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Tiste Simeon 
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Posted 05 July 2022 - 05:25 PM
Say hi to my brother while you're there!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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RealGatekeeper1
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Posted 12 May 2023 - 03:48 AM
Wait. Did Cause ever get into American Porn?
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Tsundoku
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Posted 12 May 2023 - 06:59 AM
Why do you ask?
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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RealGatekeeper1
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Posted 12 May 2023 - 12:40 PM
I just skimmed the posts, I thought the gist was he was trying to move to America to get into porn and needed to know the various American “moves” like Garbage disposal, Toaster Oven, etc. I guess I could’ve been wrong….
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Gorefest
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Posted 13 May 2023 - 08:12 AM
Can you guess the next lottery numbers for me? You're on fire.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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RealGatekeeper1
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Posted 13 May 2023 - 03:28 PM
Sure. I just need your Social Security # and address. To expedite, also your most recent password pattern…
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Cause
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Posted 26 May 2023 - 05:53 PM
I will be having my first US vacation in July. Florida! Feels wierd given all the travelign I do that this is my first US vacation but its true, all my travelling up till now has been bussiness.
Miami and Orlando, perhaps a 3rd city if somethign is suitbale. Any tips or advice for these two cities appreciated. Obviously Disneyworld.
Miami and Orlando, perhaps a 3rd city if somethign is suitbale. Any tips or advice for these two cities appreciated. Obviously Disneyworld.
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amphibian
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Posted 27 May 2023 - 07:42 AM
Cause, on 26 May 2023 - 05:53 PM, said:
I will be having my first US vacation in July. Florida! Feels wierd given all the travelign I do that this is my first US vacation but its true, all my travelling up till now has been bussiness.
Miami and Orlando, perhaps a 3rd city if somethign is suitbale. Any tips or advice for these two cities appreciated. Obviously Disneyworld.
Miami and Orlando, perhaps a 3rd city if somethign is suitbale. Any tips or advice for these two cities appreciated. Obviously Disneyworld.
In Miami, pick a really, really good restaurant to visit or two. There's plenty that are open for lunch or dinner. Dress way up for dinner in a non suit way.
The hotel and restaurant landscape has changed considerably since I was there in 2018. I liked Byblos a bunch and loved Amara et Paraiso. Stayed at a hotel that isn't named what it was (Hotel Pineapple), it was in the downtown area which I do recommend staying at least one night for. If you like going out, go experience the South Beach night life and research where you'd like to go.
The beach part of South Beach is actually nice. If you want a less crowded environment, go earlier and then go eat later.
Be prepared for people flashing money, business, and their bodies in a way that might seem very out of sync with the northeast.
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
