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  1. In Topic: The game I'm playing is...

    31 July 2021 - 07:31 PM

    Played some more Ascent.

    The more you play, the more the little problems become apparent. There's a bunch of quality of life stuff the game is missing, like smart UI design or quest guidance. There's lot of audio bugs. The controller set-up is weird, etc.

    But it's still an impressive game for a new studio to put out. It's a one trick pony, there's nothing to the game besides running and gunning, but the style and swagger is great.
  2. In Topic: The game I'm playing is...

    29 July 2021 - 06:59 PM

    Played around an hour of The Ascent. It's a top down, twin stick shooter that's exclusive to Xbox... I think? Free on Gamepass anyway.

    This game is awesome. The main attraction is how damn beautifully ugly it is. It's a Cyberpunk space junk asthetic and the environments are ridiculously detailed, compact and full of life and grime. Beautiful lighting and explosions.

    This game kind of reminds me of the first time I played Loaded on PlayStation 1. Just better.

    Also while I was waiting for the Ascent to unlock I played about 30 minutes of CyberShadow, the latest game from Yacht Club the Shovel Knight devs. It's pretty solid. I'd dismissed it originally because I'm not very nostalgic for NES era action platformers, but this is pretty good. It recreates the memories of that area with less of the bullshit.
  3. In Topic: Thinking about getting a 3DS

    28 July 2021 - 03:36 AM

    I have to believe Nintendo will do some kind of GameCube Zelda collection sooner rather than later. Surely Windwaker will get moved eventually. But weirdly they seem very hesitant to port their DS games to the Switch.

    It's like they only like to earn truck loads of money instead of several truck loads of money.

    In the meantime the shop I was looking to buy the 3DS now shows as out of stock. This made me look around the net and I realized it's been 2-3 years since they stopped producing 3DSs. Everything I could find was either refurbished models costing around 400 dollars or used listings from people I think stole their console.

  4. In Topic: The Comics Thread!

    26 July 2021 - 02:13 PM

    Alright, so after complaining to myself a bit, I started reading everything that works as a prelude to the King in Black event.

    Some of this is really good. Some of this is so mediocre, no wonder comics don't sell.

    One that really stood out to me is the Silver Surfer: Black 5 issue mini-series. The artwork in this comic is beautiful, it's psychedelic and colorful. Reminds me of Warlock comics from the Jim Sterling era.

    I've also got to say I find Knull's design and back story... bad? Just confusingly cartoonishly evil. He's basically the villain of a saturday morning cartoon. Like he could be the big bad in Jace and the Wheeled Warriors no problem. His design is what a child would find menacing or powerful.

    Mind you I've always hated these big cosmic events so I was bound to hate him.
  5. In Topic: COVID-19 (aka Coronavirus, aka 2019-nCoV)

    26 July 2021 - 02:03 PM

    View PostTsundoku, on 26 July 2021 - 01:37 PM, said:

    In other parody news ...

    BREAKING: 10,000 New Cases Of Fuckwit Confirmed In Sydney


    5G Speeds in Australia are Almost Twice the Global Average

    Coincidence? I think not.


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    15 Jul 2021 - 20:37
    Happy birthday Hamlet
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    15 Jul 2020 - 20:00
    102! How does he do it?
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    17 Jul 2019 - 19:21
    Here's to another 100!
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    17 Jul 2018 - 19:37
    I dont feel a day over 75.
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    16 Jul 2018 - 11:38
    100 today you old bastard! I always thought you were in great shape for a centenarian.
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    23 Nov 2016 - 06:54
    I think you need therapy and probably some kind of medical treatment, Mal. How boring is your daily existence that you find it imperative to jump on this forum every few weeks and pick a fight with people?
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    23 Nov 2016 - 06:48
    you got somehting to say? because I'm about done with this bullshit
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    16 Oct 2016 - 17:02
    I feel blessed with your presence
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    22 Sep 2016 - 00:11
    Where do you get off telling me to 'tone it down'? Fuck you man, I stood up for you when all of the staff was against you. I gave you the 'Wheelchairs of War' in defiance of censorship. In short, I backed you when you said unpopular thihgs. Do better.
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    16 Jul 2014 - 08:19
    Huh, apparently you were BORN. Well, there goes that theory. Happy birthday Hamlet. Tell Mary I said hi. ;)
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    14 Jun 2014 - 23:24
    Your rep is out of fucking control. I'm going to start neg-repping you to bring you back to the standard deviation.
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