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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#1041 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 22 December 2015 - 04:36 AM

You ever wonder what would happen to this board if it was dedicated to someone who turned out to be a creep, instead of SE&ICE? Like if this board were dedicated to Bill Cosby or Subway Jared, and everyone had been posting for years, and then the bomb dropped. Would the board just dry up and everyone disappear, after all that time?
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#1042 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 22 December 2015 - 07:31 AM

The Goodkind forums keep going so ...

EDIT:
Well I never.

http://www.topix.com.../who/bill-cosby

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Posted 22 December 2015 - 11:15 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 20 December 2015 - 12:20 AM, said:

Double post.

I am a goddamn prophet!

http://www.news.com....4e80e778132b077


I could have told you that :p
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Posted 22 December 2015 - 12:47 PM

View Postworry, on 22 December 2015 - 04:36 AM, said:

You ever wonder what would happen to this board if it was dedicated to someone who turned out to be a creep, instead of SE&ICE? Like if this board were dedicated to Bill Cosby or Subway Jared, and everyone had been posting for years, and then the bomb dropped. Would the board just dry up and everyone disappear, after all that time?


You mean this isn't the Friends of Shkreli Forum? Fuck this, outta here.
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#1045 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 11:52 AM

Thread on reddit about Tinder nightmares. There's quite a few funny ones, more than a few scary ones and a few WTF, but I saw these and well ... :D

https://www.reddit.c...r_horror_story/

Spoilered for some rather adult concepts.

Spoiler


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Classics, especially the comments. :D

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 28 December 2015 - 12:11 PM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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#1046 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 28 December 2015 - 09:59 PM

And when you're done with that, read this for more horror stories: What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
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Posted 19 January 2016 - 03:38 AM

Quote

"Seeing your child being born is the equivalent to seeing Godzilla destroy Disneyland"

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Posted 19 January 2016 - 09:02 AM

View PostApt, on 19 January 2016 - 03:38 AM, said:

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"Seeing your child being born is the equivalent to seeing Godzilla destroy Disneyland"



Or as someone else (possibly Robbie Williams) said, watching his child being born was like watching his favourite pub burn down.
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Posted 20 January 2016 - 02:23 PM

View PostTraveller, on 19 January 2016 - 09:02 AM, said:


Or as someone else (possibly Robbie Williams) said, watching his child being born was like watching his favourite pub burn down.


Well, I think it could only be good for the man's life to see his favourite pub burn down; he used to spend a whole lot of time in there.
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'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master — that's all.'
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Posted 25 January 2016 - 05:36 AM

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Posted 27 February 2016 - 06:32 PM

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Posted 27 February 2016 - 06:46 PM

You visit some strange places, Apt.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 27 February 2016 - 06:54 PM

The truth has to be known, cloning these feral monsters would be a terrible mistake.
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Posted 14 May 2016 - 05:24 PM

Playing "air tambourine" just looks like you havent figured out how to clap.
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Posted 16 May 2016 - 06:34 AM

I was bored so I changed Matador's FB profile and cover pictures.

I made sure to choose something he loves (read: hates).

I'm just considerate like that. Posted Image


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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 16 May 2016 - 07:47 AM

Just looked up this Craig Morrison guy and the Hot Kinda Love song.

Did that guy escape from a 90s pop rock tribute cloning experiment?
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Posted 18 May 2016 - 10:30 PM

Doesn't look like he escaped after all, they're still subjecting him to bizarre experiments
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Posted 20 May 2016 - 05:34 AM



good stuff. I am surrounded by Vegans at work...
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Posted 06 June 2016 - 07:01 PM

This deserves to be shared:

http://www.eteknix.c...uge-sums-money/

PayPal refused to refund $50K to some spoilt rich kid who decided to troll some twitch streamers by donating then asking for his money back.

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Posted 06 June 2016 - 07:15 PM

Wow. That's the first positive thing I've ever heard anyone say about PayPal.
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