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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#1001 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 09 April 2015 - 01:15 AM

The Onion on learning to take a joke:
http://www.theonion....ht-years,38394/
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 08:02 AM

Things Fiddler expected from investigating the flour while I was baking:

1. Not this.

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:53 AM

Boop!

It looks like as well as Dita of High House Sausage, we now also have Dati of High House Bun. It'll be more epic that A vs T (because spoilers).
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Posted 30 April 2015 - 04:29 AM

Indonesia’s Death Penalty Or Australia’s Asylum Policy?

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 15 May 2015 - 10:05 AM

I think this could be used to cover a multitude of situations where you don't know what to say.

http://www.news.com....d-1227356251794

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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Posted 15 May 2015 - 10:21 AM

Double shot!

Well, this can't possibly go wrong ...

http://www.news.com....c-1227356704994
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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Posted 29 May 2015 - 07:23 PM

Here is a special film that some of you may enjoy, It's called Kung Fury prob. NSFW in some places


https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg

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HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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Posted 15 June 2015 - 12:19 PM

Very seriously considering an Open Uni degree in Paleontology. It was always what I wanted to do as a young'un...
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Posted 02 July 2015 - 10:58 PM

An interesting analysis of the pop-punk "accent": http://www.atlasobsc...lyze-the-accent
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Posted 07 July 2015 - 08:18 PM

I think there's a niche for literature that looks at the bizarre and strained sexual politics of fantasy stories, through a comedic filter. We could call it satyrical fiction.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 13 July 2015 - 11:32 AM

I'm in Croatia at the moment - staying in a town called Novigrad, which I have learnt means 'New City'. I don't know in what language. The strange thing is that it is not new, nor is it a city - more of a two-layered town.

Moreover, in the Witcher world of which I am heavily invested in, there is a Redanian city called Novigrad. I shared this with a far too excitable Witcher group I am a part of and they were far too excited about it.

I'm also getting horribly sunburnt.
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Posted 14 July 2015 - 11:12 AM

Novigrad/Novi Grad is quite a common place name in slavic countries (hence the inclusion in the Witcher world), the landscape's dotted with Novigrads. According to Wikipedia, Croatia alone has four of them. Calling a place 'new city' seems to have been quite common everywhere. Naples/Neapolis means 'new city', too.

Yes, I'm bored during lunch break.

On a more random note, I feel like there's a heightened.. how should I put it nicely.. caution? attention? ..towards foreigners in Germany. Lately, when I talk to my mom on the phone while in public, say, the on the train or somesuch, heads have been snapping round and people shuffling around as soon as they hear I'm not speaking German. It's happened several times today alone. It's weird. Thanks, politics.

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Posted 16 July 2015 - 12:38 PM

View PostPuckstein, on 14 July 2015 - 11:12 AM, said:

Novigrad/Novi Grad is quite a common place name in slavic countries (hence the inclusion in the Witcher world), the landscape's dotted with Novigrads. According to Wikipedia, Croatia alone has four of them. Calling a place 'new city' seems to have been quite common everywhere. Naples/Neapolis means 'new city', too.

Yes, I'm bored during lunch break.

On a more random note, I feel like there's a heightened.. how should I put it nicely.. caution? attention? ..towards foreigners in Germany. Lately, when I talk to my mom on the phone while in public, say, the on the train or somesuch, heads have been snapping round and people shuffling around as soon as they hear I'm not speaking German. It's happened several times today alone. It's weird. Thanks, politics.



I would concur but living in England I do admit to getting irritated when others don't speak English all the time. It's petty, and with other - albeit more extreme - Englishmen whom state 'England - We want it back' and the suchlike, I don't think they realise for centuries England has been directly tied with immigration and cultural mixes (Anglo-Saxon to Anglo-Norman to Angevin, etc).
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Posted 16 July 2015 - 02:35 PM

I can see that point. My take is: If you live in a country with a primary native language, you should be able to speak it, even if only a little so that you can get by. It's very irksome when trying to deal with someone who hasn't got a clue what you're trying to say. If I moved to Sweden, or Greece, or Japan, I'd fully expect that it'd be on me to learn their Mother Tongue.
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Posted 20 July 2015 - 11:04 AM

I see both of your points and I generally agree. If you live somewhere, you should take action to be able to communicate in that language. HOWEVER I also see the other side and I refuse to give up my mother tongue - which is already use very little. For me, there's a huge difference between 'being able to communicate well in the language of whatever country one lives in' and 'never using my mother tongue in public ever again'. People don't give you weird looks when you speak English or French or any other european tongue (I'm in Germany here), even if you can't get one German word out properly. They do when you speak something else.

Don't get me wrong, I dislike it as well when people speak in a language not everyone understands when they COULD and it's relevant, say at work or social whatevers. Anyone who trys that stunt with me gets told to speak German, thankyouverymuch. But when I'm on the train and my mother phones me I will damn well talk to her in whatever language I please, and damn anyone who might overhear and feel left out. I speak German better than some Germans when it's called for.

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Posted 20 July 2015 - 01:31 PM

View PostPuckstein, on 20 July 2015 - 11:04 AM, said:

I see both of your points and I generally agree. If you live somewhere, you should take action to be able to communicate in that language. HOWEVER I also see the other side and I refuse to give up my mother tongue - which is already use very little. For me, there's a huge difference between 'being able to communicate well in the language of whatever country one lives in' and 'never using my mother tongue in public ever again'. People don't give you weird looks when you speak English or French or any other european tongue (I'm in Germany here), even if you can't get one German word out properly. They do when you speak something else.

Don't get me wrong, I dislike it as well when people speak in a language not everyone understands when they COULD and it's relevant, say at work or social whatevers. Anyone who trys that stunt with me gets told to speak German, thankyouverymuch. But when I'm on the train and my mother phones me I will damn well talk to her in whatever language I please, and damn anyone who might overhear and feel left out. I speak German better than some Germans when it's called for.


Learning the language of the land does have its points but you will be in big trouble over here. Hindi only works in North India, my own mother tongue is Bengali and the South has like 4 languages.

I wonder how Germans would react if I spoke Bengali on public transport.
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Posted 20 July 2015 - 05:57 PM

There are those cases, too. But that's kind of beside the point. I was replying to Excidius and Maark who I felt needed reminding that speaking the language of the country you move to and your mother tongue are not mutually exclusive.
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Posted 21 July 2015 - 04:16 AM

View PostPuckstein, on 20 July 2015 - 11:04 AM, said:

I see both of your points and I generally agree. If you live somewhere, you should take action to be able to communicate in that language. HOWEVER I also see the other side and I refuse to give up my mother tongue - which is already use very little. For me, there's a huge difference between 'being able to communicate well in the language of whatever country one lives in' and 'never using my mother tongue in public ever again'. People don't give you weird looks when you speak English or French or any other european tongue (I'm in Germany here), even if you can't get one German word out properly. They do when you speak something else.

Don't get me wrong, I dislike it as well when people speak in a language not everyone understands when they COULD and it's relevant, say at work or social whatevers. Anyone who trys that stunt with me gets told to speak German, thankyouverymuch. But when I'm on the train and my mother phones me I will damn well talk to her in whatever language I please, and damn anyone who might overhear and feel left out. I speak German better than some Germans when it's called for.


That's a fair way to look at it. Also, speaking German on the phone to your mother? My mental image of you has now become Asuka from NGE.
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 03:14 AM

HitchBOT is DEAD!
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Posted 04 August 2015 - 03:40 AM

http://www.tor.com/2...turing-dragons/

A friend shared this link with me. Some great dragon art here!
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