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Tsundoku 
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Posted 27 December 2025 - 07:20 AM
Congratulations England for taking 13 days for your batsmen to finally be less shit than ours.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 15 January 2026 - 09:27 AM
This should be in the messing with my groove thread, but we have a fairly good youth sports program across all the schools on the island and my son is keen to get involved in the cricket team. Ugh I'm going to be watching cricket regularly now aren't I? Is that not against the Geneva convention? Is this not a case of cruel and unusual punishment that contravenes the Human Rights Act?
Why cricket? 😭😂
Why cricket? 😭😂
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#83
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Posted 15 January 2026 - 10:42 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 15 January 2026 - 09:27 AM, said:
This should be in the messing with my groove thread, but we have a fairly good youth sports program across all the schools on the island and my son is keen to get involved in the cricket team. Ugh I'm going to be watching cricket regularly now aren't I? Is that not against the Geneva convention? Is this not a case of cruel and unusual punishment that contravenes the Human Rights Act?
Why cricket? 😭😂
Why cricket? 😭😂
One of us, one of us, one of us ...
You never know, he might grow up to be Captain of England. A home grown one would be a nice change ...
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
