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Worst Movie you've ever Seen?

#1 User is offline   Optimus Prime 

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Posted 11 May 2008 - 03:44 AM

Yeah I know, this thread has probably been done but what the hell....let's start fresh. What is the worst movie you've ever seen that was at least either

a)Popular in the mainstream?
:D"Critically Acclaimed"?
c)At least well known to the general public?


Besides the obvious The Phantom Menace otherwise known as STAR WARS I......mine would have to be


Batman and Robin
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 03:51 AM

CABIN FEVER!!!!

worst movie to ever hit the box office....other than that, I guess NEXT was the worst ending to a movie ever.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 03:54 AM

LOL, I can't believe you even made it through that movie Bent :p

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen was trash though at least it had Connery :D
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 04:14 AM

A.i.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 04:20 AM

Oooo....another classic stinker, nice one RR.

Am I the only one that, as far as "critically acclaimed" goes, thinks American Beauty is highly overrated?
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 05:36 AM

Xander;305593 said:

Oooo....another classic stinker, nice one RR.

Am I the only one that, as far as "critically acclaimed" goes, thinks American Beauty is highly overrated?


BLASPHEMER!!!!

no, really, Kevin Spacey and his wife and that whole story line made the movie awesome, nd tied everything together, well written, great acting, and the blonde chick is still ot as hell....but meh, I guess I see your point.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 05:56 AM

Didn't say it was a "bad" movie, just a little overrated.

I don't think Sorvino is hot....*shields himself from rocks thrown by Bent*. She has a huge forehead :cool:
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 06:23 AM

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Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:09 AM

I actually liked the Phantom Menace, but Ms Portman is in there so there you go :D

American Beauty is awesome ^^

Ontopic, the latest crap movie was 10000 BC, huge pile o' junk. The Last Legion was utter crap too, glad I didn't see that one in the cinema.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:10 AM

I know what my new "worst movie ever" is! How could I have left this gem out?!?!!?


Battlefield Earth. OMG what a steaming pile of shit.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:12 AM

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Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:16 AM

@X: isn't that the one with John Travolta? If it is, then it's garbage aye... huge steaming pile of it.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 07:17 AM

Elan Morin Tedronai;305689 said:

@X: isn't that the one with John Travolta? If it is, then it's garbage aye... huge steaming pile of it.


Yes. Travolta plays an alien whose race inexplicably favors dreadlocks as a hairstyle :eek: The CG is awful, the acting is worse than gurgling turds for hours....and again...John Travolta plays AN ALIEN.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:16 AM

D-Wars

or Dragon Wars I guess... It was in the theater, and the commercials looked good. BUT it is the only movie I have ever felt like walking out off right in the middle. (I happened to ride with someone else to the theater so I couldnt leave.)

Terrible acting, plot holes, cliche to the extreme.... just a terrible terrible bad B-rated movie....

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I was disappointed in Blade II and III....

Spider-Man III really sucked (IMO)...

Blood Rayne was terrible (it was in Theaters believe it or not)

Harsh Times (good acting but something about the movie just wasnt right)

Ghost Rider- (who ever wrote the script sucks at his job and should be fired forever)

Super-man Returns- Movie had a lot of potential... Kevin Spacey was a good bad guy, but it was still a huge let down... they could have done so much more with it...

after all that D-Wars is still the movie that pisses me off the most out of all the movies I have seen in theater in the past 5 years.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:36 AM

Yup, D-wars is crap as well.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 08:48 AM

"Knocked Up"

It's the only film I have ever wanted to walk out of (and I've seen some shit) but we had all eaten a big lunch with lots of wine and couldn't be bothered moving. All the reviews I read said it was the funniest comedy in a long time. We didn't laugh once, it was almost offensive. It was one of those things that suddenly makes you suspect that you are really out of sync with the "mainstream".
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 11:06 AM

I love 'bad movies', because they are usually unintentionally (?) hilarious (for example most of the 80's ninja-movies). But even I don't like every movie (cursed with a twisted affection for crappy movies as I am).

The worst:

1) Meet the Spartans
2) Robocop 2
3) Epic Movie (the makers probably named this 'Movie' because otherwise the audience would have regarded it as a slideshow of retarded underclass jokes resembling nothing that could be considered a real movie)
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 11:09 AM

hmpf.. King Arthur thrones high up there. It was awfull in so so many ways.
Alien vs Predator 2, also gets points
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 11:11 AM

Vanilla Sky. Boring.
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Posted 11 May 2008 - 03:06 PM

Wait wait wait. Morgy, I'm not saying that AVP2 was good by any means (I enjoyed it in that mindless way, but still) but you'd pick that as worse than AVP1? Are you mad?


Oh, and torn between Electra and Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. At the moment, there are many, many shit films out there.
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