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So, let's talk about sex I'm having a crisis of thought...

#621 Primateus

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Posted 02 September 2018 - 02:30 PM

Tsundoku, on 02 September 2018 - 01:08 AM, said:

If someone found that funny, would that make them a terrible person?

Hypothetically speaking. Asking for a friend.

Yes, hypothetically speaking.

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Posted 03 September 2018 - 01:19 AM

All joking aside, I hope your test comes back w/ nothing wrong and you breathe a big sigh of relief.

No joking aside, it'd be rad if you caught something where every time you climax from now on, a little flag that says BANG! pops out.

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Posted 03 September 2018 - 02:11 AM

Completely unrelated to current topic, but..

A friend of mine was going to get a vasectomy, I told him that after the operation all that comes out is a little puff of air.....

MAN he was pissed at me after talking to his Dr.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

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Posted 03 September 2018 - 02:13 AM

It's like that thing the optometrist uses.

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Posted 03 September 2018 - 05:47 PM

worry, on 03 September 2018 - 02:13 AM, said:

It's like that thing the optometrist uses.

Thats exactly the sound i used whilst describing it to him.

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Posted 03 September 2018 - 07:14 PM

Slow Ben, on 03 September 2018 - 02:11 AM, said:

This is an epic prank

Your friend worries me though

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Posted 19 March 2019 - 07:33 PM

Briar King, on 19 March 2019 - 07:16 PM, said:

Ok so is it just me or do other people think that there is just something completely strange to have sex over your own state line? Been doing this for 23 years so sex is sex or should be sex is sex but still anytime I do this I'm like "hmm" afterwards. Texas!

Maybe it's because you just feel more comfortable at home? I think for most people, if they're not comfortable when they have sex, the sex is just...not as good perhaps?

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 02:32 AM

Briar King, on 19 March 2019 - 07:16 PM, said:

Maybe this is just me being sleepy, but BK are you saying that you have sex literally on top of the state boundary line? Isn't that illegal?

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 04:15 AM

Andorion, on 20 March 2019 - 02:32 AM, said:

Briar King, on 19 March 2019 - 07:16 PM, said:

Maybe this is just me being sleepy, but BK are you saying that you have sex literally on top of the state boundary line? Isn't that illegal?

Do you think anyone's ever had a foursome at the Four Corners Monument, with each person standing in a different state?

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 05:15 AM

D, on 20 March 2019 - 04:15 AM, said:

Andorion, on 20 March 2019 - 02:32 AM, said:

Briar King, on 19 March 2019 - 07:16 PM, said:

Maybe this is just me being sleepy, but BK are you saying that you have sex literally on top of the state boundary line? Isn't that illegal?

Do you think anyone's ever had a foursome at the Four Corners Monument, with each person standing in a different state?

That's a life goal right there.

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 06:40 AM

What happens in Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico stays in Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico.

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 07:47 AM

Nah that will be on the internet somewhere, surely.

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Posted 28 March 2019 - 11:42 PM

Briar King, on 28 March 2019 - 10:24 PM, said:

Viagra is so fucking cool!

Congratulations

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#634 Macros

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 06:12 AM

Congratulations you need Viagra I guess?

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#635 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 08:55 AM

worry, on 20 March 2019 - 06:40 AM, said:

What happens in Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico stays in Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico.

Certainly puts the "postcode theory" to the test.

Briar King, on 29 March 2019 - 07:41 AM, said:

Will explain in am when not blitzed in bed.

And - one hopes - sufficiently ... "relaxed".

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 04:14 PM

BK you maintain a strange, strange existence.

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 04:27 PM

Briar King, on 29 March 2019 - 03:55 PM, said:

Story time don’t think I need to tag this. It’s not 10 yrs ago BK or anything. So I became determined to talk to my GP after the house got more crowded back in December and we began to have to take drives, but sometimes either my legs would be hurting to bad bending this or that way or someone would pull up next to us so I’d have to stop and wait sometimes 4 to 5 times(some could be lonnggg waits if they are yapping on phone or waiting on someone themselves) some drives which began to take its toll on me especially if I was hurting I couldn’t just get ready right away after those multi pauses. So when my January appointment came I explained all that to him.

Been awesome ever since. Don’t be embarrassed to talk to your dr.

I have read this passage three times and I still don't understand what it's about...?

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 04:50 PM

Briar King, on 29 March 2019 - 03:55 PM, said:

Story time don't think I need to tag this. It's not 10 yrs ago BK or anything. So I became determined to talk to my GP after the house got more crowded back in December and we began to have to take drives, but sometimes either my legs would be hurting to bad bending this or that way or someone would pull up next to us so I'd have to stop and wait sometimes 4 to 5 times(some could be lonnggg waits if they are yapping on phone or waiting on someone themselves) some drives which began to take its toll on me especially if I was hurting I couldn't just get ready right away after those multi pauses. So when my January appointment came I explained all that to him.

Been awesome ever since. Don't be embarrassed to talk to your dr.

Take drives for sex you're talking about. Dogging? Or just going somewhere private to shag? I thought you were middle aged but you seem younger, has a sibling moved back in with you or something?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 05:00 PM

QuickTidal, on 29 March 2019 - 04:27 PM, said:

Briar King, on 29 March 2019 - 03:55 PM, said:

I have read this passage three times and I still don't understand what it's about...?

Yeah, I have to agree, I don't get it either. There's something about legs bending, but viagra is for not bending penise...penii...penises...? Right?

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 05:08 PM

I think he's saying that he would have sex in the car, except people would pull up next to him. He'd have to stop having sex during those times, which would cause a loss of arousal, and then it was difficult to get re-aroused after the stranger had driven away.

I dunno, that sounds like a normal libido state to me. I lose arousal when I'm having sex and strangers are talking on cell phones next to me too. Doesn't seem like something I need Viagra for...