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What ever happened to Illuyankas?

#41 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 12:33 AM

I am the one and only, Cause old chap!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#42 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:19 PM

Are you brothers? An evil twin? An Illy from another dimension?

Why do you both have chicken themes Avatars?
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#43 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:19 PM

Are you brothers? An evil twin? An Illy from another dimension?

Why do you both have chicken themes Avatars?
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#44 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 02:25 PM

View PostCause, on 17 May 2017 - 02:19 PM, said:

Are you brothers? An evil twin? An Illy from another dimension?

Why do you both have chicken themes Avatars?

Not brothers or anything like that. I'm just a fan of the legend. Posted Image
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#45 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 03:08 PM

Identify yourself Sir!

I believe we are friends on Facebook based on what you said about two and half men?
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#46 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 08:41 PM

View PostCause, on 19 May 2017 - 03:08 PM, said:

Identify yourself Sir!

I believe we are friends on Facebook based on what you said about two and half men?
I pulled the Two and a Half Men info from here. Click on your avatar and you can find it there. I don't have you on Facebook (I don't know your name IRL). Disappointing and boring I know, but there's nothing more to this "mystery", sorry. Posted Image
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#47 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 17 November 2017 - 09:20 PM

Okay, need an update. It's been like two months and no activity by Illy. Where art thou, fair Cock?

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We need a hero to set these fools right.

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Posted 17 November 2017 - 09:41 PM

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 01:20 AM

Come home for Christmas. Please.
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Posted 23 December 2017 - 04:02 PM

Everybody wants a Cock for Christmas.

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 06:30 PM

Christmas is coming. I know what I'm wishing for. *eyelashflutters *teehee *ohyou *shy

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Posted 15 November 2018 - 03:43 AM

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#53 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 January 2019 - 11:35 AM

Thank you for keeping the dream alive
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#54 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 24 January 2019 - 12:22 PM

suddenly, a wild hate filled chicken appears!
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Posted 24 January 2019 - 12:45 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 24 January 2019 - 11:35 AM, said:

Thank you for keeping the dream alive


How do we know its you?
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#56 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 January 2019 - 12:56 PM

Such a poultry attempt at pretending I'm an imposter, I mean really.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 24 January 2019 - 01:53 PM

Welcome comb! Posted Image
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Posted 25 January 2019 - 07:46 AM

Woah it’s illy
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Posted 25 January 2019 - 08:23 AM

More like

Illy wank ass

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 09:29 AM

I clucked.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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