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#41 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 28 September 2007 - 02:43 PM

Big yourself up Apt, funniest thread for a while.

For my 2p; I reckon we won't meet any of the missing characters (Grizzin Farl, Prince K'azz etc) who everyone is desperate to see cos it ain't in SE's nature. These characters may only exist to add depth, I mean who wants a fantasy series where you have a creator perspective and know everything about everything going on?
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Posted 28 September 2007 - 03:50 PM

My bet's on a family reunion, a certain illustrius family, with deep, deep ties. Its only a matter of time before..................The Nom's become united.
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Posted 28 September 2007 - 04:31 PM

Aptorian;211048 said:

Please do this.

I'll give you my firstborn.


Jen, I don't have any children, but if you send me your adress there'll be a doggybag with mystery stuff on it's way to your location any day now.

Apt, true to his promises... (Also loves to quote himself (if no-one picks up on that remark, it'll be a miracle(sp?)(how do you spell that?(I'dont know(my god, it's all in paranthesis!)))))
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 12:29 AM

you know, at first I refused to comment on this thread, but since by doing so it would continue to annoy all the newcomers, I'm for it.

btw, you're not very nice Apt B)
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 12:42 AM

clip;211155 said:

you know, at first I refused to comment on this thread, but since by doing so it would continue to annoy all the newcomers, I'm for it.

btw, you're not very nice Apt B)


I am all for it. Maybe it will get Kallors attention and we will really get the prologue.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 02:52 AM

this is ridiculous.
I checked this damn thread when it first appeared and my hopes shot up again just a minute ago when i saw this stickied.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 03:26 AM

They say there's a sucker born every minute.

I say they're born every 3 seconds. B)
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 06:11 AM

My God, first I get my hopes up thinking the prologue is here, then i'm upset because it's not, now im amused because it's humorous.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 06:23 AM

Ahem........ in the meantime let's just listen to Dragonforce.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=q3M2X4ZAH_w



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Posted 29 September 2007 - 08:51 AM

i just ate a whole roast chicken in protest to such trickery!

and for my next protest..............[farts]
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 11:24 AM

this is just inhumane
but its fun
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 12:18 AM

Dragnipurake;211173 said:

this is ridiculous.
I checked this damn thread when it first appeared and my hopes shot up again just a minute ago when i saw this stickied.

bwhahahahaahaaha...*sigh*...ohhh fun times.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 08:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wasn't very suprised when it wasn't really the prologue - it just felt too early for it to be available. But damn its funny watching everyone squirm.

Aptorian, new as I am to this forum, I salute this masterstroke of comical genius and I hope many more people may continue to be fooled by it.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:19 PM

I just had to give minus rep for this B).
I'll go back to crying now, or something.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:35 PM

I would love to say that I was fooled. But it's just not true.
I applaud and curse, I was hoping it was true but the caution inside said it was too soon. So my reason for not being fooled was my lack of hope B)
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:09 AM

:eek: This is the worst thing that has happened to me since reading the last Anita Blake book.

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:33 AM

You know I didn't actually do this to annoy or trick people.

I was merely doing it to get some more info on the TtH, possibly get the right people back on getting us the prologue and hopefully getting the hype rolling on the book.

But that said this thread rocks, neg-rep or not, I salute myself B)

EDIT: also 1256 views
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 10:40 AM

Your sig pwns. But this thread made me sad B)

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 12:09 PM

@Apt: You are just one big attention-whore. B)
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 12:31 PM

so glad this got stickied. At least 6 lol's out of it for me so far.

And Apt, how many of those views are you checking to see if you got more posts?

lol...1300 views as of my check
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