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The "Post what ever the hell" you want thread (Within the limits of the Code of Conduct, you perverts)

#981 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 06 March 2015 - 08:21 PM

Apparently the long-absent member MOONSPAWN is 48 today. I couldn't help thinking "Is that Moon Spawn, or Moons Pawn?"

I need to get back to bed.

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#982 Loki

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Posted 08 March 2015 - 09:32 PM

For the travelling Kiwi -

large_1.jpg (150.11K)
Number of downloads: 0

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#983 A Demon Llama!

First Sword

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Posted 09 March 2015 - 11:09 PM

Man, people are assholes.

Driving on the highway and a guy is on the passing lane driving behind and beside a guy at 90/km blocking everything.. I go up behind him and wait and eventually honk for him to move over and he decides that warrants a break check and a middle finger.

He finally moved over when another guy squeezed by on the right. So I did the appropriate thing and gave him a thumbs up when passing.

I wish cops would give tickets to people that impede and make highways dangerous by being self righteous and not scaring everyone by hiding under some shadowy underpass.

No Touchy.

#984 Gust Hubb

Necromancer Extraordinaire

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 12:23 PM

Any engineers know of this method. I don't entirely understand, but it's fascinating:

http://www.bbc.com/n...siness-31506073

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
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#985 Maark Abbott

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 01:32 PM

Pfft. An engineer won't know that. All they do is run at a building and change the colour scheme. C&C teach you nothin', laddo?

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#986 Gust Hubb

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 01:55 PM

Doesn't it matter what type of engineer?

"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss

#987 Maark Abbott

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Posted 10 March 2015 - 06:35 PM

Gust Hubb, on 10 March 2015 - 01:55 PM, said:

Doesn't it matter what type of engineer?

I suppose. Harkonnen Engineers get pistols, after all...

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#988 Loki

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Posted 12 March 2015 - 10:39 PM

I let my one year old choose his breakfast - strawberries and coco pops dipped in avocado. :sofa:

I guess it's better than his pork sausages dipped in vanilla yoghurt and tomato sauce that he had the other day.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#989 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 15 March 2015 - 08:50 AM

Briar King, on 15 March 2015 - 05:36 AM, said:

Today is the day in History Ceasar got poked full of holes.

You might say he was shredded, then tossed. :sofa:

#990 worry

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Posted 20 March 2015 - 08:04 AM

http://www.nh1.com/n...-front-of-them/

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#991 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 21 March 2015 - 01:21 AM

worry, on 20 March 2015 - 08:04 AM, said:

http://www.nh1.com/n...-front-of-them/

Wow, just wow. :whistle:

Some of the comments are pure gold though:

"Stacie Wilson
Golly-gosh-darn I sure wish someone would tell Rep Groen that Bald Eagles do the same thing and aren't fueled by absorbing Patriotism then shitting freedom pellets."

And here's one of them exercising his right to have a tiny penis:

So much 'Murrrrrica, ferk yeah!' in this, you can almost smell the grits and hear the banjos. But this is NH, where people can spell, and breathe through their noses, how is this?

This post has been edited by Sombra: 21 March 2015 - 02:07 AM

#992 Lost Marine

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Posted 25 March 2015 - 05:38 PM

Loki, on 12 March 2015 - 10:39 PM, said:

I let my one year old choose his breakfast - strawberries and coco pops dipped in avocado.

I guess it's better than his pork sausages dipped in vanilla yoghurt and tomato sauce that he had the other day.

You're lucky. My 1 yr old won't eat anything that's not pureed and shovelled into his mouth. I cannot get him interested in anything that has chunks or texture, he just gags and vomits. It's starting to drive me slightly crazy.

*Edited because Hooked on Phonics didn't work for me.

This post has been edited by Lost Marine: 25 March 2015 - 05:40 PM