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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#1021 Gothos

Map painting expert

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 07:17 AM

I just realized that my gf's dad looks a bit like Alexandr Lukashenko. At least the hairdo and 'stache....

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#1022 HiddenOne

Mortal Sword

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 12:30 PM

So I'm out driving with my little girl and some guy drives by with the large Confederate flag flying from his truck. My little girl exclaims "Boy, that guy sure thinks he's fancy!" Of course this makes me laugh, because she's right, and then she follows up with "But why is he flying the flag of the British Navy?" I'm not sure where that came from, but I had to explain the difference.

HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#1023 Maark Abbott

Part Time Catgirl

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 02:12 PM

HiddenOne, on 10 August 2015 - 12:30 PM, said:

Because he's a British Imperialist, like all good Americans should be?

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#1024 Nicodimas

Soletaken

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA

Posted 12 August 2015 - 05:44 PM

Chemical Explosions are nuts!

http://www.zerohedge...inese-port-city

-If it's ka it'll come like a wind, and your plans will stand before it no more than a barn before a cyclone

#1025 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 09 September 2015 - 12:27 AM

It's educational! http://www.slate.com...his.single.html

"To summarize: The Yes Men posed as fake representatives of a consulting firm the regents hired, and the Threat Assessment Team was called in. Bruce Harreld flubbed his own résumé, offered a ham-handed response to question about sexual assault, cited Wikipedia, and was openly dismissive in an exchange with a staff member—and he was invited to be UI’s new president."

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#1026 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 07 October 2015 - 03:09 AM

Something the Yanks and Poms on here might get a chuckle from:

http://www.news.com....r-1227560143070

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker

#1027 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 04:55 AM

#1028 Maark Abbott

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:55 PM

Apt, on 08 October 2015 - 04:55 AM, said:

Nomination for HOF right there.

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#1029 Gnaw

Recovering eating disordered addict of HHM

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Posted 30 October 2015 - 11:13 PM

I couldn't bring myself to post this in the original thread:

Nicodimas, on 30 October 2015 - 07:47 AM, said:

I work for Goliath../cough /cough.

The really bad news is that you're going to be fired.

The good news is that they're not firing you for any action you've taken or not for any perception of you.

The bad news is your company has been defunct for 44 years.

The really good news is your company has the slowest bureaucracy in the history of the planet so it'll probably take them two or three years to get around to you.

This post has been edited by Gnaw: 30 October 2015 - 11:14 PM

"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl

#1030 Aptorian

How 'bout a hug?

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Posted 09 November 2015 - 05:38 PM

#1031 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 24 November 2015 - 03:44 PM

I'm sketching a map, and I have some help....

This is why we named the cat Fiddler....

I love the way he folds his paws in at the end, as if to say "Didn't do anything."

This post has been edited by TheRetiredBridgeburner: 24 November 2015 - 04:00 PM

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