Tiste Simeon, on 13 June 2024 - 07:48 AM, said:
But my son is now getting keen on cricket and I'm just not sure I can deal with it.
Oh sorry I thought this was the messing with my groove thread!
As an evolution of cricket, there should be a sport called locust---in which, during the boring parts of cricket, the players all sing, shriek, and have as much sex and devour as much as they can, only to go back to playing cricket (i.e., hibernating deep underground) whenever someone actually spanks one of their balls, and they all race after the flying ball (as if it were their lost last testicle or something...).