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The Beard Thread For beard lovers everywhere

#81 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 01:47 PM

Back hair is never sexy

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
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#82 Tapper

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 02:11 PM

Regarding the weird beards one page back: that's a crash-course in how to estrange your family from you .
On a more serious note, I predict the jobs of these gentlemen are either driving horse carriages or opening hotel doors.

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#83 Sheve

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Posted 28 July 2011 - 04:05 PM

To all bearded men everywhere!

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=RmFnarFSj_U

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 06:03 AM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 27 July 2011 - 02:47 PM, said:

You shaved your chest?! U MAD?

No, just bored. And there wasn't anyone there to stop me, so that's what happened.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#85 Wolfy

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 06:18 AM

I can think of several things to shave out of boredom before destroying my chest rug

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 06:26 AM

Sheve, on 28 July 2011 - 04:05 PM, said:

To all bearded men everywhere!

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=RmFnarFSj_U

Preeeeetty sure we had this sometime upthread.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#87 Satan

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 05:59 AM

Wolfy, on 29 July 2011 - 06:18 AM, said:

I can think of several things to shave out of boredom before destroying my chest rug

Well, my balls were already shiny, and I'd just done my armpits. Shaving my legs would take far too long, and there's no way I'll shave my face, head or arse. Leaving my chest. Make sense now? IT HAD TO BE SHAVED!

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#88 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 09:00 AM

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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#89 Grimjust Bearegular

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Posted 01 August 2011 - 09:14 AM

^

what he said.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 11:50 PM

Thank you Warren Ellis for finding these:

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RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#91 Beezulbubba

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Posted 09 September 2011 - 01:05 AM

If you ain't watching Whisker Wars on IFC then you are not a true connoisseur of burly beards. Go Aarne Bielefeldt!

#92 Arthur Dayne

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Posted 09 September 2011 - 02:11 AM

Beard Self > Bare self. This thread gives me a reason to live.

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#93 Use Of Weapons

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Posted 09 September 2011 - 01:15 PM

There are reasons never to have a beard:

You might end up doing what this guy did:
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Plus, Michael Jackson once tried to grow a beard:

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How creepy is that?

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true.
-- Oscar Wilde

#94 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 09 September 2011 - 03:44 PM

That's not fair. Just because one pedo tried to grow a beard doesn't make beards creepy. Pedos are creepy.

#95 Bapop

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Posted 09 September 2011 - 05:09 PM

Cover the heresy with pictures of beards!

And on a completely different note, the beards is growing again after having it trimmed down for the summer.

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(any resemblance to Tintin is coincidental)

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#96 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 06:15 PM

So, I've been growing it again but I always get to the point (usually about two months in) where I get obsessed with neatness and, against all rationality, every time I pass a mirror I end up trimming bits here and bits there to keep it tidy. The problem is that it becomes uneven and then looks even worse, not to mention losing a couple of week's worth of growth.

I know that I just need to stop fussing and leave it alone, otherwise it'll never get any longer but it's so difficult.

Does anyone else have this crazy crazy problem?

#97 Aptorian

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 07:02 PM

I will occasionally give the beard an even trim. That's about it. Otherwise I just allow it to flourish. Of course I am also single...

#98 Beezulbubba

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 07:43 PM

#99 Darkwatch

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 01:23 PM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 18 January 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

I have it from time to time. Your best bet is simply to become Zen and let it grow. Brushing it may also help it stay tidier, or allow you to shape it so it appears tidy.

I'm letting mine grow. It's been so long since I've had the full facial beard. It's winter anyway so it'll help.

RodeoRanch said:

You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.

#100 Captain Beardface

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:38 PM

Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast, on 18 January 2012 - 06:15 PM, said:

Shampoo and condition it, you take care of the beard and the beard will take care you.

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