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Cause - The Malazan Yank! Tell me about the land of the Free, the home of the Brave!

#481 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 June 2020 - 07:39 AM

View PostVengeance, on 15 June 2020 - 01:39 PM, said:

View PostCause, on 14 June 2020 - 10:52 PM, said:

So I have a second cousin I have never met who lives in philly who has offered me her guest bedroom. Apartment looks like a huge step up. Tell me about phili!
Not that it seems to matter, spent 3 weeks in ny and might as well have been trapped anywhere.


Philly is a great city. Home of the first congress. Full of history and monuments. I can say that having never been there. Now from what I hear the people of philly consider 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' to be a documentary rather that a comedic show......

That's not exactly a shining indictment of the place...
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#482 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 10:45 PM

My Neighbor has offered me ten dollars a day for about 8 days of work to pet sit their cat. Now they are literally one floor up and I kinda want to play with a fluffy animal. That said we havent discussed excactly what will be involved but I imagine at least one visit to feed, maybe two and some playing. I normally wouldnt scoff at 10 dollars but in the US I suspect this is a low offer?

Any advice, I mean I suppose the fact they are literally one min away is a factor
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#483 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 03 September 2020 - 11:17 PM

Take it. Easy money. Cats don't need to be played with really. The cat will probably find you an annoyance more than anything else. No need to walk them like they are a dog. You will need to be comfortable dealing with the kitty litter box and cleaning it. Not a big deal, but some people are icky about that sort of thing. Cats can be wary and suspicious of strangers, so you probably should have your neighbor introduce you so you see how it takes to you. If a cat doesn't like you though, it will most likley just stay out of site while you do the cat chores. But yeah, you should be introduced.
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#484 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 04 September 2020 - 01:29 PM

Just make sure they are supplying the food, kitty litter/box and any medicines etc.
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#485 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 05 September 2020 - 02:48 AM

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Posted 21 September 2020 - 12:51 AM

View PostCause, on 04 June 2020 - 08:58 PM, said:

I have to admit I'm uncomfortable with second hand clothes, very likely all in my head but no idea what people have done in them before


Just put them in the wash.
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#487 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 23 September 2020 - 01:13 AM

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Posted 27 September 2020 - 02:46 AM

View PostCause, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 PM, said:

My Neighbor has offered me ten dollars a day for about 8 days of work to pet sit their cat. Now they are literally one floor up and I kinda want to play with a fluffy animal. That said we havent discussed excactly what will be involved but I imagine at least one visit to feed, maybe two and some playing. I normally wouldnt scoff at 10 dollars but in the US I suspect this is a low offer?

Any advice, I mean I suppose the fact they are literally one min away is a factor


I've seen pr0n that starts like this.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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#489 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 27 September 2020 - 02:51 AM

View PostAbyss, on 27 September 2020 - 02:46 AM, said:

View PostCause, on 03 September 2020 - 10:45 PM, said:

My Neighbor has offered me ten dollars a day for about 8 days of work to pet sit their cat. Now they are literally one floor up and I kinda want to play with a fluffy animal. That said we havent discussed excactly what will be involved but I imagine at least one visit to feed, maybe two and some playing. I normally wouldnt scoff at 10 dollars but in the US I suspect this is a low offer?

Any advice, I mean I suppose the fact they are literally one min away is a factor


I've seen documentaries that start like this.



FTFY.


"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesnít work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#490 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 22 October 2020 - 01:53 PM

Today I am one year American!
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Posted 22 October 2020 - 04:06 PM

How do you like Philly?
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#492 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 22 October 2020 - 04:14 PM

View PostCause, on 22 October 2020 - 01:53 PM, said:

Today I am one year American!


Congratulations.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 22 October 2020 - 04:52 PM

No way thatís been a year already.

You got here just in time to see the best year of America ever! 2020!
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#494 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 22 October 2020 - 05:18 PM

Truly a historic year!! A front row seat.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#495 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 23 October 2020 - 04:10 AM

View PostCause, on 22 October 2020 - 01:53 PM, said:

Today I am one year American!



Wow, can't believe it's been that long. What is time?
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#496 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 19 November 2020 - 02:27 AM

Does America have custard? I think thanksgiving needs custard
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#497 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 03 December 2020 - 08:03 PM

Oh my, the McRib is back. First time since 2012.

To make the immersion and transformation into a full blooded 'murican Yank complete, you have to eat one. It's probably one of the worst things you can put in your body, but only doing so one time won't leave a lasting mark. Or will it? Posted Image

Also, I wonder if it could be a coronavirus miracle cure? Has anyone tried yet? Never know.

This post has been edited by Malankazooie: 03 December 2020 - 08:49 PM

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#498 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 03 December 2020 - 09:10 PM

Will try it.

But what about secesechaun sauce?

This post has been edited by Cause: 03 December 2020 - 09:10 PM

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Posted 04 December 2020 - 12:31 AM

They are so disgusting. But somehow also kinda delicious.

But mostly disgusting.
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#500 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 05 December 2020 - 03:28 AM

Why did it go away for so long?
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