me in alone on a Friday night, despite 2 weeks of trying to arrange something, the fuckers.

Guess I'll go out tonight and get ball-gagged by the PhD crowd.

I read it like this at first... kinky academics.


Mezla isn't out tonight.


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Posted 18 February 2010 - 03:49 PM

well, i was wondering what to talk about, and as i did that, my pup runs into my room and jumps on my bed, im like awww, pup. then she pees. and like like. aww pup you had better run before i kill you... now i have to wash my sheets, .god dammit
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#3528 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:10 PM

I definitely wore the wrong shoes for a day where it snowed heavily for a while and then turned to disgusting slush. My feet have been cold and wet all day, and are only just drying out and warming up!
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 04:38 PM

View PostFlashwit, on 18 February 2010 - 03:49 PM, said:

well, i was wondering what to talk about, and as i did that, my pup runs into my room and jumps on my bed, im like awww, pup. then she pees. and like like. aww pup you had better run before i kill you... now i have to wash my sheets, .god dammit


Just cos that's what you told your Mum/partner happened, instead of "I pissed the bed," doesn't mean you have to lie to the internetz too.
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 06:49 PM

Slept through my alarm and the first 2 hours of work today...
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#3531 User is offline   Flashwit 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 07:31 PM

haha lies and defamation! it was the pup i swear! *how did he know?!*
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#3532 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 07:48 PM

Any one know how to get the stain/smell of vomit out of a carpet? Come on one of you must have had to clean this stuff over the years
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Posted 18 February 2010 - 08:55 PM

View Posttiam, on 18 February 2010 - 07:48 PM, said:

Any one know how to get the stain/smell of vomit out of a carpet? Come on one of you must have had to clean this stuff over the years


Nope. Sorry. This is a rite of passage into adulthood. You must discover it on your own.
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#3534 User is offline   Flashwit 

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 09:53 PM

haha ask my girlfriend, she had to get out all of mine from new years. i vomited in her favorite pair of slippers.
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#3535 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 04:42 AM

damn you you honky mo fo's. My flatmates arent happy and the smell is odd. come on what use is the internet if strangers aent gna help me :laughing:
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#3536 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 04:58 AM

Google is RIGHT THERE.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3537 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 01:25 PM

Recruitment agents! They might as well just call themselves Pimps!
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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:31 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 19 February 2010 - 01:25 PM, said:

Recruitment agents! They might as well just call themselves Pimps!

Are you implying that you had sex for money due the actions of a headhunter?
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#3539 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:34 PM

View PostObdigore, on 19 February 2010 - 02:31 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 19 February 2010 - 01:25 PM, said:

Recruitment agents! They might as well just call themselves Pimps!

Are you implying that you had sex for money due the actions of a headhunter?

Nice turn of phrase there. "No officer, I'm not curbcrawling for a blowjob from a hooker, I'm just a professional headhunter."
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 07:40 PM

Bleugh. Sunday night, had far too much food and far too much booze, all I want to do is mong on the sofa but I promised that frickin pimp a personal statement would be in his inbox for tomorrow morning. Anybody got any ideas why I want to work in the pharmaceutical industry when I've never thought about it before? The only thing I can think is "because it pays a shed load more than academia" but that won't take up 2 paragraphs. Unless I list all the things I could buy with the cash made from the misery of cancer sufferers!

1. A new tv
2. Some more gin
3. Time for a nap
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