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What ever happened to Illuyankas?

#1 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 21 January 2017 - 05:14 PM

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Posted 21 January 2017 - 05:18 PM

The chicken of hate gave in to love. Couldn't live with himself anymore.
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 07:02 PM

Is Malazankazooie actually Illiyankas? Has anyone seen Kazooie go off on any particularly long foul mouthed rants lately?
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 07:27 PM

Malankazoowoss' join date suggests Illy should not have made a particularly big impression. I smell a rat. OR Illys posts REALLY make an impression on newcomers.



It's the penis accident, isn't it?
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 07:56 PM

No, I'm not a newcomer nor am I Illy. I was on as early as 2010, but got in a tiff with one of the regulars and quit the board for a year. I started reading Blood and Bone and wanted to get back into the swing of the forum to read the thread devoted to that book but I forgot all my login credentials so I created a new account.

I always liked Illy's style. He really could tear into those who deserved a good reprimand. I believe he has the most rep by a long shot too. No one else on this forum comes close, I think. And no one else has left the impression he has. I think most agree, right? I hope he is okay.
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 08:02 PM

Getting into tiffs rules.
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 08:10 PM

It was the penis accident wasn't it?



Who did you used to be? And who did you fight with? Spill. Spill. Spill :( Welcome back.

Edit to add that I think a woman is involved in Illy's disappearance. Same as RodeoRanch. We've all heard the phrase "Bitches before forums" right?

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 21 January 2017 - 08:12 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 08:32 PM

Chicks before Chickens?!?!
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 09:28 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 21 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

It was the penis accident wasn't it?



Who did you used to be? And who did you fight with? Spill. Spill. Spill :( Welcome back.

Edit to add that I think a woman is involved in Illy's disappearance. Same as RodeoRanch. We've all heard the phrase "Bitches before forums" right?

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Anyway, I got to thinking about Illy when going through the USA Politics thread. I would be interested to see his take on the events of late. And boy, I know he would have tore into a few of the posts that have landed there of late. Posted Image
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 09:50 PM

Yah I miss him.
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 10:26 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 21 January 2017 - 09:28 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 21 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

It was the penis accident wasn't it?



Who did you used to be? And who did you fight with? Spill. Spill. Spill :( Welcome back.

Edit to add that I think a woman is involved in Illy's disappearance. Same as RodeoRanch. We've all heard the phrase "Bitches before forums" right?

Buy me a few drinks and I'll tell you my life's story.Posted Image But it's probably best to leave the past in the past.


I think the appropriate word here is "Chicken". Unless it was a row with me and then it's "Let sleeping dogs lie".
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Posted 21 January 2017 - 11:02 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 21 January 2017 - 10:26 PM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 21 January 2017 - 09:28 PM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 21 January 2017 - 08:10 PM, said:

It was the penis accident wasn't it?



Who did you used to be? And who did you fight with? Spill. Spill. Spill :( Welcome back.

Edit to add that I think a woman is involved in Illy's disappearance. Same as RodeoRanch. We've all heard the phrase "Bitches before forums" right?

Buy me a few drinks and I'll tell you my life's story.Posted Image But it's probably best to leave the past in the past.


I think the appropriate word here is "Chicken". Unless it was a row with me and then it's "Let sleeping dogs lie".

ha ha ha.... "row", god damn that is British.

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Posted 21 January 2017 - 11:10 PM

That narrows down that you aren't British. So I'm guessing you're American.

So an American that went quiet in 2010 after ROWING with a regular.....

Hmmmmmm. Were you friends with that lady that was a foot doctor?
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 06:34 AM

Stop looking at me I didn't reabsorb him and/or consume his thinkymeatz... ew, do you know where those things have been?
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 08:10 AM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 21 January 2017 - 11:10 PM, said:

That narrows down that you aren't British. So I'm guessing you're American.

So an American that went quiet in 2010 after ROWING with a regular.....

Hmmmmmm. Were you friends with that lady that was a foot doctor?


Half the forum was friends with Tehol. I dont think that'd narrow it down much...
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 10:26 AM

View PostMentalist, on 22 January 2017 - 08:10 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 21 January 2017 - 11:10 PM, said:

That narrows down that you aren't British. So I'm guessing you're American.

So an American that went quiet in 2010 after ROWING with a regular.....

Hmmmmmm. Were you friends with that lady that was a foot doctor?


Half the forum was friends with Tehol. I dont think that'd narrow it down much...


It would narrow it down by about half I reckon.
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 11:08 AM

Pathos?
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 11:21 AM

Haroos?
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 03:44 PM

Larl?

Also Illy is always posting on Facebook so he's definitely not dead.
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 04:07 PM

I see him playing on Steam once in a while when I log on.
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