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So, let's talk about sex I'm having a crisis of thought...

#81 Primateus

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 05:15 PM

Yeah...my relationship with her is anything at all like that, but okay. It IS pretty damn funny though and I did have that kind of relationship with another girl one time, though that is many a year ago now. Jesus fucking christ she messed me up good and proper.

What's making it worse is that I couldn't see it myself, it had to be pointed out to me (and beaten into my head) before I accepted that that was how it was and it was never going to change.

Needless to say I am no longer talking with that lady.

This post has been edited by Primateus: 16 November 2012 - 05:19 PM

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#82 Macros

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 12:57 PM

worrywort, on 16 November 2012 - 06:10 AM, said:

Too many jokes, this is the Discussion Forum, please incinerate all jokes BEFORE you enter her.

fixed for discussion relevance

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#83 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 01:36 PM

Only just caught up with this. Good job Prim! You can now replace the first Salt'N'Pepa song with this one:

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
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#84 RodeoRanch

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 12:24 AM

Banff was good. Rawr.

#85 Primateus

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Posted 23 November 2012 - 10:07 AM

But no, that would make me unable to participate in a thread I started myself.

Awww, that is just rock-bottom for me....WAAAAAAAAA :crybaby:AAAAAHHHHHH

other than that though....

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

#86 Illuyankas

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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:07 AM

If it happens more than once while drunk or at all when sober, you've either got to marry her or fight the brother with swords on a tightrope over an active volcano caldera. Sorry, dem's the rules and all.

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#87 Morgoth

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 06:15 PM

Tried that stuff out as a teenager. Not my finest hour.

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#88 Coco with marshmallows

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 06:27 PM

Morgoth, on 04 December 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

Tried that stuff out as a teenager. Not my finest hour.

what, the fighting on a tightrope over a volcano?

meh. Link was dead :(

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 07:25 PM

Briar King, on 24 November 2012 - 03:55 AM, said:

So how taboo is it to go for one of your best friends sister?

Once you've known the guy for longer than 24hrs, his sister is Off Limits.

I've seen friendships end hideously badly when this Rule is broken. And some of those instances were NOT on tv.

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#90 Vengeance

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 08:07 PM

Briar King, on 24 November 2012 - 03:55 AM, said:

So how taboo is it to go for one of your best friends sister?

Either you marry her or your best friend gets to kick you in the nuts every day for a year. If you get divorced he gets to kick you in the nuts once for every day that you date twice for every day that you remained married. You don't want to know what happens if you have kids and then get divorced.

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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#91 Kanese S's

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:12 PM

Vengeance, on 04 December 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

Briar King, on 24 November 2012 - 03:55 AM, said:

So how taboo is it to go for one of your best friends sister?

Pretty much. If you go out with your best friend's sibling, assuming that they're close, you have to be pretty much the sweetest partner ever to him/her and work well together.

I mean, if you pull it off, everything's good, and you become part of your best friend's family and stuff. But if it doesn't work? Oh man.

Laseen did nothing wrong.

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#92 worry

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 10:32 PM

If his sister is just his sister, go for it. If his sister is also his mother, then you have multiple things to consider before you proceed.

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#93 Obdigore

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 04:12 AM

Briar King, on 07 December 2012 - 02:18 AM, said:

I don't think I'm gonna ever let happen honestly but I know for a fact that our other good friend did do it. He showed me pics on his phone. The brother doesn't know bout that... But damn she is hottttttttt!

That's nice? I mean it's pretty sleazy to show your friends naked pictures of girls you fucked.

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#94 Sindriss

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 04:22 AM

Well, he didnt state naked. Maybe it is just bikini photoes or similar.

So what is the verdict of kissing your sisters friends? Completely acceptable or a no-go ?

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#95 Obdigore

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Posted 07 December 2012 - 04:50 AM

Sindriss, on 07 December 2012 - 04:22 AM, said:

Well, he didnt state naked. Maybe it is just bikini photoes or similar.

So what is the verdict of kissing your sisters friends? Completely acceptable or a no-go ?

Obdi says: Good to Go (assuming everyone involved is of proper age).

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