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#1061
Aptorian 
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Posted 06 June 2016 - 07:18 PM
I imagine they will just follow their usual MO. Freeze the money, profit of the interests and only release the money when ever somebody threatens to sue/burn down their office and kill their children with a lawnmower.
#1062
Tsundoku
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Posted 08 June 2016 - 10:00 AM
WTF? Seriously? What is it about Yanks and their complete inability to do accents, or even recognise that their attempt is terribad?
http://www.news.com....b58d8cff2b738ff
http://www.news.com....b58d8cff2b738ff
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"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesnt work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesnt work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#1065
Arthur Dayne
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Posted 16 June 2016 - 04:35 PM
Too soon Apt... Too soon. Also, where do I find this. It needs to be on Facebook.
*Edit* Nevermind... I was at work and lost my mind about saving pictures... Damned interwebz.
*Edit* Nevermind... I was at work and lost my mind about saving pictures... Damned interwebz.
This post has been edited by Arthur Dayne: 16 June 2016 - 04:36 PM
If your cat wasn't meant to fly, why wouldn't they make them bigger?
#1066
worry
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Posted 20 June 2016 - 01:22 AM
Happy Father's Day, folks. Here's the last footage I got of my pop before he passed away.
https://vine.co/v/illYzFqveqr
https://vine.co/v/illYzFqveqr
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#1068
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Posted 20 June 2016 - 12:29 PM
What are you doing?
sorry about your Dad
sorry about your Dad
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
#1069
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Posted 20 June 2016 - 02:36 PM
worry, on 20 June 2016 - 01:26 AM, said:
Oh jeez, I'm sorry. Just realized I had the wrong URL in my clipboard. Apologies.
Corrected link:
Corrected link:
High definition cameras are a double edged sword.
#1070
worry
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Posted 20 June 2016 - 07:33 PM
Ugh I see I messed up the link again, and now it's too late cuz the holiday's over! Thanks for pointing it out though, HiddenOne. Obviously all my files are in disarray and I'm flustered. But I am almost positive I found the right one this time though.
Third time's a charm: https://vine.co/v/OAXdBJWbATX
Third time's a charm: https://vine.co/v/OAXdBJWbATX
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#1073
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Posted 24 June 2016 - 10:10 PM
Kanyemander West, on 24 June 2016 - 09:47 PM, said:
Lol what movie is that from?
That's from the books
You deserve a ban for such a blasphemy as dismissing books and only caring about movie which is a mere dirty thievery trick that guys with no fantasy use to profit on behalf of those with rich one
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#1074
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Posted 29 June 2016 - 09:30 PM
A ) Bear mauling man ORB ) Iceland soccer commentator calling match against England
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Obdigore
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Posted 12 July 2016 - 01:42 AM
Worrymander West, can you please give me a summary of that super long and not all that impressive glowing green phallic symbol post?
thanks.
thanks.
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#1078
worry
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Posted 12 July 2016 - 01:52 AM
Malachite dissolves inside the vagina, so while malachite is technically nontoxic to humans, the biochemical reaction produces outputs that are toxic to vaginal bacteria, and that can potentially lead to a health disaster.
Flint, MI tested the water at the treatment plant, not at its final destinations -- therefore neglecting the potential reactions with those pipes that ultimately poisoned the water.
In both cases, people failed to take into account these one-step-removed chemical reactions, thus drawing their safety conclusions too early.
Flint, MI tested the water at the treatment plant, not at its final destinations -- therefore neglecting the potential reactions with those pipes that ultimately poisoned the water.
In both cases, people failed to take into account these one-step-removed chemical reactions, thus drawing their safety conclusions too early.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#1079
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Posted 12 July 2016 - 02:19 AM
Kanyemander West, on 12 July 2016 - 01:52 AM, said:
Malachite dissolves inside the vagina, so while malachite is technically nontoxic to humans, the biochemical reaction produces outputs that are toxic to vaginal bacteria, and that can potentially lead to a health disaster.
Flint, MI tested the water at the treatment plant, not at its final destinations -- therefore neglecting the potential reactions with those pipes that ultimately poisoned the water.
In both cases, people failed to take into account these one-step-removed chemical reactions, thus drawing their safety conclusions too early.
Flint, MI tested the water at the treatment plant, not at its final destinations -- therefore neglecting the potential reactions with those pipes that ultimately poisoned the water.
In both cases, people failed to take into account these one-step-removed chemical reactions, thus drawing their safety conclusions too early.
I guess the only answer this that this dildo made she-hulk green with envy?
This post has been edited by Obdigore: 12 July 2016 - 02:20 AM
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
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worry
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Posted 12 July 2016 - 02:43 AM
Stalactites form in caves.
Caves = bear houses.
I hypothesize that bears are the ones shaping them into dildos.
And I henceforth petition the world to rename caves: Dild-a-Bear Workshops.
Caves = bear houses.
I hypothesize that bears are the ones shaping them into dildos.
And I henceforth petition the world to rename caves: Dild-a-Bear Workshops.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
