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Worst Movie you've ever Seen?

#281 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 24 February 2026 - 02:28 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 24 February 2026 - 12:38 PM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 24 February 2026 - 09:17 AM, said:

Worst film for me is probably Dungeons and Dragons from the early 2000s - a low budget, terribly acted waste of time for the most part. Jeremy Irons hamming it up as the villain is probably the only redeeming thing about it (has moments of being so ridiculous it's wildly entertaining) but I watched it again a few years ago and even that has severely diminishing returns on a second viewing.



I dragged friends to see this in theatres as I was such a fantasy D&D nerd...they have STILL not forgiven me. I have also not forgiven myself.


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That second viewing for me was with Mr NAB because he resolutely would not believe me it could actually be that bad.

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Posted 24 February 2026 - 02:35 PM

Well now you're making me want to watch it.
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Posted 24 February 2026 - 03:23 PM

It's so bad that they made two straight-to-video sequels that were hokier than it...but somehow the 3rd movie (Dungeons & Dragons 3: The Book of Vile Darkness) though filled with bad acting and terrible effects manages to be BETTER than the 2000 film simply by dint of being the closest those three films got other actual D&D stuff...Take that as you will.
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Posted 24 February 2026 - 03:26 PM

You're in luck, because it's a trilogy (two direct-to-video sequels).
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