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The Beard Thread For beard lovers everywhere

#61 Shiara

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:28 AM

Wolfy, on 25 July 2011 - 01:12 AM, said:

I did shave this week, so the chin tickler is being reborn!

You did or you didn't?

*casting the shaved knuckle*

#62 Darkwatch

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:31 AM

Threatening to break up due to a beard? Not the kind of person I'd want to date.

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You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#63 Wolfy

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 06:16 AM

Shiara, on 25 July 2011 - 03:28 AM, said:

Wolfy, on 25 July 2011 - 01:12 AM, said:

I did shave this week, so the chin tickler is being reborn!

You did or you didn't?

*Didn't

Post corrected, ninja posting at work typing failure sorry.

#64 Tapper

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 06:57 AM

Darkwatch, on 24 July 2011 - 08:36 PM, said:

I had to fend off an assassination plot against the beard last night.

Would giving in have gotten you laid?

- Tapper, pretty much clean shaven.

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#65 Tsundoku

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 08:12 AM

I have to shave every weekday for work, dammit. I generally let it go on the weekends, but the silver is starting to come through in force around the top of the chin. <_<

I had a pretty evil goatee back in the day though.

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#66 Shiara

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 11:35 AM

Bring back the goatee!!

*casting the shaved knuckle*

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 11:42 AM

Tapper, on 25 July 2011 - 06:57 AM, said:

- Tapper, pretty much clean shaven.

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#68 Darkwatch

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 11:56 AM

Tapper, on 25 July 2011 - 06:57 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on 24 July 2011 - 08:36 PM, said:

I had to fend off an assassination plot against the beard last night.

Would giving in have gotten you laid?

Nope.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#69 Tapper

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 11:57 AM

Darkwatch, on 25 July 2011 - 11:56 AM, said:

Tapper, on 25 July 2011 - 06:57 AM, said:

Darkwatch, on 24 July 2011 - 08:36 PM, said:

I had to fend off an assassination plot against the beard last night.

Would giving in have gotten you laid?

Nope.

Good thing you kept it, then.

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#70 tiam

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:46 PM

My beard goess alarmingly ginger when I dont shave for a month (uni + laziness). It was good to have having beard but it was thick around the bottom but wispy near the cheek area. Wasnt manly enough so I go for lazy stubble now.

#71 rhulad

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 04:11 PM

Pennyapt, on 16 July 2011 - 01:10 PM, said:

rhulad, on 15 July 2011 - 10:08 PM, said:

I want a beard but I don't think that I can grow one...

I've heard from reputable sources that smearing manure on your face well help stimulate beard growth. If you have problems acquiring manure I am sure human faeces works just as well. Food for thought.

I'll give that a try and let you know how it goes...

#72 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 04:17 PM

please post pics of your experiment...for posterity and such.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#73 Wolfy

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Posted 27 July 2011 - 01:07 AM

Signs your beard is progressing, the boss jokingly asks if I need them to pick me up some razors from the shops <_<

I am undecided what style of beard to go this time.. help me with suggestions oh beard thread.

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#74 Gwynn ap Nudd

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Posted 27 July 2011 - 02:16 AM

I suggest you grow this:

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#75 Satan

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Posted 27 July 2011 - 10:46 AM

I gave the hairy patch on my chest a trim yesterday. And it itched like you wouldn't believe. I couldn't wear a t-shirt without scratching myself to blood. So today I figured I'd solve all that by just shaving the whole thing off, so now I feel like someone's replaced my skin with week old death. It's clammy and sticks to my shirt.

The moral of this story? Hair is good. Don't shave. Anywhere. Ever.

Alternatively, the moral is to give me a job, or something else that occupies my time. Anything that keeps me from boredom and the need to do something new and "exciting" in my life.

I have no idea why I posted this here...

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#76 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 27 July 2011 - 02:47 PM

You shaved your chest?! U MAD?

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