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Member Title:: How you doin?
Age:: 100 years old
Birthday:: July 16, 1918

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MSN:: kkjsoerensen@hotmail.com
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The USA politics thread - by
Tsundoku

Jun 25 2019 07:02 AM
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Ye Big TV Thread by
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Jun 22 2019 12:41 AM
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Reading at t'moment? by
Tsundoku

"ha!"
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In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

Today, 08:49 AM

The great thing about Warhammer is that you can spend days just reading the Wikipedia entries on WH lore alone.
In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

Yesterday, 07:42 PM

Finished Claire North's "The first fifteen lives of Harry August". Best book I've read in ages.

The books narrative or the perception of time reminds me of reading Anne Rice's Vampire books.

Spoiler

North is a tease. I wanted to know what was in that mirror!

My mind had trouble wrapping itself around the concept of how the ouroboans lives synch. If two are born at roughly the same time but one dies at ten end the other at 80, it hurts my head to accept that when the one who died at ten is reborn, the one who lives to 80 will also be back again already.

I know it's best for a writer to keep a plot tight but I kinda wanted there to be factions of Ouroboans. Ones who act and ones who refrain, philosophical wars about whether certain events should be altered and this in turn creating forked timelines that seperately communicated with a shared past.

What ever, this is the best alternative time travel story I've ever read.
In Topic: Reading at t'moment?

Yesterday, 06:38 PM

If the book isn't on Amazon or in a Danish library it might as well not exist.
In Topic: Music

Yesterday, 06:36 PM

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In Topic: The USA politics thread -

Yesterday, 10:35 AM

worry, on 26 June 2019 - 04:17 AM, said:
Call me a dreamer, call me unrealistic, call me a know-nothing, call me whatever. But if during the debates it's revealed that any of these potential so-called candidates for the 2020 race did even a single thing on my no-no list, they don't have my vote:
No-no list:

Spoiler
1) Put people in concentration camps.2) Raped people (even just one imo).3) Supported fascists/fascism.4) Funneled charity money meant for kids with cancer into their own coffers.
5) Supported white nationalist causes.

Mock me if you must, but those are my terms. Aside from that, I imagine Sanders, Warren, and Inslee (jk, but I wish) will have good showings and hope Biden's lectern is set over a trap door.

That's some very lofty expectations. Realistically, who hasn't done 1 or 2 of these once or twice? I mean, accidents happen. Right? Right.

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Aptorian
17 Jul 2018 - 19:37
I dont feel a day over 75.
Tsundoku
16 Jul 2018 - 11:38
100 today you old bastard! I always thought you were in great shape for a centenarian.
Aptorian
23 Nov 2016 - 06:54
I think you need therapy and probably some kind of medical treatment, Mal. How boring is your daily existence that you find it imperative to jump on this forum every few weeks and pick a fight with people?
Malaclypse
23 Nov 2016 - 06:48
you got somehting to say? because I'm about done with this bullshit
Tattersail_
16 Oct 2016 - 17:02
I feel blessed with your presence
Aptorian
22 Sep 2016 - 13:31
Test
Vengeance
22 Sep 2016 - 13:29
blurp
Abyss
22 Sep 2016 - 10:09
Testing
Malaclypse
22 Sep 2016 - 00:11
Where do you get off telling me to 'tone it down'? Fuck you man, I stood up for you when all of the staff was against you. I gave you the 'Wheelchairs of War' in defiance of censorship. In short, I backed you when you said unpopular thihgs. Do better.
Tsundoku
16 Jul 2014 - 08:19
Huh, apparently you were BORN. Well, there goes that theory. Happy birthday Hamlet. Tell Mary I said hi. ;)
HoosierDaddy
14 Jun 2014 - 23:24
Your rep is out of fucking control. I'm going to start neg-repping you to bring you back to the standard deviation.
Illuyankas
02 Feb 2013 - 21:08
*fires 21 gun salute*
Loki
16 Jul 2012 - 04:57
Happy birthday, Apt.
Just this once, you win. ^_^
Raymond Luxury Yacht
19 Aug 2011 - 09:27
Come back to minecraft.
Aptorian
11 May 2011 - 14:38
@ Quickie Ben - Ask Silencer AKA The Tyrant Moderator.

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