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Man. I really think you've all gone pasture best now. I've herd enough. And in defense of dragoncows, at least they can flamegrill their own ribs. Although I would prefer it if they had claws instead of hooves, but of course they lack toes. At least they have some striking calf muscles.
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Posted 17 December 2021 - 12:33 PM
Dude, too cheesy...
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Posted 17 December 2021 - 12:45 PM
Gorefest, on 17 December 2021 - 10:20 AM, said:
Man. I really think you've all gone pasture best now. I've herd enough. And in defense of dragoncows, at least they can flamegrill their own ribs. Although I would prefer it if they had claws instead of hooves, but of course they lack toes. At least they have some striking calf muscles.
Too brazen with the fetishes there my guy. Can't bull them around like that.
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Posted 17 December 2021 - 05:04 PM
Gorefest, on 17 December 2021 - 10:20 AM, said:
... in defense of dragoncows, at least they can flamegrill their own ribs. ....
GENIUS!
...but how do they marinate first?
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Posted 18 December 2021 - 08:35 AM
IN THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES
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Posted 18 December 2021 - 08:35 AM
I'm sorry, what?
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Posted 20 December 2021 - 08:44 AM
James you broke the pun chain, how could you, you monster, is this how you honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
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Posted 20 December 2021 - 09:10 AM
jAmEs, YoU bUtChErEd ThE cHaInEd DrAgOnCoW, hOw MoOoOoOoOd YoU, yOu MoOoStEr, Is ThIs CoW yOu HoNoUr ThE sIxTh BaRn AnD tHe HeRd UnMoOoOoOd
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Posted 20 December 2021 - 12:53 PM
That's moore like it.
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Posted 26 January 2022 - 10:08 AM
I feel like if Rothfuss cut approximately 40% of Wise Man's Fear, it would not effect the story in the slightest...
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Posted 26 January 2022 - 12:54 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 26 January 2022 - 10:08 AM, said:
I feel like if Rothfuss cut approximately 40% of Wise Man's Fear, it would not effect the story in the slightest...
You fool! How else would Kvothe know exactly how much coin he had then? Checkmate atheists.
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Posted 26 January 2022 - 01:32 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 26 January 2022 - 10:08 AM, said:
I feel like if Rothfuss cut approximately 40% of Wise Man's Fear, it would not effect the story in the slightest...
You're not wrong! Also fill some of that gap with stuff about the villain or something else to drive the story forward.
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Posted 26 January 2022 - 02:48 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 26 January 2022 - 10:08 AM, said:
I feel like if Rothfuss cut approximately 40% of Wise Man's Fear, it would not effect the story in the slightest...
And this is exactly why he cut out 100% of Doors of Stone
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Posted 26 January 2022 - 04:14 PM
Like, so much of this story is utterly pointless and that's before the coin counting! I suppose he might argue that it's developing the character but he's not a clever or subtle enough author to do that properly.
Or maybe he is because I want to carry on regardless of being annoyed a lot of the time.
Looking forward to the crazy demon sexy time tbh
Or maybe he is because I want to carry on regardless of being annoyed a lot of the time.
Looking forward to the crazy demon sexy time tbh
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Posted 26 January 2022 - 04:56 PM
Elf sexytime
no demons, just dragoncows
no demons, just dragoncows
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Posted 26 January 2022 - 07:32 PM
Clearly The Doors of Stone represent the last shreds of Kvothe's sexual repression.
The shadow-body is a becoming-orifice.
Behind the door, all the monsters and villains (and more) are waiting for the resolution through the love ofSexJesus Kvothe....
The shadow-body is a becoming-orifice.
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Posted 28 January 2022 - 05:09 PM
Well I've reached the fairy sex goddess and I dunno what you guys were on about, I was rocking a semi the whole time!
KIDDING that was really awkward I love how neckbeard Kvothe is suddenly uber-chad who can out-sex a legendary magical seductress without trying too hard and then break the spell because he didn't want to be raped. Rothfuss really likes describing curves of the throat and he's also fallen into the "men writing women" trap of giving breasts personalities.
Overall good awkward fun haha
KIDDING that was really awkward I love how neckbeard Kvothe is suddenly uber-chad who can out-sex a legendary magical seductress without trying too hard and then break the spell because he didn't want to be raped. Rothfuss really likes describing curves of the throat and he's also fallen into the "men writing women" trap of giving breasts personalities.
Overall good awkward fun haha
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