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AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR AKA Thanos Comes to Town

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Posted 30 November 2017 - 08:44 PM

I wonder if The Collector (played by Benicio del Toro) has a role in this? I didn't see him in the trailer, but I know he appeared in one of those during/after credits (for the Thor movie?).

Also, about who could match Thanos to defeat him. What about one of the Watchers? I suppose by their very nature, they wouldn't get involved, in fact I vaguely remember when The Beyonder's presence was first made known, it was the one and only time one of the Watchers had the smallest thought about intervening, but didn't. If one of them did take action though... whoooo doggy!
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Posted 30 November 2017 - 08:54 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 30 November 2017 - 08:44 PM, said:

I wonder if The Collector (played by Benicio del Toro) has a role in this? I didn't see him in the trailer, but I know he appeared in one of those during/after credits (for the Thor movie?).

The Collector was in the post-credits for Thor 2, when Asgard gave the Aether into his care. That was before GotG, and the last we've seen of the Aether; presumably it's still in his possession, meaning there's a good chance he shows up in Infinity War.
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Posted 30 November 2017 - 09:27 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 30 November 2017 - 08:44 PM, said:

Also, about who could match Thanos to defeat him.



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:46 AM

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The thing is that with the exception of the not oft mentioned "wards", all the character's in Eriksons stories are squishy. You could kill Anomander Rake with an unguarded heart stab. You can blow a hole in a dragon with a cusser.

The Marvel Universe doesn't work like that. If you're invulnerable, you're (99,999%) invulnerable. Thanos would be the equivelant of an Armor-plated Jaghut Tyrant on the malazan planet. Special magical weapons, like Dragnipur or Burns Hammer could probably kill him but you have to avoid getting face blasted or telekinetically torn apart before that happens.


Thanos has literally been killed by an unguarded heart stab (well, heart grab) before.


Touche. I haven't read that comic. Who exactly pulled off this feat? (Was it squirrel girl?)
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 10:50 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 30 November 2017 - 08:44 PM, said:

I wonder if The Collector (played by Benicio del Toro) has a role in this? I didn't see him in the trailer, but I know he appeared in one of those during/after credits (for the Thor movie?).

Also, about who could match Thanos to defeat him. What about one of the Watchers? I suppose by their very nature, they wouldn't get involved, in fact I vaguely remember when The Beyonder's presence was first made known, it was the one and only time one of the Watchers had the smallest thought about intervening, but didn't. If one of them did take action though... whoooo doggy!


Wait? When did the watchers become badasses? I thought Utatu was the only surviving watcher as well?
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 11:32 AM

View Postpolishgenius, on 30 November 2017 - 07:04 PM, said:

The thing is though that when they're in a superhero universe they're no longer overpowered, because there's lots of them about. I've never understood that particular criticism of Superman for example, that he's boring because he's powerful. He isn't, on paper, even the most powerful member of the regular Justice League (that's Martian Manhunter, though obviously he's not in the movie version, or the Flash) and there are a few villains who can kick his arse. When he's protected, it's because of plot armour and bad writing, not the scope of his powers as such (Superman should never ever be able to beat Darkseid in a straight arse-kicking contest for example, but it's happened, more than once. Too many writers, including, sadly, the otherwise really good Geoff Johns, currently setting the course of the DCEU, don't really get how to use Darkseid).
Same goes for Thor. Lots of people who can take him- some always, some on a good day.


I don't think its a defence to say there are even more insanely overpowered characters. I enjoy the avengers cartoons. Great fun. Yet here is the thing. We have Hulk and Thor Tier 1, We have Iron man Tier 2 and then we have captain America, black panther etc a distant Tier 3. Then we have Black widow and Hawkeye. What? When I see thor who can bench press over a 100 tons hit the bad guy of the weak and that bad guy shrugs it off its a conceit of the genre to then have hawkeye slap that guy with his bow. The bad guy will shrug it off too but here is the thing. Haweye should know to not even try, he should break both wrists in his hand for even trying. The power scales are too imbalanced when you have characters like superman fighting alongside batman. Now when the writing is good we can deal with this, if the blackwidow/batman are doing their spy and detective thing and we call in Thor/superman to deal with cthulu we can see them each playing their role. The simple truth is that characters like thor are poorly thought out in some ways and are very dependent on their writers.

I remember superman in some DC animated movie or something thanking darkseid for coming to earth because finally superman wouldn't have to worry about holding back. He than kicked darkseids ass up and down metropolis. When every character is god it comes down to writer bias who wins. Or making the absurd happen to justify weaker but popular characters inclusions.

Even in Malazan we saw power creep, retcons and inconsistencies. Are forkrul Assail badasses who wipe out whole armies single handedly and can survive millennia imprisoned under rocks or are they the kind of badass who get their asses kicked by Kenryllah demons. The answer is somehow both and that's when only one author is in charge.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 12:01 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 01 December 2017 - 09:46 AM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 30 November 2017 - 07:04 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 30 November 2017 - 06:26 AM, said:

The thing is that with the exception of the not oft mentioned "wards", all the character's in Eriksons stories are squishy. You could kill Anomander Rake with an unguarded heart stab. You can blow a hole in a dragon with a cusser.

The Marvel Universe doesn't work like that. If you're invulnerable, you're (99,999%) invulnerable. Thanos would be the equivelant of an Armor-plated Jaghut Tyrant on the malazan planet. Special magical weapons, like Dragnipur or Burns Hammer could probably kill him but you have to avoid getting face blasted or telekinetically torn apart before that happens.


Thanos has literally been killed by an unguarded heart stab (well, heart grab) before.


Touche. I haven't read that comic. Who exactly pulled off this feat? (Was it squirrel girl?)


It was Drax.

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At the end of the amazingly good Annihilation crossover event.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 12:40 PM

View PostTattersail_, on 30 November 2017 - 10:01 AM, said:

Thanos looks badass. I want him to show it too. Kill, kill, kill :p


Calm down there, Tatterphile.

It's rated PG, bro. Think of the wife.....the kids....
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 12:41 PM

In seriousness, the slow monologue he gives during the trailer is definitively wicked.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:20 PM

More like underwhelming. Much like his appearance is unimpressive, his voice should sound like boulders grinding against each other during a thunderstorm. It should sound like something so deep and powerful, that your seat vibrates in the cinema when he speaks. Not just some guy monologuing. I don't understand how his appearance or voice got okay'd.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:39 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 01 December 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

his voice should sound like boulders grinding against each other during a thunderstorm. It should sound like something so deep and powerful, that your seat vibrates in the cinema when he speaks.


According to?

Is Thanos heard in audio anywhere but in the existing the movies?

Is this just something you made into head canon and won't accept a substitute for now?
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:48 PM

Go back on the other page and look at his speech bubbles. But I guess you're right, Thanos could sound like anything... However would you want or expect him to sound "normal"? He's a god like alien. I want every aspect of him to ooze power.

But then again, I complained about this similar lack of presence, that the Asgardians have.
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 03:50 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 01 December 2017 - 03:39 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 01 December 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

his voice should sound like boulders grinding against each other during a thunderstorm. It should sound like something so deep and powerful, that your seat vibrates in the cinema when he speaks.


According to?

Is Thanos heard in audio anywhere but in the existing the movies?

Is this just something you made into head canon and won't accept a substitute for now?


How about a posh British accent? Something slow and drawling and superior - like Humphrey from Yes Minister? More interesting IMO
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:15 PM

View PostAlternative Goose, on 01 December 2017 - 03:48 PM, said:

Go back on the other page and look at his speech bubbles. But I guess you're right, Thanos could sound like anything... However would you want or expect him to sound "normal"? He's a god like alien. I want every aspect of him to ooze power.

But then again, I complained about this similar lack of presence, that the Asgardians have.


I care little as long as the performance is solid.

But for reference, I mean, look at what happens with Oscar Isaac's Apocalypse in Xmen...they gave his voice this big, grinding, gravelly affectation and it was bloody awful.


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View PostQuickTidal, on 01 December 2017 - 03:39 PM, said:

View PostAlternative Goose, on 01 December 2017 - 03:20 PM, said:

his voice should sound like boulders grinding against each other during a thunderstorm. It should sound like something so deep and powerful, that your seat vibrates in the cinema when he speaks.


According to?

Is Thanos heard in audio anywhere but in the existing the movies?

Is this just something you made into head canon and won't accept a substitute for now?


How about a posh British accent? Something slow and drawling and superior - like Humphrey from Yes Minister? More interesting IMO


What, like the brainy Gremlin from Gremlins 2?
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 04:15 PM

Peewee Herman would be ideal
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 05:28 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 01 December 2017 - 03:39 PM, said:

Is Thanos heard in audio anywhere but in the existing the movies?



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Posted 01 December 2017 - 05:52 PM

View PostBriar King, on 01 December 2017 - 05:38 PM, said:

I’m not sure what that is but I cut it off at 2:32 lol Surfer was cool though.

Super Hero Squad, a kids' cartoon featuring super-deformed versions of tons of Marvel characters. It ran for a couple of seasons, and was pretty funny/clever. My kids were pretty into it for a year or three.
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Posted 01 December 2017 - 10:13 PM

I just want the dialogue to be clearly audible. I'm sick and tired of movies that have effects that shatter my eardrums (even on TV) and then you can't hear the goddamn dialogue because it's too quiet or overwhelmed by the effects.

Get it right - it can't be that difficult.

Yes, I could use the subtitle function at home (or go to one of those cinema sessions for the deaf), but I shouldn't have to.
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Posted 02 December 2017 - 12:05 AM

I hate to sound like an old man and agree.

They have sound techs, their job is to manage the sound.
We get it, splosions, car chases and shit need loud dramatic music.
But don't make that the baseline for your sound, on the quiet parts, turn the fucking dialogue up.
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Posted 02 December 2017 - 01:28 AM

Amen.


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