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What ever happened to Illuyankas?

#21 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 22 January 2017 - 04:23 PM

He's alive for sure.
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 04:38 PM

The last text I got from him, He said these guys were following him.

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Posted 22 January 2017 - 05:26 PM

LooseCannon?
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 22 January 2017 - 05:58 PM

View PostBubba, on 22 January 2017 - 04:38 PM, said:

The last text I got from him, He said these guys were following him.

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Colonel Sanders?

Edit: spelling.

This post has been edited by Solidsnape: 22 January 2017 - 05:58 PM

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Posted 22 January 2017 - 08:47 PM

Wait, you don't think he's...gone legit, don't you?

Oh, and Abyss? Just because you didn't reabsorb him doesn't mean you didn't eat him, you cannibal!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 03:23 AM

A rare Illuyankas sighting.

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Posted 29 April 2017 - 03:51 PM

I love that guy! I hope he comes back someday.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 03:59 PM

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Posted 29 April 2017 - 04:57 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 April 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

I love that guy! I hope he comes back someday.


🤔
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 05:53 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 29 April 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:

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Whatever that is (a goose? duck?) it needs to stop creepily staring at me in a sexual way.

Also: Hi Illy! :clap:
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:09 PM

I don't know, H. That's a mighty handsome bird.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:26 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 29 April 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

I love that guy! I hope he comes back someday.

Nah it's better without him tbh.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:27 PM

It's just so creepy.

Matches with you well, though.
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#34 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 29 April 2017 - 06:42 PM

You'll get yours, Tasty Samson!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 07:37 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 29 April 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:

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I cant stop looking at this picture.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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Posted 29 April 2017 - 07:53 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 29 April 2017 - 07:37 PM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 29 April 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:

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I cant stop looking at this picture.


And it can't stop looking at you!
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 01:27 PM

Illy!!!!!!!!!!!! Youre very alive!!!!! Hugs!

What happened? Was it that old forumeme I jury flanging up again?!!!

GlD to see you back and pictures of snexy duck duck swan

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#38 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 04:23 PM

Hahaha, thanks for the reminder of my crippling wound and it's good to be back! Glad you're definitely having a good time, suspiciously sultry swans or not
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isnít me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like heís me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. Whatís in your hand, back at me. I have it, itís an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. Iím on a quorl.
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Posted 01 May 2017 - 06:06 PM

It's you!
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Posted 16 May 2017 - 03:48 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 29 April 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:

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I thought you were Illy!

Im not sure I still don't! Can you prove your you?
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