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What ever happened to Illuyankas?

#61 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 09:29 AM

I clucked.
She went and she left me like litter. She took all future summers with her. I lost all my money cuz I tried to bribe her. Now I can only afford an amateur sniper.
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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:21 AM

We thought your long absence was due to fowl play.

https://www.youtube....h?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:26 AM

Malankazooie totally trying to play it cool as his hero returns.

Illy - hope you are well! Great to see you.
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#64 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 08:30 PM

Things are good! Tomorrow I am wearing one of those inflatable T-rex costumes for my niece's sixth birthday, and as everyone knows dinosaurs are just primative chickens
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 25 January 2019 - 08:36 PM

We all know chickens are fallen dinosaurs
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#66 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 25 January 2019 - 10:40 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 25 January 2019 - 08:30 PM, said:

Things are good! Tomorrow I am wearing one of those inflatable T-rex costumes for my niece's sixth birthday, and as everyone knows dinosaurs are just primative chickens

If your T-Rex gig goes south and leaves egg on your face, maybe you can hatch a plan for an early exit.
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#67 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 20 July 2019 - 06:25 PM

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#68 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 21 July 2019 - 07:26 PM

I definitely appreciate chicken memes making their home here
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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#69 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 22 July 2019 - 11:36 PM

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Posted 29 July 2019 - 02:49 PM

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Posted 05 August 2019 - 09:56 PM

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#72 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 19 August 2019 - 03:37 PM

Oh hi! What have been up to?

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Posted 09 September 2019 - 07:59 PM

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[quote] "there's only one chlorinated chicken that I can see in this house, and he's on that bench."

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#74 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 17 September 2019 - 02:11 AM

Oh hi! Big day tomorrow?

Don't kiss your chickens, the CDC says. Please don't

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Posted 23 September 2019 - 06:59 PM

Oh hi! Got any projects for the autumn season?

This chicken has black bones, organs, and meat: Here's why

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#76 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 03 October 2019 - 04:46 PM

Oh hi! Have you been losing weight?

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Posted 29 October 2019 - 08:43 PM

Oh hi! You kids playing nice? Don't make me turn the car around.

Mopsy the hen penned 'Miss Fancy Feathers' as she vies for top spot in Purina contest


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Posted 11 November 2019 - 09:23 PM

Oh hi! How are you feeling? You have a good weekend?

A New Zealand man accidentally bought 1,000 chickens online for $0.96

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