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So, let's talk about sex I'm having a crisis of thought...

#421 Abyss

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 04:43 PM

QuickTidal, on 28 September 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:

Alternative Goose, on 28 September 2017 - 10:02 AM, said:

Playboy was never really a thing here in Denmark. We had our own nudy mags and German 70s porn on late night tv.

Which is better than what we had to do here, which was try to watch scrambled PPV porn channels in the hopes of seeing a boob or two.

Quebec had Bleu Nuit.

Je me souviens.

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#422 QuickTidal

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 05:33 PM

Abyss, on 28 September 2017 - 04:43 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 28 September 2017 - 03:59 PM, said:

Alternative Goose, on 28 September 2017 - 10:02 AM, said:

Playboy was never really a thing here in Denmark. We had our own nudy mags and German 70s porn on late night tv.

Which is better than what we had to do here, which was try to watch scrambled PPV porn channels in the hopes of seeing a boob or two.

Quebec had Bleu Nuit.

Je me souviens.

We had late night blue movies on City TV too...but they were always weird AF.

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#423 EmperorMagus

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 05:43 PM

Are you guys really nostalgic for scarcity of porn???

Weirdos

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 07:40 PM

EmperorMagus, on 28 September 2017 - 05:43 PM, said:

Are you guys really nostalgic for scarcity of porn???

Weirdos

Hey man it required effort!

Try hiding a videotape when you live with parents and siblings.

Try using a toploading vhs videoplayer... quietly! And getting the thing to stop, eject the tape and give you time to hide the damn thing when you hear a car pull into the driveway...

Try acquiring said tapes when you can't buy them anywhere, and anything easy to find is not usually worth it.

Try acquiring magazines when they're on a top shelf, you can't buy them, and their content is nothing like the stuff available across the rest of Europe at the time (that one I got in Rome on a family holiday and hid in my case was a revelation!)

You had to be inventive back then.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#425 worry

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 07:50 PM

It's all the same thing. Dudes get nostalgic about their earliest masturbatory subjects, regardless.

Who knows if women do? It's a mystery, and since none of us know any, we'll never find out.

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#426 Nevyn

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 08:51 PM

EmperorMagus, on 28 September 2017 - 05:43 PM, said:

Are you guys really nostalgic for scarcity of porn???

Weirdos

It built character

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#427 Puck

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 08:53 PM

There used be a channel here that would run lesbian soft porn starting at midnight. It was quite a challenge to keep the TV quiet enough to not wake anyone, though admittedly, the dialogue was barely worth it. For science, I swear.

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#428 Slow Ben

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 08:59 PM

Yep, I remember laying in bed watching Cinemax at 2 AM, with one hand on the remote so i could hit recall as fast as fucking possible.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 29 September 2017 - 12:47 PM

Slow Ben, on 28 September 2017 - 08:59 PM, said:

Yep, I remember laying in bed watching Cinemax at 2 AM, with one hand on the remote so i could hit recall as fast as fucking possible.

Oh skinmax.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 29 September 2017 - 06:24 PM

#431 Macros

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 01:48 PM

Conan calling anyone a creep is certainly odd.
He has to be the creepiest sleaziest talk show host about. Every time he interviews a woman it's makes me ill.

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#432 Malankazooie

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 05:16 PM

Sounds serious. Better go see a doctor about that.

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 07:49 PM

Macros, on 30 September 2017 - 01:48 PM, said:

Conan calling anyone a creep is certainly odd.
He has to be the creepiest sleaziest talk show host about. Every time he interviews a woman it's makes me ill.

OMG yes! He was so popular, I thought I was the only one who thought this way. There was always something about him that made me feel uneasy. Just something I couldn't quite explain that made me feel like I should not trust him any farther than I could throw him and I should never be in the same room alone with him.

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 08:32 PM

Conan is a ginger. Gingers seem to have that affect on people. If it was Chris Hemsworth or Jason Mamoa doing it, it would be widely accepted. In fact, look at some of Jason Mamoa's past IG posts about his role on GoT. It goes beyond being creepy and crosses the border to being rapey, but everyone loves him and his posts regardless. So yeah, I'll take Conan's harmless flirting any day.

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 02:07 AM

I have always thought that he would make an excellent Twilight vampire

#436 Malankazooie

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 03:31 AM

#PuberMe < < < < Google it. It's the latest "ice bucket challenge" doodad. Post your own awkward pic of when you were going through puberty and donate aid to Pureto Rico.

Here's Conan's. That sexy freckled ginger. I'd love for him to grrrrrowl at me any time. I'd take as a compliment, not creepy. Hey guys, lets celebrate and congratulate, not hate, kay?

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#437 Una

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 05:18 AM

Nah. Got nothing against gingers.

It's that combination of smugness and meanness that comes across whenever he talks. That's the best I can describe it. It tips off that warning signal that makes me want to stay far far away.

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 05:45 AM

Smugness and meanmess? Conan couldn't be further away from those descriptions. Maybe awkward and goofy and unrefined . . .Did you watch the Israel episode when he did segments from both the Israeli side and Palestinian side of the complication there? No, Conan is neither smug or mean. He's a goofy ginger. And people don't like someone like that harmlessly flirting with women. He's married and has children by the way.

#439 Macros

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 10:23 AM

Nothing to do with ginger.
I have no idea who Chris mamoa is.

Conan comes across as a throwback to the 60s in his sleazy/awkward flirting with female guests, it's cringe worthy and makes me uncomfortable watching him try to 'compliment' an attractive guest compared to other talk show hosts, like Kimmel or someone

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 03:27 PM

Don't know about 60s, I'm not my dad so don't know about that. Naw, it's cute and endearing, and the ladies find his awkwardness and clumsy attempts at flirting sexy AF. Consey is the man, end of story