Worst Movie you've ever Seen?
#221
Posted 22 January 2009 - 08:21 AM
Second half of No Country for Old Men
Second half of Alpha Dog
Sound of Thunder
Rovdyr (Norwegian Horror movie, well known in Norway:P)
The New World
Blade Trinity
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (f¤#% you, Coppola!)
Jumper
Wanted
UltraViolet - normally a big fan of Milla but this movie sucked ass!
Second half of Alpha Dog
Sound of Thunder
Rovdyr (Norwegian Horror movie, well known in Norway:P)
The New World
Blade Trinity
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (f¤#% you, Coppola!)
Jumper
Wanted
UltraViolet - normally a big fan of Milla but this movie sucked ass!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#222
Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:14 PM
Grimhilde, on Jan 22 2009, 09:21 AM, said:
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (f¤#% you, Coppola!)
oh come on, you're just jealous because this movie is miles ahead of Dracula 2000 (which was crap) . Bram stoker's Dracula is the only good vampire movie made in the last twenty years in my humble opinion
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#223
Posted 23 January 2009 - 02:27 PM
Morgoth, on Jan 23 2009, 03:14 PM, said:
Not when you compare it to the book, which IS one of the best vampire books ever. Coppola made the story so Hollywood that I wanted to puke.
Dracula 2001 is not a good movie, I'll give you that, but I think Butler's Dracula is just fantabulous and I really liked the Dracula/ Judas Iscariot twist...can't help it.
Haven't we had this exact same discussion before?
One more for my list:
Home Alone 4, OMFG!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#225
Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:06 PM
Sweet tat alestar
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
#226
Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:35 PM
#227
Posted 23 January 2009 - 09:55 PM
That's a hell of a commitment.
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
#228
Posted 25 January 2009 - 01:52 AM
worst movies...
Føkkings almont: a swedish film... ITS CRAP
Hipp hipp hora: eater norwegian or swedish (cant remember) it have teh same amunt of crap as Føkkings almont
speed 2: cruse control... HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!! AMFG
Eragon: i read the book first... the book is Fast food compeard to MBotF but EDIBLE then som1 makes a move that does only agree with the book on NAMES... NAMES I TELL YOU (and dragons...) every thing from aperennces to the maick system is WRONG... so is Aryas feelings to Eragon her deparrture hair collor aye collor clothing her status amogst the elfs (yes i have read book2 too but nobone was suposed to know that...) AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON...
Føkkings almont: a swedish film... ITS CRAP
Hipp hipp hora: eater norwegian or swedish (cant remember) it have teh same amunt of crap as Føkkings almont
speed 2: cruse control... HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!! AMFG
Eragon: i read the book first... the book is Fast food compeard to MBotF but EDIBLE then som1 makes a move that does only agree with the book on NAMES... NAMES I TELL YOU (and dragons...) every thing from aperennces to the maick system is WRONG... so is Aryas feelings to Eragon her deparrture hair collor aye collor clothing her status amogst the elfs (yes i have read book2 too but nobone was suposed to know that...) AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
#229
Posted 25 January 2009 - 04:02 AM
Ghoust-Dog The Way Of The Samurai
(Jen'isand Rul, the Wanderer within the Sword)
'I am the Shield Anvil.' I am Fener's grief. I am the world's grief. And I will hold. I will hold it all, for we are not yet done. <Itkovian>
'We are not born innocent, simply unmeasured.' <Hull Beddict>
'Because a god visits her, Fist. He comes to break her heart. Again and again.'<Nether>
'Fucking dragon.' <Fiddler>
Take my breath. But not this one, not this one. <Apsalar>
'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>
'I am the Shield Anvil.' I am Fener's grief. I am the world's grief. And I will hold. I will hold it all, for we are not yet done. <Itkovian>
'We are not born innocent, simply unmeasured.' <Hull Beddict>
'Because a god visits her, Fist. He comes to break her heart. Again and again.'<Nether>
'Fucking dragon.' <Fiddler>
Take my breath. But not this one, not this one. <Apsalar>
'Aye.' It's a good word. I think. More a whole attitude than a word, really. With lots of meaning in it, too. A bit of 'yes' and a bit of 'well fuck' and maybe some 'we're all in this together.' So a word to some up the Malazans. <Sunrise>
#230
Posted 25 January 2009 - 04:18 AM
Batman and Robin
Stardust
New Star Wars Movies
Ghostrider
Twilight
DragonWars
Stardust
New Star Wars Movies
Ghostrider
Twilight
DragonWars
#231
Posted 25 January 2009 - 04:45 AM
dee-man, on Jan 25 2009, 04:18 AM, said:
Stardust
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The site move has eaten my Stardust review! DAMN IT THAT WAS A VERY ACCURATE CRITIQUE OF THE MOVIE
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#232
Posted 05 February 2009 - 08:57 PM
I have to agree that Knocked Up was bad, but:
CLOVERSHITS
So so so so bad...
CLOVERSHITS
So so so so bad...
#233
Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:06 PM
I love stardust. Think its a great movie. WHat dont you like?
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#236
Posted 07 February 2009 - 09:39 PM
Cause, on Feb 5 2009, 09:06 PM, said:
I love stardust. Think its a great movie. WHat dont you like?
OH WOW AN ATTRACTIVE LADY WITH A LEG INJURY JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY, I'LL DRAG HER ACROSS MILES OF COUNTRYSIDE ON HER INJURED LIMB AGAINST HER WILL
BECAUSE PRESENTING MY UNREQUITED LOVE WITH A SEVERELY WOUNDED WOMAN I'VE FORCEFULLY KIDNAPPED IS BOUND TO MAKE HER LOVE ME
Also Ricky Gervais.
Spoiler
I so, so wish I'd saved my review somewhere.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#237
Posted 09 February 2009 - 10:44 AM
Illuyankas, on Feb 7 2009, 10:39 PM, said:
Cause, on Feb 5 2009, 09:06 PM, said:
I love stardust. Think its a great movie. WHat dont you like?
OH WOW AN ATTRACTIVE LADY WITH A LEG INJURY JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY, I'LL DRAG HER ACROSS MILES OF COUNTRYSIDE ON HER INJURED LIMB AGAINST HER WILL
BECAUSE PRESENTING MY UNREQUITED LOVE WITH A SEVERELY WOUNDED WOMAN I'VE FORCEFULLY KIDNAPPED IS BOUND TO MAKE HER LOVE ME
Also Ricky Gervais.
Spoiler
I so, so wish I'd saved my review somewhere.
What? It's very romantic...
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#238
Posted 09 February 2009 - 09:07 PM
I thik if your willing to kidnap and kill people to rpov your love, thats commitment. Thats whats wrong with relationships today, divorce is always the easier option.
Seriously I find its just a feel good, make you happy movie
Seriously I find its just a feel good, make you happy movie
#239
Posted 09 February 2009 - 09:10 PM
The Astronaut Farmer.
Eragon.
Eragon.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#240
Posted 14 February 2009 - 04:04 AM
I have this thing that if I start a movie i have to finish it. The only two i havent been able to are the New World and Dust-I got it cause it had David Wenham from LOTR. Terrible terrible movies.
And Eragon made me want to throw things at the movie screen, what a waste of Jeremy Irons.
And Eragon made me want to throw things at the movie screen, what a waste of Jeremy Irons.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.