[Abyss]

Onos;212228 said:

How did someone go about getting the prologue last year? What can be done to see the Toll the Hounds Prologue?

No one knows for sure but it's rumoured it involved uncut blood diamonds, three kilos of coke from a very specific valley in Afghanistan, a virgin llama sacrifice, and some sort of yellow jello mold with pieces of olive and white chocolate Caramilk bar in it.


- Abyss, does not know the secret of how they get the caramel in, before you ask.

[Dancer+]

Abyss;212230 said:

No one knows for sure but it's rumoured it involved uncut blood diamonds, three kilos of coke from a very specific valley in Afghanistan, a virgin llama sacrifice, and some sort of yellow jello mold with pieces of olive and white chocolate Caramilk bar in it.


- Abyss, does not know the secret of how they get the caramel in, before you ask.

Well remembered, we'll have to keep an eye on this one. If he remembers stuff like this he may be able to unlock the door to one of the only copies of Toll the Hounds. like I said, well remembered but with one fault - it was sunny daze jello mold.

[Shurque's biatch]

Isn't it yellow jello with Dwight Schrute's stapler in it?

[Shiara]

I'm assuming by jello you mean jelly...

[flea]

So, has there been any updated information about publication dates?

[Dancer+]

Shurque said:

Isn't it yellow jello with Dwight Schrute's stapler in it?

No (that was the bonehunters prologue)

Shiara said:

I'm assuming by jello you mean jelly...

Yes ()

flea said:

So, has there been any updated information about publication dates?

No (not that I know of)

[Shurque's biatch]

Shiara;212431 said:

I'm assuming by jello you mean jelly...

Nope! http://www.kraftfoods.com/jello/

[Shiara]

Shurque said:

Nope! http://www.kraftfoods.com/jello/

Lies! http://www.flashbona...jelly/home.html

[Aptorian]

Shiara;212772 said:

Lies! http://www.flashbona...jelly/home.html

WTH?! (What the Hell)

[Tremolo]

We want a jello/jelly fight!

[Cougar]

Calm down my colonial friends;

As I understand it Jello is a brand name, which in the manner of Tannoy(public address system),Hoover (vacuum cleaner) and Xerox (photocopier) has been co-opted to mean (seemingly) any gelatine based substance in the USA (and Canada? can you canucks give me a hand here) which in the rest of the (english speaking) world is known as Jelly.

I have always been confused by what exactly the Jelly is in peanut butter and jelly sandwich though? Is it Jam?

I don't consider this off topic since the whole topic of this thread seems to be talking nonsense.

[Shiara]

Cougar;212864 said:

I have always been confused by what exactly the Jelly is in peanut butter and jelly sandwich though? Is it Jam?

I don't consider this off topic since the whole topic of this thread seems to be talking nonsense.

Yes, for some strange reason they think jam is jelly and jelly is jello :confused:

[Shurque's biatch]

Shiara;212888 said:

Yes, for some strange reason they think jam is jelly and jelly is jello :confused:

It is much clearer in the original Klingon.

[Abyss]

Now someone go campaign for the TtH prologue to only be released in Klingon.

- Abyss, knows how to say 'Aargh!' in Klingon.... "Aargh!"

[Shuglin]

This thread amuses me to no end.

[Aptorian]

hee hee 3600 views :heyhey:

[Abyss]

Now post a 'Toll the Hounds Prologue (for real, i swear)' thread and see how many hits it gets. This thread may directly result in no one ever seeing the prologue before the book (or at least RG mmpg) streets.

- Abyss, notes that yes, 'streets' is a verb.

[Shurque's biatch]

We could take a section out of one of the Sword of Truth books and change the names to Malazan and see what that causes.

Hmm, I think that is something that even SE could call unqualified evil...

I blame Brood.

[Tattooed Hand]

This thread may result in a lot of sulking.

[Gem Windcaster]

Argh! I missed this thread and all the fun just because I was off harassing other forum communities. No harassing for me for a while. Abyss only knows what I'd miss then.