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Game of Thrones: Final Season /spoilers!!!!

#381 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 09 May 2019 - 04:58 PM

A friend of mine went for "Everyone else burns and the last shot is Davos Seaworth. First of His Name, sitting on the Iron Throne surrounded by piles of onions."

I'd go for that over what we're likely to get.
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 05:13 PM

This link pretty much sums up everything wrong with the last couple years of seasons.

https://youtu.be/ahoHDU0T44I
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Posted 09 May 2019 - 05:31 PM

View PostAptorian, on 09 May 2019 - 05:13 PM, said:

This link pretty much sums up everything wrong with the last couple years of seasons.

https://youtu.be/ahoHDU0T44I


https://www.reddit.c..._weeks_episode/

Now it all makes sense....
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 12:22 AM

About the criticism of why didn't Cersei just wipe out Dany, Tyrion, et. al. - isn't there a 'procedural' aspect to battle/war called 'parley' and to just outright attack your opponent when terms were being discussed would be bad form. Like bad form in that it would be damaging to any hope for lasting peace, trust and goodwill you hope to leverage with the common populace when victory has been achieved?
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 12:49 AM

There is. However this is a women with a zombie bodyguard and she killed the high stepton, the greatest Sept in westeros and half the nobles with wildfire. She could get away with it and she is bat's hit insane and incompetent.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 02:14 AM

View PostCause, on 10 May 2019 - 12:49 AM, said:

There is. However this is a women with a zombie bodyguard and she killed the high stepton, the greatest Sept in westeros and half the nobles with wildfire. She could get away with it and she is bat's hit insane and incompetent.


In addition, these are the times when the "red wedding" took place.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 02:56 AM

'If you're tired of feeling like Game of Thrones is making it obvious what's going to happen in its final two episodes, try this for a surprising twist. We're on the brink of war between Daenerys Targaryen and Cersei Lannister. All the forces are aligned. And just when the battle is about to begin, the Seven appear. You know, the Father, the Mother, the Smith, the Maiden, the Stranger, the Crone, the Warrior—the embodiments of the divine worshipped by a good chunk of Westeros. Instead of allowing the people who survived the Night King's assault to slaughter one another just as a yearslong winter is about to start, the Seven intervene and create a new order, with civic institutions to adjudicate disputes (even those involving rulers), an end to feudalism, and a newly robust state with a monopoly on the use of force.

I love this ending. It's shocking, it reconnects with the source material's deep skepticism about the efficacy of violence, and it's the way that the story of the House of Atreus, the original multigenerational revenge saga, ends in Aeschylus' Oresteia.'

https://slate.com/cu...nes-ending.html

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 07:28 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 10 May 2019 - 02:56 AM, said:

'If you're tired of feeling like Game of Thrones is making it obvious what's going to happen in its final two episodes, try this for a surprising twist. We're on the brink of war between Daenerys Targaryen and Cersei Lannister. All the forces are aligned. And just when the battle is about to begin, the Seven appear. You know, the Father, the Mother, the Smith, the Maiden, the Stranger, the Crone, the Warrior—the embodiments of the divine worshipped by a good chunk of Westeros. Instead of allowing the people who survived the Night King's assault to slaughter one another just as a yearslong winter is about to start, the Seven intervene and create a new order, with civic institutions to adjudicate disputes (even those involving rulers), an end to feudalism, and a newly robust state with a monopoly on the use of force.

I love this ending. It's shocking, it reconnects with the source material's deep skepticism about the efficacy of violence, and it's the way that the story of the House of Atreus, the original multigenerational revenge saga, ends in Aeschylus' Oresteia.'

https://slate.com/cu...nes-ending.html

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 08:35 AM

Yeah I quite like the ending of BSG overall but that would take all the elements of that which annoyed people and turn them up to 11.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 10:12 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 10 May 2019 - 02:56 AM, said:

'If you're tired of feeling like Game of Thrones is making it obvious what's going to happen in its final two episodes, try this for a surprising twist. We're on the brink of war between Daenerys Targaryen and Cersei Lannister. All the forces are aligned. And just when the battle is about to begin, the Seven appear. You know, the Father, the Mother, the Smith, the Maiden, the Stranger, the Crone, the Warrior—the embodiments of the divine worshipped by a good chunk of Westeros. Instead of allowing the people who survived the Night King's assault to slaughter one another just as a yearslong winter is about to start, the Seven intervene and create a new order, with civic institutions to adjudicate disputes (even those involving rulers), an end to feudalism, and a newly robust state with a monopoly on the use of force.

I love this ending. It's shocking, it reconnects with the source material's deep skepticism about the efficacy of violence, and it's the way that the story of the House of Atreus, the original multigenerational revenge saga, ends in Aeschylus' Oresteia.'

https://slate.com/cu...nes-ending.html

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If they had done more foreshadowing that the night king, Lord of light etc are maybe powerful sorcerers and not gods maybe this ending would be possible. I have never bought into the idea that GRRM martin is moving into a direction where the gods are real and that any of them are forces for good. Otheriwse if this happens ill be joining a strike team to capture GRRM and force him to complete his books so we can eye bleach this horror.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 10:43 AM

Ha, I liked this analysis:
https://www.tor.com/...on-8-episode-4/
Basically, those ballista things Euron has mounted on his ships are actually dragon-seeking hyper-sonic railguns.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 10:46 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 10 May 2019 - 02:56 AM, said:

'If you're tired of feeling like Game of Thrones is making it obvious what's going to happen in its final two episodes, try this for a surprising twist. We're on the brink of war between Daenerys Targaryen and Cersei Lannister. All the forces are aligned. And just when the battle is about to begin, the Seven appear. You know, the Father, the Mother, the Smith, the Maiden, the Stranger, the Crone, the Warrior—the embodiments of the divine worshipped by a good chunk of Westeros. Instead of allowing the people who survived the Night King's assault to slaughter one another just as a yearslong winter is about to start, the Seven intervene and create a new order, with civic institutions to adjudicate disputes (even those involving rulers), an end to feudalism, and a newly robust state with a monopoly on the use of force.

I love this ending. It's shocking, it reconnects with the source material's deep skepticism about the efficacy of violence, and it's the way that the story of the House of Atreus, the original multigenerational revenge saga, ends in Aeschylus' Oresteia.'

https://slate.com/cu...nes-ending.html

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I hope not. Battlestar Galactica already did the equivalent of this, and it was awful.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 11:10 AM

View Postblackzoid, on 10 May 2019 - 10:43 AM, said:

Ha, I liked this analysis:
https://www.tor.com/...on-8-episode-4/
Basically, those ballista things Euron has mounted on his ships are actually dragon-seeking hyper-sonic railguns.


Hah! Cool analysis.

At those velocities, wouldn't the bolts simply ... vaporise? But yeah, sounds like the writers truly Lost The Plot, so to speak.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 11:30 AM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 10 May 2019 - 10:46 AM, said:

I hope not. Battlestar Galactica already did the equivalent of this, and it was awful.



And BSG had had far more setup for the concept of direct divine intervention, something that had been in the fabric of the show really from the start (which is why I was okay with it). Whereas basically the opposite is true here.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 11:35 AM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 10 May 2019 - 10:46 AM, said:

I hope not. Battlestar Galactica already did the equivalent of this, and it was awful.



Could be worse, though. Jon could just wake up in modern-day London and find that it was all just a dream, followed by an episode of him going through his daily life encountering people and situations that inspired his dream.
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 11:56 AM

View Postpolishgenius, on 10 May 2019 - 11:30 AM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 10 May 2019 - 10:46 AM, said:

I hope not. Battlestar Galactica already did the equivalent of this, and it was awful.


And BSG had had far more setup for the concept of direct divine intervention, something that had been in the fabric of the show really from the start (which is why I was okay with it). Whereas basically the opposite is true here.


Yes, that's certainly fair, although I still didn't much care for it. It would certainly come off a hell of a lot worse if Thrones were to try it now.

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View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 10 May 2019 - 10:46 AM, said:

I hope not. Battlestar Galactica already did the equivalent of this, and it was awful.


Could be worse, though. Jon could just wake up in modern-day London and find that it was all just a dream, followed by an episode of him going through his daily life encountering people and situations that inspired his dream.


*shudder* - what's that the ending to?

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 12:05 PM

Several series and films, although it is often a bit more ambiguous than just 'waking up from a dream'. Mulholland Drive springs to mind Posted Image
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 12:06 PM

And of course 'Lost' pulled out the afterlife scenario card to explain the car crash that they had become.

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Posted 10 May 2019 - 12:08 PM

View PostGorefest, on 10 May 2019 - 12:06 PM, said:

And of course 'Lost' pulled out the afterlife scenario card to explain the car crash that they had become.


I remain pleased to this day I never bothered with Lost, after hearing things like this!
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Posted 10 May 2019 - 12:12 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 10 May 2019 - 12:08 PM, said:

View PostGorefest, on 10 May 2019 - 12:06 PM, said:

And of course 'Lost' pulled out the afterlife scenario card to explain the car crash that they had become.


I remain pleased to this day I never bothered with Lost, after hearing things like this!

Same. I heard it started so well and deteriorated to something terrible.

My theory is that at least one person in this forum will comment or at least think that the "Jon wakes in London" theory is better than whatever the actual ending turns out to be...
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